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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted May 03, 2008 04:40 AM |
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I think Baklava should get extra points, three is not enough.
for this one:
Single man, 400, seeks charming, attractive brunette with own place. Kids okay.
Also, I spent half an hour trying to work this in, but didn't manage it. Click the link anyway.
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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NiKitA
Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
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posted May 03, 2008 08:52 AM |
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round8............"Lookin for a NICE,INTELIGENT,but UGLY boyfriend?No more!We've got the best deals!"
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Golemcrafter
Promising
Famous Hero
Unlimited Fantasy Master
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posted May 03, 2008 09:18 AM |
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"Ten-hut!! Don't you understand?! TEN-HUT!! 50 push-ups...NOW!!!"
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Homer171
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted May 03, 2008 09:32 AM |
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Say you atleast made me some coffee 
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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Spectrum
Famous Hero
Plan B
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posted May 03, 2008 10:37 AM |
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"Why is it always my turn to clean the outdoors lavatory..."
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Aculias is like the male nipple of HC, TNT being the other one -Baklava
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 03, 2008 11:42 AM |
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Where Bill Nighy sleeps at night
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted May 03, 2008 11:43 AM |
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"Oh yes! I remember starring in this movie like it was yesterday! You know the maskers had to paint me all black and white so I could be seen on film."
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted May 03, 2008 03:52 PM |
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"John, it's that guy from the IRS again."
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted May 03, 2008 04:01 PM |
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I vote we give up and Declare Baklava the winner.
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted May 03, 2008 04:02 PM |
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Argh! A lawyer! Kill it! Kill it!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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emilsn
Legendary Hero
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posted May 03, 2008 06:22 PM |
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Vokial alrighty did the best joke! "blah"
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Don't walk behind me; I may not
lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk
beside me and be my friend.
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radar
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Castle/Haven player
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posted May 03, 2008 06:40 PM |
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'Laxodron. Just don't get surprised by the effectiveness.'
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted May 03, 2008 07:56 PM |
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ADAM has finally finished his beauty sleep.
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emilsn
Legendary Hero
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posted May 03, 2008 10:50 PM |
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Geny after to much vodka ...
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Don't walk behind me; I may not
lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk
beside me and be my friend.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 04, 2008 10:05 PM |
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To all things comes an end and same goes for this round  Answer was your friendly neighborhood tax collector!
Vokial: Blah!
Classic  2pts.
TnT: For all the curious ones, that's what behind the heavy wooden doors of the mod squad headquarters
Don't worry that's not how Bob looks like  2pts.
Lexxan: VokialBGs idea of "Death Stare"
Average, 1pt.
william: Damn, is that what I really look like when I wake up?
Hihi 2pts.
Geny: A computer geek looking in a mirror.
I'm sure you could have thought of something funnier. 1pt.
angelito: America's next top model: "And the winner is...."
Yeah those eyes are just irresistible 3pts.
TheDeath: Titanium Alloy... Reloaded.
Nothing special 0pts.
Mytical: What Elvin looks like on a good hair day.
Eek discovered!  2pts.
mamga: told you not to open the door.
Nice, 2pts.
mvass: Opportunity only knocks once. But are you sure you want to open the door?
Tough call. 2pts.
Daystar: Single man, 400, seeks charming, attractive brunette with own place. Kids okay.
I have actually seen similar ads  3pts.
NiKitA: "Lookin for a NICE,INTELIGENT,but UGLY boyfriend?No more!We've got the best deals!"
1pt.
Golemcrafter: "Ten-hut!! Don't you understand?! TEN-HUT!! 50 push-ups...NOW!!!"
That's a scary notion. 1pt.
Homer: Say you atleast made me some coffee
2pts.
Spectrum: "Why is it always my turn to clean the outdoors lavatory..."
Crap  3pts.
Trogdor: Where Bill Nighy sleeps at night
Actor/celebrity references aren't always funny. 0pts.
Keksimaton: "Oh yes! I remember starring in this movie like it was yesterday! You know the maskers had to paint me all black and white so I could be seen on film."
Long and not too funny either. 0pts.
Baklava: "John, it's that guy from the IRS again."
Awesome!  3pts.
Omega: Argh! A lawyer! Kill it! Kill it!
That's not a surprise coming from you 3pts.
Radar: 'Laxodron. Just don't get surprised by the effectiveness.'
Umm 1pt.
GenieLord: ADAM has finally finished his beauty sleep.
Just you wait till we set him loose again  2pts.
emilsn: Geny after to much vodka ...
Meh 0pts.
ROUND 9
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 04, 2008 10:13 PM |
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Quote:
Geny: A computer geek looking in a mirror.
I'm sure you could have thought of something funnier. 1pt.
Truth hurts, doesn't it?
Girls just love a hard boner.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted May 04, 2008 10:15 PM |
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted May 04, 2008 10:22 PM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 23:51, 04 May 2008.
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Necrophilia.
Uncle Bob get lucky too late.
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted May 04, 2008 10:22 PM |
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Once a stud always a stud... sigh
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted May 04, 2008 10:31 PM |
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