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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 22, 2008 11:32 PM |
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Haven't yet corrected the latest round, patience  About length it depends really, there is no recipe that always works. But I will indeed prefer shorter ones.
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted May 22, 2008 11:34 PM |
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 22, 2008 11:49 PM |
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OMG we have a doppelganger amongst us!  Fixed now.
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Gnoll_Mage
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted May 23, 2008 01:14 AM |
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There seems to be 2 B-E-T-As too.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 23, 2008 01:25 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 13:31, 24 May 2008.
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End of the round, again many failed attempts at humour. Also as Galev mentioned many tried to make Bush look stupid, there is a fine line at being humorous to being insulting.
Oh and Nikita no longer has a double
You want me to put this where..?
Lexxan: the new question in the Insanely Difficult Quiz: Which of the two has the largest intellect ?
I thought it was supposed to be about heroes?  1pt.
executor: Bush presenting remains of a weapon of mass destruction CIA found in Iraq, and thus justifying the intervention.
Niice  3pts.
Keksimaton: "Honey will you take a look whats with all the commotion outside?"
"It's that George from the white house showing off the props from his big play he's about to star in at the theater!"
"You know somebody has to tell him sooner or later that its a skull in Hamlet, not a corn."
I get the joke but by the time I've read all this my face has a frown. 1pt.
Spectrum: "Ugh. I thinked this was a banana."
1pt.
skullman: juck, i will never again order corn from wal-mart
Uh huh. 0pts.
Golemcrafter: "Okay, did you bit into my maize?! You can't mock with the U.S. President you know...!"
So graceful and magnanimus 2pt.
Geny: <insert corny joke about Bush here>
Taking the easy way out huh? 1pt.
TnT: "What did you say? You need to cook those first???"
Why did nobody tell me?? 2pts.
DarkShadow: This is why we went war with Iraq, their new super destructive corns would have killed us!
Too similar to executor, 1pt.
B-E-T-A: Bush wants to put an end to the economical crise in the USA, this is what he say:
"After diccusing the problem for ages, we have come to the conclusion we have chosen the most expensive choise and waste billions resources of and time so we can make the money in coins and paper worth zero, and corn will be the new money!"
Does not come off too fluent does it? 1pt.
emilsn: We give Africa food with a smile!
Just look at this warm-hearting expression 2pts.
mamga: "wait you say with corn we can power a car?"
"well no not exactly but..."
"stop there sonny we'll take it from here"
later
"PUT ALL OUR FUNDING INTO THE MAIZE MISSILE"
Typical  2pts.
Baklava: "We have so far been unable to find a way of communication with the alien specie found in the Miamisburg cornfield, but we believe we are close to a breakthrough."
"Mr president, are you sure that's not simply... you know... a corn?"
"What? Where do you journalists get all those silly ideas?"
Makes you wonder  3pts.
mvass: Ethanol subsidies + missle research = ???
Hmm that sounds interesting! 2pts.
Daystar: "Alright, I made it through steps 1 and 2, but I can't work out 3. You say to turn it sideways 90 degrees? It's not that hot out here..."
Yet another stupid Bush joke *yawn* 1pt.
Sandronecro: "Natural corn, natural foods from South America, with George Bush's smile, everything goes well..."
Do I sense a hint of sarcasm? 2pts.
Homer: "It's a great day for America! We can finally go exist whit the corn."
It could happen. 1pt.
NiKitA: "No money?!What?"--Mr.Bush
"We ran out of trees,sir"--?
"We can use THESE instead!!!"--Mr.Bush
0pts.
Galev: Bush, the stern Daddy:
"I tell you son, one more like that, and I will make sure you regret it..."
He does look the part 2pts.
TheDeath: "This is a piece of Corn, mr. President"
"Are you telling me Corn died in Iraq and all you could find was a piece of his brain? It sure looks bigger than mine though, he must've been really intelligent."
For the overall ridiculousness 2pts.
PhoenixReborn: Wait, you mean this isn't a viagra commercial?
Haha 2pts.
GenieLord: "If I ever find out who has thrown this corn on my house..."
Pretty close 2pts.
dianemox: oh, its new McDonald dish or its mutated hamburger?
Meh 0pts.
AlkarRahn: "I requested Korn to be here today, to play Thoughtless and Everything I've Known, but I don't hear a thing. Tell Korn to sing Right Now."
Do it! 2pts.
Omega: President Bush: "For far too long, we have let corn run amok and terrorize Americans. More specifically, Farmer John's corn. It seems harmless enough, with just the popping and all, but the poppings will turn into shootings, which will result in the deaths of countless Americans. We can simply not allow this corn to terrorize North America anymore! A preemptive strike is being launched against John's field. We will disable the corn before it becomes a threat to the world, to democracy, and most importantly, freedom!"
Media: ........
Farmer John: What the Hell?
Priceless 4pts.
Vokial: Forward, great corncobs!
For the glory of the empire! 2pts.
ROUND 16
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 23, 2008 02:11 AM |
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My reaction to Consis's statement.Quote:
Innuendo Is....
Defined by watching two very large women, wearing makeup, slap each other while standing on a soldified concrete river obstacle.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted May 23, 2008 03:30 AM |
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Frank - "How was I supposed to know you don't like pumpkin pie?"
Bob - "I'M A PUMPKIN!!!"
Frank - "So?"
Bob - "YOU DON'T FEED SOMEONE A MEMBER OF THEIR SPECIES! THAT'S JUST SICK!"
Frank - "Whatever. You're just a picky eater."
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted May 23, 2008 08:23 AM |
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them's some sour ram's testes uhuh
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted May 23, 2008 08:43 AM |
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted May 23, 2008 12:58 PM |
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I got a question: In the master post you say I have 3pts. Now hows that possible when I earn this many points?:
Quote:
B-E-T-A: "Girls just love the older guys now days"
That guy certainly looks old 2pts.
2 pts.
Quote:
B-E-T-A: My Brother: There he is inspector, that's the man who stole my haircut!
Seriously, that's about the same haircut my brother has...
Creepy. 2pts.
4 pts.
Quote:
B-E-T-A: Mario was actually gonna fix that hole in the death star, but because the empire didn't want to pay him extra for working during a space battle, he decided to get revenge
That was great, a bit word though 3pts.
7 pts.
Quote:
B-E-T-A: What do I see on the picture?
Well, I see what I see, but didn't really know what it was before I looked into a mirror.
(Note: This time I am not serious)
NOTE: when I say NOTE: Don't include it in the joke -.-
8 pts.
Quote:
B-E-T-A: "Did Elvis just pass by?"
Hehe 2pts.
10 pts.
Quote:
B-E-T-A: Bush wants to put an end to the economical crise in the USA, this is what he say:
"After diccusing the problem for ages, we have come to the conclusion we have chosen the most expensive choise and waste billions resources of and time so we can make the money in coins and paper worth zero, and corn will be the new money!"
Does not come off too fluent does it? 1pt.
11 pts.
btw:
Quote:
EDIT: Will look into B-E-T-A tomorrow, barely standing as I am.
What the hell is that suppose to mean?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 23, 2008 01:46 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 13:56, 23 May 2008.
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As Gnollmage noticed I had 2 B-E-T-As on the scoreboard, one with 3pts and another with 7 plus I had not yet updated the masterpost with last round's results because I was dead tired last night. There you go, it adds up as 11. Seems I missed your name sometime in the beginning and a I created another - keep in mind that the list is growing long and there is margin for error on my part so keep an eye on your points in case something does not make sense.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 23, 2008 01:58 PM |
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Poor Jack didn't feel so good after trying his first vodka cruiser.
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Geny 
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 23, 2008 02:33 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 14:34, 23 May 2008.
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"Oh, no! They made me anime eyes! "
Yeah, going downhill, I know.
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted May 23, 2008 03:01 PM |
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Edited by Galev at 15:33, 23 May 2008.
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Quote:
What do you mean 'how much much one might use in one post?'
Never mind
Quote:
@ Galev...I've noticed Elvin likes jokes short and direct to the point. If you go on too long he doesn't laugh. But if you have a real good one feel free to write it out.
What-what-what?
Well, let see what I can pumpkin out of this:
It is a vomiting pumpkin and there is a copyright on it. Surely, what else can be said about? It speaks for itself.
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Incidence? I think it's cummulative!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 23, 2008 03:09 PM |
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Not necessarily, Omega's last post was great without being short.
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emilsn
Legendary Hero
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posted May 23, 2008 03:29 PM |
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My rank is 29
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Don't walk behind me; I may not
lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk
beside me and be my friend.
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted May 23, 2008 03:31 PM |
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My reaction when I hear "George Bush".
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted May 23, 2008 03:34 PM |
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Quote:
My reaction when I hear "George Bush".
Have I mentioned "it speaks for itself" yet?
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Incidence? I think it's cummulative!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 23, 2008 04:43 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 00:04, 24 May 2008.
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I see the answer to the question "Why should you never take Immodium from behind"
This is imodium, if you don't get it.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Homer171
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted May 23, 2008 04:56 PM |
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It's always the same at every halloween. Poor pumpkin head can't stand all that alcohol.
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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