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Milena
Milena


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posted October 17, 2001 07:53 PM

Amusing? In what sense? ;-P

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In regards to Milena's striptease post - I think I would be more "amused" than "amazed"
Actually there IS such a dance. It was performed by 2 friends of mine, guy, you oughta see it. Of course, the striptease parts were absent but there were HUGE hints. *grins*
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As for the lesbian stuff...  well, the idea of two naked chicks in one place is amusing, but it was more of a joke anyway, because the stereotype seems to be that all guys like seeing lesbians - but the lesbians they probably see pictures of or whatever aren't really lesbians - they're just two models posing together in suggestive positions, but not really doing anything.
I meant TRUE lesbians. Well, I'm going to give you an example. We were at a party and the guys found 2 porn movies running. They could have the heterosexual couple but when they saw the lesbians they were ELATED. And of course, you could guess what they chose to watch. The two flowers, of course. BTW, it's a pity that many boys don't understand the joke about the flowers. This is such a shame. But it's worse for the women, after all.
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Oh, and did I mention that guys are perverts? *evil grin*
Who told we girls ain't? *evil laugh*
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rogue
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posted October 17, 2001 09:38 PM

Now, there's nothing wrong with being a pervert, as long as it's not in a creepy stalker sorta way.

It's just that guys seem less afraid to let the world know they're perverts.

As for lesbian movies - never saw one, but I'm sure I'd be amused.
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Milena
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posted October 17, 2001 09:48 PM

What's wrong with being pervert?

I don't see anything wrong about it. I like it.

BTW, some time later I'll post an interesting poll... what do 2 20-year-old girls do at 5 am?
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rogue
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posted October 17, 2001 09:50 PM

I said there's nothing wrong with being a pervert...

As for polls, be sure to not go too far over the line.
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Milena
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posted October 17, 2001 09:56 PM

No, no,

it's not what came to your mind. It's more innocent.
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Poopman
Poopman

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posted October 17, 2001 10:20 PM

Au Contraire

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Your tongue as paintbrush?  God, man, that's just sick.  I hope you enjoyed the taste of paint, because I don't think anyone else will enjoy kissing that mouth for weeks to come.



not so, gimmeckless.  actually it was a water-based paint of course.  anything else would have just been stupid.  the point is that it is tongue art...and as far as i know, no one else does this.  it requires certain dexterity and endurance, if you dig what i'm saying.

but i guess i can color the ladies unimpressed!  no reply whatsoever, geez.

it's been fun observing this little party you guys are having, but now that it has taken a turn toward the isle of lesbos, i think i might duck out anyway.

but i'm taking the beer and snacks with me, hahaha!!!

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Milena
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posted October 17, 2001 10:29 PM

I noticed it,

but the point was I was already impressed. *grins* The subject never really showed any signs he was flattered or anything, so I just skipped it.

BTW, I already undressed myself and Shae used her juicy tongue on Lith, so... not much left. ;-P
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Poopman
Poopman

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posted October 17, 2001 11:08 PM

The Finer Things In life...Are Naked & Female

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but the point was I was already impressed. *grins* The subject never really showed any signs he was flattered or anything, so I just skipped it.

BTW, I already undressed myself and Shae used her juicy tongue on Lith, so... not much left. ;-P

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RMS
RMS


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posted October 17, 2001 11:51 PM
Edited By: RMS on 17 Oct 2001

:: peeking in::

Wow, this thread is growing fast...this is definately to much for me to handle...maybe I should just give up periodically checking in...
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Lith-Maethor
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posted October 17, 2001 11:53 PM

left speechless

...
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Gimmickless
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posted October 18, 2001 12:44 AM

I, for one, am content to see if anyone else has the testosterone to impress these two ladies practically asking for a man to show them his ways.  My heart is already out to one not of this board, but she doesn't mind if I watch. |
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RMS
RMS


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posted October 18, 2001 12:50 AM

...I do believe I've mentioned this earlier, but while normally I would be more, I'de prefer the aforementioned activities being performed by those more my age...heh, I'm sure not trying to ruin the fun though...carry on
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Shae_Trielle
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posted October 18, 2001 02:54 AM

Lesbians?

Call me tradional, but I just want to see which one of these perverts get a rise out of a bit of flirting, no offense Milena.

You've all got the charisma of a snail, it seems, lol! Sports watchers, paint lickers, lesbian lovers and pizza eating, dr pepper drinking pimple faced boys.

Can't believe not one of you offered to dance with either me or Milena....


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Lith-Maethor
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posted October 18, 2001 02:56 AM

Excuse me, oh green one..

I was finishing my sketch of dear Milena... if you wanted to dance all you had to do was ...ask... that simple...
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Shae_Trielle
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posted October 18, 2001 03:04 AM

Well seeing as you're the guy, it's YOUR job to offer. Not mine...

And can you dance at all lith?

*smile*

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Lith-Maethor
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posted October 18, 2001 03:11 AM

can I dance?

...why don't we find out Shae?

...oh, and what do you mean by saying it's my job to ask? ...still searching for the knight in the shining armor? ...or have you already met "Prince Valium"?
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rogue
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posted October 18, 2001 03:34 AM

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Well seeing as you're the guy, it's YOUR job to offer. Not mine...



That's why being a guy sucks.
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RMS
RMS


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posted October 18, 2001 03:47 AM

...hmm, nope not always...not if you're me anyway...I'm never expected to be the one to do anything first...if someone wants something, either they ask it of me, or they'll never get it from me, which often times is no problem of mine... but then again, I'm a weirdo, so I guess I don't have much room to talk...
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ozzyosbourne
ozzyosbourne


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posted October 18, 2001 03:51 AM

you horny bastards.
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RMS
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posted October 18, 2001 03:57 AM

...not I, no sir...when I feel those urges, I have more convenient techniques in which to channel my feelings
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