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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 28, 2017 04:54 PM |
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Guess what happened last time Lord Xenu's remote laser signer broke down!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted May 30, 2017 07:31 AM |
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Alien government started a commercial campaign.
'Eat our food sustainable, help the humans populate'
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 30, 2017 09:40 AM |
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"Oh for f**** sake, why do you have to do these goddamn patterns all the time, can't you harvest corn like everyone else?!"
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted May 30, 2017 12:09 PM |
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Stop spreading these fake pictures already. Nobody believes in these crazy theories anyways...
Everybody knows black people don't exist in Iowa.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted May 30, 2017 03:44 PM |
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Alien: Peaceful vegetarian. Predator: Gaben
(Took me days to notice the xenomorph...)
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 02, 2017 12:17 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 12:18, 02 Jun 2017.
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RATED!
Trog
"Unreleased screenshot from a new campaign for Kubota tractors that was never published.”
It's seein the light of the day now! 3 pts
Neraus
“The Alien became the Predator. ”
The Predator for the cooooorns 4 pts
Zenofex
“The job market has become pretty tough for the Alien crew after Ridley Scott's latest directing decisions so unemployed xenomorphs have started switching to other fields.”
Life is harsh. 5 pts
Blizz
“After milking the franchise for such a long time, audiences agreed that Alien had become quite corny. ”
Now they use Coca-Cola soda drink to get rid of insects. 5 pts
Elvin
“Guess what happened last time Lord Xenu's remote laser signer broke down! ”
Full reconversion. 5 pts
Mark
“Alien government started a commercial campaign.”
And a hell of a good one! No? 3 pts
Kip
“"Oh for f**** sake, why do you have to do these goddamn patterns all the time, can't you harvest corn like everyone else?!" ”
No, I'm different. 3 pts
fuChris
“Stop spreading these fake pictures already. Nobody believes in these crazy theories anyways...
Everybody knows black people don't exist in Iowa. ”
Conspirationist! 5 pts
Poly
“Alien: Peaceful vegetarian. Predator: Gaben”
Or so it would seem. 3,5 pts
Scores
fuChris – 38,5
Elvin – 34
Kipshasz – 32,5
Trogdor – 29,5
Maurice – 29,5
Markmasters – 24,5
EnergyZ – 22
Celfious – 22
Blizzardboy – 20
AlHazin – 17
LizardWarrior - 10
Ghost – 9
fred79 – 9
The_Polygot - 8,5
Artu – 6,5
Gryphs – 6,5
Neraus - 6
Geny – 6
Zenofex - 5
PandaTar - 5
Tsar-Ivor – 3
ROUND 13
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted June 02, 2017 01:46 PM |
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Victoria's Secret new line of lingerie - The Predatoress. For when you catch that cheating basterd*
*gun sold separately.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted June 02, 2017 01:55 PM |
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Presenting the latest cutting-edge technology in deer hunting: Nerve gas!
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 02, 2017 03:07 PM |
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I heard you have a butterfly infestation, I'm here to clean up.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted June 02, 2017 06:10 PM |
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Director: "I have this idea for a movie. It'll be like the terminator, but replace the cyborg with a doomsday prepper."
Producer: "I smell a commercial and critical failure coming on."
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted June 02, 2017 07:20 PM |
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The all new reboot of the Bambi franchise. Except now Bambi has ALL the guns! (Literally! He has tits now!)
Coming to cinema in 2018!
Rated R (for retarded)
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted June 02, 2017 08:02 PM |
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A rare risque photo circulating in English trenches during WW1.
It is said that many died clutching this photo during assaults.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 02, 2017 08:37 PM |
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fuChris wins again, we can all pack up and go home 
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frostymuaddib
Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
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posted June 02, 2017 08:43 PM |
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Galaad, where did you find mu gf's picture while she is on her period???
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"Occam's shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas." -- Dr. Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)
"lol" -- VERRIKER VON ERWINSSEN
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted June 02, 2017 09:17 PM |
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nobody look that's my wife !!
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What are you up to
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted June 02, 2017 09:59 PM |
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Presenting, Redneck Wonder Woman
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted June 06, 2017 02:10 PM |
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Nature activists step up their game, chaining yourself against a tree didn't help, but shooting anything that comes near it surely does!
Join the activists today! PRESERVE THE BUTTERFLY!
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 07, 2017 12:32 PM |
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Last day before ratings!
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted June 07, 2017 01:56 PM |
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A new movie: I spit on your grave  R18 p***y!
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted June 08, 2017 08:07 PM |
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 - Reversed Cuckoldry. When females finally enter the Zone, Bloodsuckers will be the least of your worries.
Release date: right after the chief developer's wife approves it.
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