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angelito
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Undefeatable Hero
proud father of a princess
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posted May 05, 2008 09:34 PM |
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We said "We want a stand alone guy",
and not "we want him bone-dry"
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted May 06, 2008 08:29 AM |
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Quote:
Emphasis on blow. (*boom*)Quote:
Exactly.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 06, 2008 09:07 AM |
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Although somehow I get the feeling he didn't intend this.
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted May 06, 2008 01:19 PM |
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The true art of cheating: first cheat death, then cheat your wife
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted May 06, 2008 01:30 PM |
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Quote:
Although somehow I get the feeling he didn't intend this.
No, I actually think I put more into the comment than was intended. It was rather funny when read that way, however. 
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted May 06, 2008 07:45 PM |
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"Girls just love the older guys now days"
...couldn't think of anything better...
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 06, 2008 10:18 PM |
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"Achmed with some proper virgins  " More than a few bad jokes this time..
Geny: Girls just love a hard boner.
While that pic is asking for it I don't like such jokes too much. 1pt.
TnT: Happy Passover!!!
Hehe 2pts.
Vokial: Uncle Bob get lucky too late.
1pt.
mamga: Once a stud always a stud... sigh
Isn't he  1pt.
GenieLord: "Welcome to heaven!"
Certainly looks like it 2pts.
mvass: At least the ladies can identify with a fellow anorexic.
I expected someone would post this 3pts.
Daystar: 3DO was planning on a special bonus mission: Sandro's invasion of Beverly Hills. Sadly they went down before we got to play.
1pt.
Mytical: Proof that even after death Hugh Hefner will still be 'the man'.
LOL 2pts.
Omega: Man, even corpses get more action than I do.
Hehe 3pts.
Trogdor: How Cancun celebrates the Day of the Dead ceremony.
Eew 1pt.
Baklava: "Don't suicide-bomb that mall, they said. 72 virgins are just a myth, they said. HA!"
Nice 3pts.
Homer: Hey it's Achmed!
Quite right! 2pts.
executor: Girls like it hard.
Already told but anyway. 1pt.
Keksimaton: No need for personal lubricants here.
I guess not.. 1pt.
DarkShadow: Necromancer on vacation.
The notion is amusing though 2pt.
emilsn: The worst blowjob ever!
Dislike. -1pts.
PhoenixReborn: interspecies erotica.
That should be interesting 2pts.
Lexxan: "And so passes a normal day at Playboy Mansion..."
2pts.
Golemcrafter: "Better late than never!"
H*ll yeah! 2pts.
angelito: We said "We want a stand alone guy",
and not "we want him bone-dry"
Didn't like it very much, 1pt.
TheDeath: The true art of cheating: first cheat death, then cheat your wife.
LOL 3pts.
B-E-T-A: "Girls just love the older guys now days"
That guy certainly looks old 2pts.
ROUND 10
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 06, 2008 10:27 PM |
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Many dogs don't like to be petted on the head, only few of them do something about it.
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baklava
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Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted May 06, 2008 10:27 PM |
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"Uhm, with all due respect, mister President, when we said we should hire dogs of war to help us in Iraq, we didn't mean it literally..."
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 06, 2008 10:27 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 17:06, 08 May 2008.
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It seems private Tiddles smelled Elvins demon Spawn:
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted May 06, 2008 10:30 PM |
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"Now let's see them try to scratch behind my ears!"
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Homer171
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted May 06, 2008 10:36 PM |
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Sergeant at the background: Private Pyle, wipe that stupid looking grin off your face!
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted May 06, 2008 11:44 PM |
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Edited by Daystar at 05:09, 07 May 2008.
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With the Helmet, scientists are finally able to look into a dog's mind. This is the first thought they recorded:
BONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONEBONE
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 06, 2008 11:56 PM |
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executor
Famous Hero
Otherworldly Ambassador
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posted May 07, 2008 01:28 AM |
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@mvass 
Army command's competence optimized.
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emilsn
Legendary Hero
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posted May 07, 2008 07:21 AM |
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emilsn: The worst blowjob ever!
Dislike. -1pts.
A MINUS POINT?!?!?! ... :S got damn it, even Alci liked it! . Baaah... And another guy with sexual joke got 1point.. Gahha!
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted May 07, 2008 08:39 AM |
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Quote:
Baklava: "Don't suicide-bomb that mall, they said. 72 virgins are just a myth, they said. HA!"
I would check that statement a second time, those girls do not seem like virgins to me 
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted May 07, 2008 09:05 AM |
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The Dogs of War!
Indeed.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 07, 2008 09:30 AM |
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There are variations and variations emilsn. As for Alc he liked the blow(up ) connection but you said yourself that it was not meant that way.
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angelito
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Undefeatable Hero
proud father of a princess
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posted May 07, 2008 01:18 PM |
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Karl Lagerfeld's new fashion line: "Doggy style".
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