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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 11, 2016 10:31 AM |
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Hmm.. Needs more cowbell.
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juc
Hired Hero
Hired Hero
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posted May 11, 2016 11:59 AM |
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(picture on previous page)
Scientists found out a new kind of advanced homeopathy that totally works, dude. Flower poooweeeer. (The subject was never convinced, though. Aside from the apparent psychadelic side effects. ) 
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 14, 2016 08:34 PM |
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"Introducing, the new and improved personal flower clock!"
EnergyZ
" Science seeking better ways to celebrate Mother's Day. "
On a scale of 0 to 12 o'clock, how does this flower make you feel? - 2pt.
Kip
"The humble beginnings of the smelloscope."
Costing a humble amount of gazillion dollars. - 2pt.
Fred
" what it's like to chew 5 gum. "
Like acid, only legal - 2pt.
NoobX
"I didn't choose the test subject life. The test subject life chose me. "
And then it put me in chains. - 1pt.
fuChris
" Atleast they got him some flowers before going in for the anal-probe. "
Did they do through they eyes? - 1pt.
frosty
" CPU cooler on a helmet. "
Still can't run the Witcher on Ultra. - 2pt.
Maurice
"And now for something completely different!"
References! - 3pt.
Gryphs
"So like, this flower totally smells strong."
It's all in your mind - 1pt.
Stevie
"Curious chamber. Hendrick's Gin in the background."
How did it get there? - 1pt.
Tsar
" 'I am going to make you beautiful!' "
... or I'm gonna kill you. - 1pt.
mvass
" "Time" to stop and smell the roses. "
Already? Fiiine... 3pt.
Alexspl
" Doctor I smell Freedom! "
Nice try, but we're not finished with you yet. - 2pt.
Alkar
" An eternity of smelling a rose, in one instant. Hope I don't get the thorn. "
What do the thorns smell like? - 1pt.
Homer
" Doctor: Curious. Same experiments made on female guinea-pigs makes the charts go crazy. But male patient seems like it has no effect at all, except the small fear that probably forget some important day. Splendid results indeed. "
Interesting. Must run more tests. May need more flowers. And test subjects. - 2pt.
Sleeping Sun
" Doctor Zola in Smells Like Teen Spirit Edition. "
I didn't know Nirvana auditioned after Kurt Cobain died - 1pt.
Elvin
" Hmm.. Needs more cowbell. "
Or cows. - 1pt.
Juc
"Scientists found out a new kind of advanced homeopathy that totally works, dude. Flower poooweeeer. (The subject was never convinced, though. Aside from the apparent psychadelic side effects. )"
Finally, science created something worthwhile - 1pt.
Well done, looks like we keep growing in numbers. On to round 4:
GO!
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frostymuaddib
Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
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posted May 14, 2016 08:57 PM |
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Potential, great potential!
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"Occam's shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas." -- Dr. Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)
"lol" -- VERRIKER VON ERWINSSEN
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kiryu133
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Highly illogical
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posted May 14, 2016 08:58 PM |
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This specific thing is someones fetish.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted May 14, 2016 09:01 PM |
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'People that try to think outside of the box, often end up screwing themselves over.'
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 14, 2016 09:03 PM |
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"I am starting to doubt what they told me about how to play this game..."
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 14, 2016 09:27 PM |
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flexible AND thick? i've got a stick for her to play with. 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 14, 2016 10:33 PM |
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Wouldn't mind getting my balls in her hole.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 14, 2016 10:37 PM |
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NoobX said:
Wouldn't mind getting my balls in her hole.
lol, noobx just won +10 pts with this one.  
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted May 14, 2016 10:42 PM |
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“When one has reached maturity in the art, one will have a formless form. It is like ice dissolving in water. When one has no form, one can be all forms; when one has no style, he can fit in with any style.”
– Bruce Lee
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 14, 2016 10:48 PM |
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fred79 said:
NoobX said:
Wouldn't mind getting my balls in her hole.
lol, noobx just won +10 pts with this one.
Am I ready for adulthood, master?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 14, 2016 10:56 PM |
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you'll be a man once you stop tearing yourself down over one female. the world's full of females. find another one, or many others. find females that are actually deserving of what you have to give.
oh, and... once you can take this grenade from my palm before i can close my hand... then you will know you are ready. grasshopper.
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kiryu133
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Highly illogical
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posted May 14, 2016 10:56 PM |
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I'd say that's a few steps back
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 14, 2016 10:57 PM |
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"Want to play pool?"
"We're already playing pool..."
"No, I mean gene pool."
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Eccentric Opinion
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 14, 2016 10:57 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 22:58, 14 May 2016.
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kiryu133 said:
I'd say that's a few steps back
good thing nobody asked you then, huh? 
ninja'd by mvass. 
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Sleeping_Sun
Promising
Famous Hero
Townscreen Architect
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posted May 14, 2016 11:08 PM |
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As a top player, I might have gone over the top in staying on top of things.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 14, 2016 11:09 PM |
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Dude, I have nothing to give except bad poems and politically incorrect jokes.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 14, 2016 11:15 PM |
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NoobX said:
Dude, I have nothing to give except bad poems and politically incorrect jokes.
what about wuv? don't you have that gooey and warm love inside of you to give the ladies, noobx?
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 14, 2016 11:18 PM |
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