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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted September 02, 2008 11:16 PM |
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"so you ran up and kicked a bus over"
"yep"
"you killed 30"
"apparently"
"did you feel bad"
"yes... until i found my ex among the dead"
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 05, 2008 05:52 PM |
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Omega says:
Sorry it took so long for an update. Between looking for a job, trying to get an internet connection running on my computer, and Tales of Vesperia (which is great by the way), I havent accomplished much in the last week.
Eugen_Cosmarul
It's a Strike!!
Indeed. 1 pt.
Asheera
Big Lady: "I WANT IN! NOW "
Driver: "But you won't fit in!"
Big Lady: "Are you telling me I'm too fat? Grr " * hits bus *
Thats why Im not a bus driver. 3 pts.
The_Gootch
Martial Arts superstar Phatty McChinchin goes on a rampage after losing yet another move role to less talented but much prettier Zhang Ziyi.
And the animosity between Americans and Chinese continues well after the Olympics. 2 pts.
Geny
"You damn Chinese children! I ordered cheap nikes! Does this look like nike to you!!!"
Fantastic.  3 pts.
Lexxan
It's title of a new Comic book: "Panzilla and the Spammers"
Nah. 1 pt.
Antipaladin
"You dammn Childern How dare you Call me fat?! I'm NOT FAT I HAVE HEAVY BONES!!!!!"
"BUS KICK!"
The bus kick sold it. 3 pts.
Keksimaton
"This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill!"
 2 pts.
Trogdor
The son of Godzilla had a child with the worlds tallest and fattest woman.
Eh. 1 pt.
Mvassilev
"It was a giant woman, officer! *hiccup* No, I don't know how that bottle got there!"
Lol. 3 pts.
Elvin
-I trust you can explain whatever happened to the van..?
-You see boss a large fat woman came out of the blue and kicked us. Hard.
-Uh huh.
-And then there was that earthquake of epic proportions.
-You are so fired
Another good one. 3 pts.
Alcibiades
Who of you was it that just called me fat!?
A fatal mistake. 2 pts.
PhoenixReborn
I knew I should have taken an airplane...
They say its safer than driving. 2 pts.
Vexon
Isuzu: Durable pick-ups, as long as you avoid kicks from giants.
Meh. 1 pt.
Mamgaeater
"so you ran up and kicked a bus over"
"yep"
"you killed 30"
"apparently"
"did you feel bad"
"yes... until i found my ex among the dead
ROFL! 3 pts.
Scores
1) Elvin 24
2) Geny 23
3) Keksimaton 22
4) Asheera 22
5) TNT_Addict/Tina 21
6) AlkarRahn 20
7) Mvassilev 20
8) Trogdor 18
9) Lexxan 16
10) Galev 14
11) The Death 14
12) Eugen_Cosmarul 13
13) Alcibiades -13
14) PhoenixReborn 11
15) Mamgaeater 11
16) Antipaladin - 9
17) FriendOfGunner 7
18) Popular_feeds 6
19) Vexon 6
20) carcity 5
21) Mytical 5
22) Fauch 5
23) The_Gootch 5
24) DarkShadow - 3
25) Baklava - 3
26) Radar 3
27) Dragon_Slayer 3
28) VokialBG 3
29) Seraf 2
30) Homer171 2
31) Zamfir 1
32) Dj 1
33) Card_Ximinez 1
34) MarcusX 1
Round 12 Arrest!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 05, 2008 06:06 PM |
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The policeman sees a kid riding a motorcycle above the speed limit. He starts pursuing it.
"Kid can you pull over?"
The kid stops.
The policeman gets near to the kid and says: "You're the first kid I've seen riding a motorcycle... can you give me your autograph? Thanks."
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted September 05, 2008 08:38 PM |
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"alright son here is the note pad and radar gun. at four come back home and gimme their license plate numbers k?"
"ok daddy"
"ahh my job is so easy"
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 05, 2008 08:46 PM |
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"Ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 05, 2008 08:57 PM |
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Hehe should have seen that coming
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 05, 2008 09:04 PM |
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I simply love that line. I might even get a driving license just for a chance to use it.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted September 05, 2008 09:22 PM |
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Sorry to pull you off kid, but I really need help at my math homework. Solve exercise number 5 here, please?
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 05, 2008 09:23 PM |
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Quote:
Sorry to pull you off kid, but I really need help at my math homework. Solve exercise number 5 here, please?
ROFLMAO
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 05, 2008 09:24 PM |
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-Reckless driving, on the wrong side of the road and at excessive speed. You are in deep waters kid.
-But daad!
-No buts mister, you've got a fine coming your way.
-I'll tell mom about that girl..
-How much did you say you want for this week?
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Vexon
Adventuring Hero
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posted September 05, 2008 10:30 PM |
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- ''Sign here, here, and here. Initials here and here.''
- ''Done. So, it's mine now for sure?''
- ''Yessir. Now, you'll want to drop off the 2 Kilos of cocaine under the seat at the kindergarten right away, then drive to Florida and meet a man named Skinny Pete; he'll give you the the money.''
- ''Alright, holmes. If this gets ****ed up, you better believe I'll come bust your snow ass up.''
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted September 07, 2008 03:37 PM |
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"Bad boys, bad boys! Watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when they come for you?"
-Turn off the damn camera!
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted September 07, 2008 04:05 PM |
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Edited by Azagal at 16:11, 07 Sep 2008.
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Quote:
-Reckless driving, on the wrong side of the road and at excessive speed. You are in deep waters kid.
-But daad!
-No buts mister, you've got a fine coming your way.
-I'll tell mom about that girl..
-How much did you say you want for this week?
LOOOOOL
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 07, 2008 04:20 PM |
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How sweet, the boy arrested the cop
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 07, 2008 04:50 PM |
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"So this is the plan bob,i go undercover as an empoly in haggies to see if they do smuggle cocain in diapers,you just read the instructions here,k?"
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types in obscure english
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted September 08, 2008 09:23 AM |
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Gotta catch them as early as possible, once they grow past 6 years, it's too late to get them out of the bad gangs.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 08, 2008 09:42 AM |
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Dad: "Well son, you now know where I work, but you won't get my donuts".
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 10, 2008 11:29 PM |
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Any chance you might have some free time to update this?
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 11, 2008 12:08 AM |
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Cop: Here, kid... could you sign here? ALL RIGHT! MY QUOTA IS FULFILLED! Thanks, kid. Here's your $5.
Kid: IT'S A TRAP! You're under arrest for bribery of a police officer. You have the right to remain silent...
Cop: I'm just a crooked cop trying to make a living... but the BOY is keeping us DOWN!
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Eccentric Opinion
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zmajche
Tavern Dweller
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posted September 12, 2008 06:09 PM |
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Policeman: Kid, can you show me how to get home? You know, I live at...
Kid: Yeah, yeah, I know! I'll help you... ("3rd time this week! He is one stuupid cop..." - he thinks)
Policeman: Here is the map, now would you please show me, please???
Kid: What a crybaby... Listen, go down the Main street, then turn left here...
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