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Thread: Don't tell the truth, tell the false truth, or nothing of the truth This thread is 11 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 · «PREV / NEXT»
Conan
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posted October 26, 2005 02:38 AM

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When was the first time you have been in a situation where you have sorely missed someone or something important in your life?

The first time I sorely missed something important in my life was when I lost something.
Something was precious, very precious and i realized that when i lost something, something would make me feel like I was lost myself.
Of course someone could say that something is less important than something else, but that something for me was very dear. I guess somethings don't change. Maybe someday someone will give me something back for some of the things I've done, but until then something tells me that someone will not be around to come give me something for some time.
Sometimes I tell myself somethings to make me feel better, but then something comes to my mind again and I get caught up with something. I hope I do get over it sometime soon.
Something has to be done.
Something was indeed important to me and I lost it and now I sorely miss something. Maybe someone could tell me when something will be back?
I doubt it. Sometimes I feel like someone is doing something to stop me from getting something.



So, Tigris, how did you find HC?
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pandora
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posted September 07, 2006 07:19 PM
Edited by pandora at 19:21, 07 Sep 2006.

~~ Revived ~~

I thought this thread would be a fun one to bring back - Read through the rules and sign on if you want to play

Question to the first taker: What was the most embarassing romantic encounter you've ever had?
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russ
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posted September 07, 2006 07:40 PM
Edited by russ at 19:46, 07 Sep 2006.

So, one of those days I was at one of the 20 charities that I am involved with, doing the usual - packaging gifts for the poor kids in Ethiopia. I looked through the window and I saw a bus stop. 20 women (whose pictures are posted in "World's Sexiest Woman" thread) ran out and swarmed inside. They dropped their clothes off as they were running towards me and they were so horny that they ripped off mine. As soon as that happened, one of them screamed: "omg! that thing is too big!", the rest of them looked at me, sighed and walked away, collecting their clothes on the way out and looking back from time to time in disbelief. That was my most embarassing romantic encounter.

To the first taker:
Describe your most heroic deed.

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pandora
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posted September 07, 2006 08:28 PM
Edited by pandora at 23:30, 07 Sep 2006.

My most heroic deed... hmm, funny you should ask!

One day I was coming back from shopping with a group of chicks I knew from the worlds sexiest women thread. As usual we were talking about men - and our likes and dislikes - it was definitely agreed upon by all of us that "Too Big" was no good - because the big boys were generally the laziest and quickest - as society had led them to believe that size was all that mattered *sigh* But anyways, were all on the bus laughing away together, when this really weird and creepy dude got on.

After being rejected by every chick on the bus, the guy started to become really sullen and moody. After a few blocks of him glaring at all of us angrily - he finally pipes up with this really lame story about how there was a guy with a permanent black eye that could make you live forever - and remain young and beautiful for all eternity - all you had to do was sleep with him.

The chicks I was out with were nice, but none too bright - and they bought this line of nonsense completely. Pam had been looking out the window and suddenly shrieked "Bus driver stop!! There he is!!!!" The doors opened and the girls started rushing out, ripping away their clothes - and i noticed the creepy dude was now laughing so hard he was almost peeing himself.

"Oh noes!!" I gasped "Its a trick!!"

I ran out, pushing my way through the girls and yelled the only words I knew that could stop them

"omg! that thing is too big!" I shrieked

Thankfully it worked, and the girls were saved from a horrible horrible fate as they all turned away and came back to the bus. Now to some this may not seem so very heroic - but trust me; trying to push your way through a dozen or so women frantically trying to get the first crack at eternal life and beauty is risky business indeed!

And that my friends is my most heroic deed ever

Question to Leo Lion (aka the bum looker) = What profession would you most like to see your daughter get into when she's older?
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Leo_Lion
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posted September 09, 2006 04:35 AM
Edited by Leo_Lion at 04:37, 09 Sep 2006.

I swear that if my daughter doesn't become a pole-dancing crack-head prostitute when she grows up, I'll never speak to her again!

Her work uniform better be clear high heels, skanky perfume, a scarf around her arms (to cover up her track-marks from sharing countless needles with the local bag-ladies & bums), and a leopard skin bra with fishnet stockings.

I won't have it any other way!
My question goes to T-A:

What's the best part about eating 'roadkill'?
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted September 09, 2006 08:05 AM bonus applied.
Edited by TitaniumAlloy at 14:19, 16 Sep 2006.

Roadkill eh?

You wanna know about roadkill? Alot of people SAY they wanna know about roadkill, but when they hear about it then end up in the mental instution three blocks down.

Go on, get outta here, you don't wanna know!
Alright, well it's your straight jacket!



The story of roadkill goes back a long way, I even had the dishonour of meeting the inventor. Most people think he's just a myth, but it's true, Road is a real person. You now have all these streets named after JFK and Martin Luther King, well back in the day every street was named after Road. So much so, that now almost all streets are called Road for granted, and they even have to have other names for them like Stubbs Road or McDonnel Road.

He was a great man. It was just too bad that he was a vampire. No, Vlaad, not those kind of vampires. A real vampire. People, who eat people, to live. Kinda like the next evolutionary step to cannibals. Like addicted cannibals, with withdrawal symptoms, and a blood fetish. Crossed with a hobo. Yeah, a hobo. You get the idea.

So anyway, this guy Road was like THE hobo. You know, the cigarettes, the booze, the vagrant clothing, and the cardboard box real estate. He told me it was his choice to live on the road, he said it was the new style and was gonna catch on. "You'll see!" he said to me. But his ex wife said that he lost it all betting on a greyhound.

Turns out he got hungry watching the greyhounds, as vampires tend to do, and had to go eat one. Unluckily he ate the one he bet on, and lost everything. Including his appetite, which is kind of an upside.

But anyway. So here's this guy Road living on the streets. No food, no money. What does a vampire do when he's got no food and no money, and lives on the streets?
You don't know. He kills passers-by and eats them, that's what! In fact I caught him nibbling my thighs when I was chatting with him once, not cool.

So he started this whole thing of eating people and animals off the streets.

He offered me some flat squirrel once, it wasn't that bad actually. So people started feeling sorry for the guy. He was a pathetic sight, true, but they felt a real empathy for him. The only redeeming feature about him was that he got the chicks. He was a real ladies man. You know what they say about cardboard boxes, the walls are paper thin!

So I guess that's where the trend came from. Sure the raggy clothes and the bad breath never caught on, but all these guys saw the birds that go into his hut (not the flying ones) and thought "hey, he must be doing something right!" So they figured that eating the dead animals off the streets must be his secret.

Codenamed "Road-Kill", roadkill became the number one cause of getting laid among men.

Now THAT'S the best thing about eating roadkill. You should try it sometime.



NEXT QUESTION TO... Gom Jabbar

Name your perfect night out.




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TitaniumAlloy
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posted September 16, 2006 02:20 PM

Go on then Gom Jabbar, I'll give the question to you then.

And thanks for the update pan.
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pandora
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posted September 16, 2006 03:20 PM
Edited by pandora at 18:19, 05 Oct 2006.

No problem, I always liked this thread

Anyone who would like to play can still join, just post here!

Edit~ Just noticed there was no shiny red thing on the first post! I fixed that

Edit again~ Hey, where's Gom Jabbar?
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Vadskye91
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posted October 05, 2006 08:00 PM

Gom!  You lazy bum!
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Gom_Jabbar
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posted October 05, 2006 09:52 PM bonus applied.
Edited by Gom_Jabbar at 22:09, 05 Oct 2006.

Thank you Pan for pointing me the question

And as for my perfect night out… well… let’s see:

First I must tell you where this night out should happen. The location must be a paradise island that my lover rented just for the two of us. Even now I can picture this place, the sunny beaches, the perfect sand, the romantic moon at night and all the things that make someone feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Of course this must happen during a very long summer holiday (let’s say a 3 months holiday). And now let me tell you about this night out.

My lover invites me to a secret place made especially for the two of us. After a long romantic walk we get there, a place on the edge of a cliff filled with aromatic candles. We get there just in time to watch the sunset, the most beautiful sunset I ever saw in my life as if it was made especially for me. Then we get to have a lot of fun by talking to each other, and eat the best food on this earth. The hours seem to go by like minutes as the excitement between us reaches incredible levels. We can almost imagine the food we are eating is the other ones body. Every touch is incredible, the tension gets higher and higher you can almost feel the love in the air.

And then finally, our bodies collide, we’re like two wild animals fighting, ripping our clothes off. Then suddenly rain starts poring down from the heavens but the water just vaporizes as it touches our heated bodies. We continue to make wild love for what seems
like an eternity of pleasure.
 
When all is over we just sit naked on the wet grass and light each other a cigarette, I look into my lover’s eyes and say:

- That was the best night out ever………… my dear Peter!


...as for the question: It is for Iris: how would you imagine a date with me?

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pandora
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posted October 05, 2006 10:06 PM

lmao!! that was hilarious The whole time I was reading it I thought maybe you didn't understand the game... but then WHAMMO!

Now at the risk of sounding naggy... you forgot to ask a question
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Lady_Milena
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posted October 07, 2006 12:25 PM
Edited by Lady_Milena at 07:51, 08 Oct 2006.

*raises a hand* This looks like a fun thread! Mewants to participate too.

P.S. Please, can someone delete the last few posts too? To keep the game clean.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 07, 2006 06:18 PM
Edited by TitaniumAlloy at 18:20, 07 Oct 2006.

I would add you to the list, but I can't, it's been over a year.. where has my life gone. lol



I'm going to get some donuts
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pandora
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posted October 08, 2006 12:59 AM
Edited by pandora at 01:00, 08 Oct 2006.

Shadowcaster can tho - welcome to the game !
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Iris
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posted October 08, 2006 09:20 AM
Edited by Iris at 09:20, 08 Oct 2006.

Whoooaaa, question for me!!  


Hmm, a date with Gom...


You know, girls say that they want to be wooed and romanced with flowers and chocolates, a fancy dinner, a quiet night in front of the fireplace...  But in the end, all we want is just for a hot guy to get in our pants.  Especially since we Venus-ruled Taurean women possess skills that other signs only wish they had in the bedroom, we like to show it off.    So you know what, Gom, check your HCM and meet me at that paradise island you described.  Skip the date.  Bring some booze.  We'll make it a night of wild drunken reverie.  




Next question is for Kooka: So what did you do to that one student who found out your true identity on HC...?    How did you silence him?
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kookastar
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posted October 08, 2006 09:49 AM
Edited by kookastar at 11:05, 08 Oct 2006.

This was meant to be kept a secret

OK.  Well thankfully he told me before anyone else.  He approached me all quivering and shaking - saying that he knew I was a spammer, and that he just couldn't see anything but pink rotting nonspecified meat when he looked at me...

The situation was dire.  I had to do something before the whole foundations of the teaching profession crumbled at my knees...

I used the moves I learnt while researching martial arts for the Talent contest, and pressed that pressure point thingie that paralyses him.  Then, I took him to the kitchen.  Man I am glad I teach hospitality...

Hang on that tangent is a bit sick... what did I really do?

I told him that if he didn't tell anyone I would stick a shiny star on his forehead every day until he graduated  He was completely under my control

I also told him that he should join this forum, and I would help him become a supreme hero.

His name is Boris

{edit} I forgot to post a question again...

To Lady Milena
- Why don't you spam here?
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 08, 2006 02:59 PM

Iris, this is supposed to be false
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Lady_Milena
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posted October 09, 2006 08:34 PM

Well, Cookie. Now that you asked me... I can't back out of it, can I.

Now first of all I have to share with you why I joined HC. You may think that's because a keen fan of Heroes such as me was in a big need of sharing her experience with other fans. It may apply to others, but not to me.

It's because of the stars!

There is nothing like them. The red and yellow things under my avatar. Especially the red stars. Red is my favorite color. I even changed my avatar to enhance the exquisite hue. Speaking of enhancing, the red stars look all the more impressive when contrasing a low number of yellow stars. All is in the ratio of course. I have a reputation to uphold!

*clears throat* Eh, okay. I see you don't believe me because you know I'm a spammer at heart. *mumbles* Okay, but don't tell anyone, okay??

Like I said, I have a reputation to upkeep. On the other hand how could such a genuine tosser soul like me resist the itching of fingers, that desperate urge to click and click and click on the "submit reply" button! So I have a secret. I leave all my long posts with this profile and only once in a blue moon post something lighter to throw dust in people's eyes and distract them. Distract them from what? Well, ahem, I have FOUR more profiles to use for my spam sprees. So who are these, eh? Okay, okay, won't make you play detective. My other profile is Russ. The other one is dkolb, I created it because I couldn't post 4 times in a row in the VW. I made LadyMeryl when I got too bored of playing a guy but then I couldn't have enough of that, so I created LadyGuenivere (though that should be obvious... I'm a Lady all round). People started suspecting it was the same person, so I haven't posted with LadyMeryl for a while... resting until I find a idea of how to lash out my spam fests.

Sooooooo well. One stone, two birds. Lady_Milena never spams up the place. But ahem, that's only the Milena lady. ;-)

Hope that answers your question.

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Next one goes to Iris: I heard under the rose about that handsome guy you had an eye for. You know, the one who, when you got intimate, turned out to be a girl really. I heard that was some really exciting... (and arousing in that) experience for you. I'm dying to learn of your romance!!!  
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Djive
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posted October 09, 2006 09:31 PM

Hmmm... right.

Put me up on the list of particiapants, for now.

A few horrific tales of falsehood couldn't hurt could they?

Truth is naked they say but gnolls have a furry snout!

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Iris
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posted October 10, 2006 07:30 PM

Be quiet, TA.  

Quote:
Next one goes to Iris: I heard under the rose about that handsome guy you had an eye for. You know, the one who, when you got intimate, turned out to be a girl really. I heard that was some really exciting... (and arousing in that) experience for you. I'm dying to learn of your romance!!!

Geez, word travels fast, doesn't it?    Well, I guess I should have expected it.  He was waaaaaay too pretty to be a boy.  I mean, I really like the clean-cut, pretty-boy look, but he was prettier than me!  I might as well have gone out and found myself a girl.  ...Which is kind of what happened.  But that's besides the point!

So anyway, we were hanging out at my place, watching a movie, and he did one of those Oh-look-I'm-stretching-but-oops-my-arm-landed-around-your-shoulder things.  And before I knew it, he was all over me and feeling me up!  Pardon me for leaving out the juicy details (I have to keep this PG-13 ), but it was as if he knew everything about the female anatomy!  When things got even more heated up, I found out that it was because HE was actually a SHE!    No wonder "he" knew where all of my hot spots were!

My whole life has changed after that night...





Next question for Shadowcaster: Tell us about how you boys party down in Texas.
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