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RMS
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-ing yummy foods
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posted October 17, 2001 04:03 AM |
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...yet, indeed I am...is that a bad thing? 
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Nickman77
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from Poland.
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posted October 17, 2001 07:08 AM |
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i think the average age here is above 20 ....
I thiih it`s below, cause I and RMS have only 15. And Lord Woock havs only 12.
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Sha_Men
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Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted October 17, 2001 08:17 AM |
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Well...
If it doesn't offend anyone...
It's fine by me.
Yes, yes I'm little kid...blah, blah, blah...
Puts some music from CD to roll...
Does any body recognise this song?
"You don't bring me anything but down..."
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted October 17, 2001 08:21 AM |
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Average age
I know most people on this forum and I think the majority of them are 18-24 year olds. There are a few young ones around, but I think they're pretty mature for their age and the stuff that gets said here isn't going to offend them.
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Hexa
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Legendary Hero
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posted October 17, 2001 08:32 AM |
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I'm liking this board more and more!
Too bad I ain't around when most of you "DO" their posts!@
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted October 17, 2001 08:34 AM |
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That just what we needed..
Hexa commenting somebody "doing" something...
Geez...what next?
Oldtimer starts stripping?
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Milena
Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
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posted October 17, 2001 01:13 PM |
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Edited By: Milena on 17 Oct 2001
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Shae, I LOVE YOU, GIRL!
You rock!!! Mwwwwwooooowww!*glues kisses on her 2 cheeks*
BTW, you didn't answer my IM. I wish you did... Shae, I guess you and I should talk a bit in private *wicked grin*. Boys, you'd better watch out. You, Zud, most of all.
Now get ready for a supersonic, super power, extra vital performance. Mods, if you think it's too indecent, delete it.
Since Lith didn't want to undress me, I will do it for you. BTW, Lith, I was disappointed.
Now, clap your hands.
*Goes to the stereo and inserts Aerosmith's "Pink"*
*Snaps fingers and conjures a platform and a pillar on it. A tight pain of jeans of her with a simple T-shirt is just another click*
*The music starts, and she appears in her new outfit and a hat. "Pink!"- her hat is on the floor. She starts dancing around, swinging and swaying and miming. She grants a smile at everyone and runs her finger in front of the crowd at "Pink it was love at first sight" stops her finger, pointing at a guy. She smiles and goes on, taking off her belt. She swings it in the air like a lasso and it falls on the ground.*
*"Pink when I turn off the light"- the lights go off and she appear in the middle of the platform with a tiny ray of light following her moves. She spins her body around the pillar. "Pink is the color of passion"- jeans are down "because today it just goes with the passion!"- T-shirt is down and pink bikini and bra show up*
*"Pink... and I think everything is going to be alright no matter what we do tonight!" turns her back to the public and very slowly, bouncing her belly goes to the floor and then climb up. "Pink on the lips of the lover"- Milena runs a finger over her lips and at "for pink is the love you discover" starts breathing heavily in Zud's neck*
*Pink she sings and jumps around, coming closer to the boys and Shae and touching their faces with a quick gesture. Rogue looks at her amazed and Sha runs away covering his eyes*
Don't run away boys, am I THIS sinister? This time it is for free, just for you cause I'm in a good mood.
*Moves belly like a bellydancer and shakes shoulders, revealing all her hidden talents. She finally turns her back to the crowd, crosses arms behind her back and as she moves up, her bra fall. When she faces them... her arms hide what the guys want to see!*
*Suddenly the music stop and she vanishes with a bang*
I hope you liked it... ;-P The other stuff I do in private. ;-)
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Gimmickless
Promising
Known Hero
Cannon Maker
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posted October 17, 2001 01:28 PM |
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It seems that there is a challenge of hormones...
and I'll be damned if I'm here to witness it! Consider me stepping in at about the time Milena is just finishing her striptease with a case of Dr Pepper (I'm 20 in America, damn laws won't allow even military members to drink alcohol...) and a 12-string guitar. My face is exaggeratedly (is that even a word? *LOL*) shocked, mouth open and things.
Ladies and gentlemen, do what you will at this (odd methinks) entrance. IRL, I'll be gone for about 9 hours, and I wouldn't mind being surprised at some of the reactions... *wry smirk*
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Johnny The Ball:... too long to display...
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted October 17, 2001 01:40 PM |
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So now I am...
Perverted sports freak who is complaining when others have "little" fun and covers his eyes when something really happens...
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Gimmickless
Promising
Known Hero
Cannon Maker
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posted October 17, 2001 01:45 PM |
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Guess you can't win, eh, Sha Men? Here, take a Dr Pepper! *throws a soda at the blue man and begins picking something that sounds like a Spanish flamenco*
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Johnny The Ball:... too long to display...
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Poopman
Tavern Dweller
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posted October 17, 2001 02:07 PM |
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Ready to impress
(Poopman bursts through the door with a case of MGD and smoked gouda cheese)
"You have called and I have answered, fair ladies."
(Poopman removes a knotted cherry stem from his mouth and offers it as his calling card)
"Don't let the name fool ya--Poopman always smells like Stetson. Oh, and Milena? Shae? You promised a certain removal of things if you could be impressed? How about this: I recently painted the walls in one of my rooms with a truly avant garde design..."
"...using my tongue as the paintbrush."
(poopman pops open a cold one and sits back, waiting to claim his prize)
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Gimmickless
Promising
Known Hero
Cannon Maker
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posted October 17, 2001 02:18 PM |
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Your tongue as paintbrush? God, man, that's just sick. I hope you enjoyed the taste of paint, because I don't think anyone else will enjoy kissing that mouth for weeks to come.
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Johnny The Ball:... too long to display...
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted October 17, 2001 03:16 PM |
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LOOOOL!
And I thought I was FUN!
Milena you sure know how to turn a girl on!
*smile*
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Milena
Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
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posted October 17, 2001 04:29 PM |
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*Face turns crimson*
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And I thought I was FUN!
Milena you sure know how to turn a girl on!
*smile*
This is the most horrible thing I've ever heard... erm, was my striptease THAT bad??? I mean, why should I turn only the GIRLS on? ;-P
P.S. Sha, I consider you put a very little hint in your very little post and I didn't like it even very little. I want you to know that if I get anything, I want to know WHY I do. And justify it if I don't get a reasonable explaination.
P.P.S. Boys, if you don't get rid of your inhibitions, I'm telling you, you are really going to miss out a LOT.
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Milena
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rogue
Promising
Famous Hero
Prosecutors Will Be Shoplifted
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posted October 17, 2001 05:18 PM |
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Milena
Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
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posted October 17, 2001 05:28 PM |
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Ah, you, kinky one!
Wanna see lesbo action? Shae, what do you think? *winks*
BTW, I really wonder about homosexuality. People usually think lesbians are OK, even on-turning but they think homosexual guys are digusting. WHy?
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted October 17, 2001 06:25 PM |
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I give you hint...
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P.S. Sha, I consider you put a very little hint in your very little post and I didn't like it even very little. I want you to know that if I get anything, I want to know WHY I do. And justify it if I don't get a reasonable explaination.
What did you say?
My english possible sucks yes...I don't know what you are talking about...
BTW for me internet message board "action" is more turn off than turn on...must be in my genes...
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Milena
Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
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posted October 17, 2001 06:57 PM |
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Hm...
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What did you say?
My english possible sucks yes...I don't know what you are talking about...
Maybe I was wrong then. A made a presumption and well, maybe I'm getting a bit paranoid.
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BTW for me internet message board "action" is more turn off than turn on...must be in my genes...
Maybe you just don't have the necessary imagination. :-) Of course, I'm not taking it personally. :-P
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Milena
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Oldtimer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Please leave a message after..
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posted October 17, 2001 07:07 PM |
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A simple answer to the question, why do guys like to watch two chicks get it on and are disgusted by the idea of gay men?
When two girls are going at it there is not a bad visual angle and guys get to see everything for their self gratification fantasies, when they think of two dudes going at it there is not a good visual angle, and they are afraid that if the see it, they may get turned on and their latent homophobia kicks in.
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rogue
Promising
Famous Hero
Prosecutors Will Be Shoplifted
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posted October 17, 2001 07:17 PM |
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In regards to Milena's striptease post - I think I would be more "amused" than "amazed"
Not that I wouldn't enjoy the show, but I find everythng amusing.
As for the lesbian stuff... well, the idea of two naked chicks in one place is amusing, but it was more of a joke anyway, because the stereotype seems to be that all guys like seeing lesbians - but the lesbians they probably see pictures of or whatever aren't really lesbians - they're just two models posing together in suggestive positions, but not really doing anything.
Like the two girls on American Pie 2 - they weren't lesbians, but it's amusing to watch them fool around a bit.
*shrug*
and that's my take on it.
Oh, and did I mention that guys are perverts? *evil grin*
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