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Heroes Community > Heroes 5 - Temple of Ashan > Thread: Heroes 5 Faction Lessons
Thread: Heroes 5 Faction Lessons [ This thread is 7 pages long: 1 2 3 (4) 5 6 7 ]
del_diablo
del_diablo


Legendary Hero
Manifest
posted May 09, 2008 05:54 PM

Soo after long last the apprentice arrived at the gates, looking at the dark steel walls and some black burned stones that made the gate. She tok a step inside a joined the party, got into a harmless figth stabbing a skeleton who had been serving our dear Asha for the last millenium.
Soo the next day she enrolled into a necromancer class, and she never left the caslte during day again

2 years later she decided the necromancer castle was too empty soo she raided a village and got a army of servants to do stuff, like carring the dead around.
And after she lived dead ever after

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Nerull
Nerull


Hired Hero
posted May 10, 2008 02:51 AM

- Were you sentenced to days of public work by the so-called 'Holy Court of the Griffin' for mistreating your peasant slaves... I mean "workers"?
- Were you sentenced to a day of work as an Archery trainer's assistant (the boy to have an apple put on his head) by the so-called 'Elven Magistrate' for cutting down the wrong tree?
- Were you hunted by the loathing undead for not letting yourself be turned into one (and instead turning your captor into a small pile of ash)?
- Were you exiled by the Dark Elves for proving the Shadow Mistresses that it really is *you* who has the 'bigger balls'?
- Did you abandon the Orcs, because their wisest leaders can neither spell nor pronounce your favourite words (like "extermination" or "slaughter") correctly?
- Were you continuously put to detention by your Dwarven sergeant for "disobeying orders" and being "overly aggressive" in real combat situations (i.e. for actually making a step forward to the enemy during a battle)?
- Do you have a bounty on your head from the Silver Cities' authoties because their commander told you they "didn't want a mentally imbalanced maniac in their ranks" (which you actually smashed his face in for)?

If all of these apply to you... you're screwed on Asha.
BUT..
..
there is a place for you!

Join the INFERNO and get REWARDED for ALL OF THESE!!

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Radar
Radar


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Castle/Haven player
posted May 10, 2008 03:13 AM


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DagothGares
DagothGares


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
posted May 10, 2008 04:39 AM

@ Nerul, very original
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delendam.

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Galev
Galev


Famous Hero
Galiv :D
posted May 10, 2008 05:26 AM
Edited by Galev at 05:32, 10 May 2008.

Open hours in the Academy:

Well, don't think you worth to be talked to but anyway, such greatness like us can not avoid to lay eyes upon "your kind". And as I already have to be this annoyingly close to a miserable mental bottom-sawyer like You...

But you don't mind, do you? Actually, have you anything you can mind with? Mind? Ha-ha! Got it? Mind? HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Oh, sorry, I forgot about myself. I can't help being perfect.

Perfection. That's the motto. The whatever-est people we are. Greates, nicest, wisest, egoist... et cetera.

Ever wanted to reach perfection? Did you ever feel that you are surrounded by chuckles? Did you ever have the funny feeling that noone can reach your level of splendidness? You have the secret ambition of ruling/directing/admireing yourself/being admired/being carrief around by slaves... er do you have any secret ambitions? Do you like foams and creams? (you will need them for your ludicrously wrikled, sun-burned chuff)

The symbol? It is the star-stuff... to be honest, we wanted the Narcis which would fit us very well but those smirky elves didn't lent the copyright...

All right. Then come, come. See, over there. No, not that, that. Yes, yes. Next to the small room with brooms and brushes. That is where you sleep. Feel honoured, that is the seniors room. It means you can wake up with the rising sun, sweep all the masters' apartments and then you might eat what's left from the breakfast. Come on, those are thhe practice-rooms. What? Oh, yes, you are right: that is blood on the walls. Cleaning-up charms are a great deal of research and diploma pieces. Where were we? Yes, the practice rooms. It is where you, lower class apprentices are allowed to use magic on your own, on your own selves. And that huge, repulsive, grey buildnig is exactly what it looks like: the library. The place where you will spend the next 50 years of your apprenticeship. Oh, and yes: the gremlin workshop. 'S creams? What 's creams? Oh, screams... don't worry, you will quickly get used to this... or get fired if not. Fired , by a fireball, yes. What is so complicated in this? So the wporkshop, that is where you will work for your food and school fees. And over there, is the alar of sacrif... khmmm summoning. You know, for those lion-like brutes. They like apprentices which we can't understand why. But they like roast-gremlin as well...

Hey, where are you going? You're going nowhere! Here you come, down you sit, and write a 500 sentence essay on "The greatness of perfect perfectoin: the constellation of the Silves cities in Ashan" in ancient-runic language, please. Have fun!

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Galev
Galev


Famous Hero
Galiv :D
posted May 12, 2008 08:28 AM

Really noone here? I'm eager to get some feedback

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DagothGares
DagothGares


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
posted May 12, 2008 08:41 AM

The elven copyright gave a hint of humor
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Elvin
Elvin

Hero of Order
Stillness within Movement
posted May 12, 2008 09:06 AM
Edited by Elvin at 09:07, 12 May 2008.

Ah the wonders of sarcasm. Kinda reminds me of this one.
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We are Groot.

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DarkShadow
DarkShadow


Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
posted May 12, 2008 09:47 AM
Edited by Darkshadow at 09:55, 12 May 2008.

Alright ill do this...

Are you tired of law and order?But neither like heat of endless inferno?How does immortality sound?Or personal army of skeleton servant's?What about Mind control? If it's yes to some of these then you must come to necropolis.

Benefits
-We have great amount of knowledge and books in here, hundereds of years worth reading, You will be taught necromancy skill in here, Dark magic too, or what about our combat trainer?You can never have enough combat experience. Then we also have Forlorn cathedral but we'll come back to that later...With the necromancy you can raise armies of skeletons and zombies (higher creatures will be taught later on) and there is only 2 rules in here:
1.Must raise at least 3 creatures to town garrison each week.
2.If you go to war do not bring the war here, unless arantir has approved.

-The immortality, after dieing here you won't get change to sit next to Asha, but rather come back to this world as lich, vampire or wraith (wich is up to you...)And even after dieing twice you will still come back...until you are given the final death...Sometime, maybe, with luck.

-As first it may seem its all just studying here, but its everything else (We hardly read anything here, we just put our skeletons to do it  ),There is the Forlorn cathedral where you can see how wraiths turn our enemies into tormented ghosts, We often have Pit fights and Gladiatorial race's too. And we also have Tavern (Tipon't drink the "undead flesh rum" cause after a few hours you will be vampire).

-If you serve well enough you might get your own necropolis to command (Arantir still takes taxes though)

-There really aren't any bad sides, There is claim to be a smell in here but all I did smell in there was Dark energy wich smells like soap. The only actually bad side might be that you never get babies here.
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Galev
Galev


Famous Hero
Galiv :D
posted May 13, 2008 07:01 AM

"A hint of humour"? Was that a compliment or an insult? I don't really mind however. Everyone has their own opinion and taste about humour.


Quote:
Ah the wonders of sarcasm. Kinda reminds me of this one.


How can it happen that I seem to remind people of Mr. Bean? (yeah, you aren't the first to note... )

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Elvin
Elvin

Hero of Order
Stillness within Movement
posted May 13, 2008 07:52 AM

You don't, Mr Bean's humour is diametrically opposite.
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Galev
Galev


Famous Hero
Galiv :D
posted May 13, 2008 07:56 AM

Quote:
You don't, Mr Bean's humour is diametrically opposite.


I'm glad to hear.

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Orfinn
Orfinn


Supreme Hero
Werewolf Duke
posted May 13, 2008 08:55 AM

Hmm... Just to point out... wouldnt it be better to assemble all of the town guides into the master post with the authors names beside them?
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Elvin
Elvin

Hero of Order
Stillness within Movement
posted May 13, 2008 10:07 AM

Wouldn't that create a monstrous, hard to navigate masterpost?
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We are Groot.

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Nerull
Nerull


Hired Hero
posted May 14, 2008 03:49 AM

Are you a born pesimist?
A sado-maso retard?
Do you just love being beaten to a pulp again and again and again and have no other purpose in life than to be beaten?
Or maybe you like to be paid thick loads of cash and be used as cannon fodder in the next battle?

If this is the case, join the Creeps!

We're the game's most important faction! (HOMM would be freakin boring without creeps, no?)
We control 95% of the map in every game, from the very start. Ain't that pure pownage??
We don't need no stinkin' heroes to stand our ground on the map!

and most importantly...

WE DIE AND DIE AND DIE ALL THE TIME!

ain't that fun?!

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DagothGares
DagothGares


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
posted May 14, 2008 06:28 AM

That's very original
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carcity
carcity


Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
posted May 14, 2008 10:14 AM
Edited by carcity at 09:31, 17 May 2008.

that was fun nerull.

my turn.


are you not smart?
do you like your sword?
do you wanna use it?
do you like blessings?
would you sacrifice everything to obey the new so called red queen?

then join the haven. if you are one of the red troops then be sure to get called by the demons. if you are one of the blue troops then we will give you one castle, 23 peasents, 8 archers and maybe if you are a nice hero 1 footman. we will select you a starting skill choosen to fit you life (rock, paper, scissor). and a horse. thats right i sad horse. and if you don't wan't the horse and prefer to walk then we will give you your ticket to hell your next work. and you will also resieve a special ability that only you have. (again choosen by rock, paper, scissor) so join us. or get killed (refering to the ending movie of orc campaign mission 5 ToE).
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Why can't you save anybody?

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NiKitA
NiKitA


Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
posted May 18, 2008 03:15 AM

Nice entry Carcity!Here is mine...

Don't like obeying orders,
being abused by some other creatures
that are stronger?
tired of being put in jail
or smacked around for smoking and fightning drunk?

Here is a solution!Become a part of nature,the overpowered Sylavans.
Drink and get high all the time to learn and reveal the racial ability of the Sylvans.Fight anybody who stands on your way!Destroy those who cut down the trees and fields that once were field with green grass.Get leved up faster than anybody in Heroes' world.
Plus limited time offer!Join now and u'll get a free poni.Also
get Unicorn Horn Bow for only half the price or 2 months with no APR!!!!

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demonking
demonking


Hired Hero
Who says demons ain't awesome?
posted October 23, 2009 06:28 AM

want to kill people and be praised for it?

make love to lots of babes?

then stop messing around and get to sheogh now to get a threesome with succubi for free!

WARNING: we can't be held responsible for any one getting any sti from undead spys!
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first use your common sence, and if that doesn't work, USE YER IMAGINATION!

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Eden
Eden


Adventuring Hero
posted October 23, 2009 01:09 PM

Oh but Demon King, you only mentioned one plus to the Inferno...there is so much more to it then the fire ball throwing chicks...you also get to have all your petty labor done by midgets and you can get three dogs for the price of one and best of all...The Nightmare races! Where people bet, not money, but there own sanity as to who will win. Not to mention the Arch devil’s campaigning strategies (you will vote for me...or be sacrificed).
Inferno...The place for me...brings such a blazing warm fuzzy feeling to the heart.

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If I must die, I will encounter darkness as a bride, And hug it in mine arms." —William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure

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