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emilsn
Legendary Hero
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posted June 03, 2008 09:29 AM |
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That is how the relationship of Geny and Pandora works.
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Don't walk behind me; I may not
lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk
beside me and be my friend.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted June 03, 2008 12:26 PM |
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The new law that forces the fortune-tellers to tell exactly what they see has proved to be disastroys for the business.
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted June 04, 2008 07:54 PM |
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The cream of the crop walks the groom on the top.
meh, I dunno. 
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 04, 2008 07:59 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 15:12, 05 Jun 2008.
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The weaker sex, go figure.
Mytical: What Elvin's and Mytical's wedding would have looked like if it had taken place.
Only in your dreams sister  3pts.
Galev: "Well, Mrs Pankhurst, I hope the groom's cake fulfils your conceptions."
Some actions speak volumes. 2pts.
DagothGares: the wedding cake at the transsexual wedding did cause some controversy
Imagine that. 2pts.
Geny: What "doggystyle" means after the wedding.
3pts.
del_diablo: The reporter dragged back the newspaper and said: "what was written below it was that it "Once in a while a dominant women and a wunderdog male shows up" Soo in the end i told the editor that it was my brother from HC wedding."
Longer than it need be. 1pt.
TnT: In order to get more votes, Hilary Clinton decided to share some of her wedding photos.
A wise move 3pts.
Omega: Bride: "You're married now. There's not going to be any time for you to hang out and have fun with your friends!"
Groom: *whimpers*
This is so true it's almost not funny 3pts.
mamga: My girlfriend rides me so hard... no smoking, no beer, no xbox or WoW and look what she did to our wedding cake.
Who's the man now dawg? 2pts.
skullman: women want respect but isn't this crossing the line a bit you know what i mean
They also ask for equal chances, you can't have your cake and eat it  1pt.
B-E-T-A: Was it love or fear which brought the man to the wedding?
Good thinking  3pts.
mvass: It's Violent_Flower and The_Gootch!
*runs*
Heehee 2pts.
Lexxan: "Marry in Haste, Repent at Leashure"
LOL 3pts.
executor: But mommy, you told me that men are savage beasts and need taming. I'll start right now!
1pt.
Trogdor: Lizzie Borden's wedding cake.
Creepy.. 1pt.
TheDeath: Total pwnage: "You have been pwned!"
Indeed but too classic 1pt.
PhoenixReborn: The Utah polygamist compound finally revealed their brain transplant work.
That was weird. 2pts.
Spectrum: Who ever said marriage is the end of interesting sex...
Always looking at the sunny side of life  2pts.
Homer: I once had life of my own
Ah yes the distant past, simpler times 1pt.
GenieLord: I think that the bride is a HC member. You might have noticed that she is a bit bitter.
The tale is getting silly by now but still funny  2pts.
The_Gootch: Not much has changed in the 700 years since the Wife of Bath told us her tale.
The image of the whip solidifies her role as master; she tells everyone that she is the one in charge in her household, especially in the bedroom. Alisoun appears to have an insatiable thirst for sex; the result is a satirical, sexualized depiction of a woman, but also of feudal power arrangements.
Quite fitting 3pts.
Vokial: Its scene from "Married with Children" reproduced on the cake.
2pts.
emilsn: That is how the relationship of Geny and Pandora works.
Not really. 1pt.
Minion: The new law that forces the fortune-tellers to tell exactly what they see has proved to be disastroys for the business.
Who could have foreseen that..?  3pts.
Daystar: The cream of the crop walks the groom on the top.
Haha interesting  2pts.
ROUND 20
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted June 04, 2008 08:13 PM |
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Edited by B-E-T-A at 20:14, 04 Jun 2008.
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The sientist(sorry my misspeling) in Norway are working on a simple android that busy men uses so they can go on vacations. Unfortunally their just done with the controller
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted June 04, 2008 09:00 PM |
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I always Page Up at 6 in the morning, I used to Page Down but it caused me to frequently be late to work where I tried to Insert but with no success and got fired by the big boss guy but not before I told him to Delete infront of the entire directors board which made him End, satisfied with my accomplishment I decided it was time to Home
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted June 04, 2008 09:32 PM |
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Quote:
Some actions speak volumes. 2pts.
I try so hard not to look stupid, but if I can not understand most of the comments you write to me...
This is the magical remote-controll we all wonder about. Not really suprisingly 6 buttons would do just fine.
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Incidence? I think it's cummulative!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 04, 2008 09:35 PM |
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That means that some actions say a lot about the person Maybe you weren't familiar with the expression, don't worry about that
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted June 04, 2008 10:01 PM |
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Much more clear now
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Incidence? I think it's cummulative!
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted June 04, 2008 10:08 PM |
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Boss: "I should delete that last statement."
Secretary: "So you are going to f**k off?"
Boss: "WHAT'D YOU SAY?!"
Secretary: "..."
Boss: "Oh, yes. I am going to fire whoever ordered my new keyboard!"
Secretary: Quietly walks away. 
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Homer171
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 04, 2008 11:04 PM |
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I have the same keyboard at work, very handy
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted June 04, 2008 11:06 PM |
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boss: Are you sure about this?
advertiser: are you kidding? This'll be the next best thing besides sliced insulting bread...
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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executor
Famous Hero
Otherworldly Ambassador
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posted June 04, 2008 11:41 PM |
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Edited by executor at 23:42, 04 Jun 2008.
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Sir, this six buttons are a demo version. You need to get the whole keyboard - it is for just 15,99 euro, until June 15th!
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Understanding is a three-edged sword.
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted June 05, 2008 09:47 AM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 11:11, 05 Jun 2008.
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This is new keyboard by Microsoft, for faster chating, you can write full sentence with a single button, of course for now there are only the most common sentences in the internet.
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted June 05, 2008 09:56 AM |
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The ultimate tool for people playing games at work.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted June 05, 2008 10:08 AM |
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Now I know why my friend was fired when he told his boss to Delete.
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 05, 2008 01:19 PM |
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how the hell do you hit the "wake up" button if you are sleeping???
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 05, 2008 03:04 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 14:50, 06 Jun 2008.
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Can be changed
The above picture is the male version of the new lame@$$-keyboard
This is the female version:
page up: Gossip with Cathy.
page down: Breakfast in bed.
insert: Improve make up.
end: Dump Lover.
home: Get massage.
delete: Go shopping. (with ALT GR, you can get your husbands credit card number )
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 05, 2008 04:03 PM |
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Spectrum
Famous Hero
Plan B
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posted June 05, 2008 05:51 PM |
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"I pulled the shortest straw and I have to work with Clive the mechanical co-worker. Now just tell me that his f**k off-button doesn't work and I'll be officially owned."
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Aculias is like the male nipple of HC, TNT being the other one -Baklava
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