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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted October 17, 2008 03:28 PM |
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@antistar: You can have only one entry per round. Or wasn't this one an entry?
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antistar
Adventuring Hero
betrayer...
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posted October 17, 2008 04:13 PM |
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@ asheera, sorry, never was aware of that,
my mistake,
@moderator : if you find it funny don't delete it, just don't take it into consideration at point calculation; in the other case please delete the post.
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He rides in battle against impossible odds, never stopping until he reaches his goal.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted October 17, 2008 04:22 PM |
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Delete the post? It's not that strict, it's not really a catastrophe that you posted another - just that it won't be taken into consideration
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antistar
Adventuring Hero
betrayer...
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posted October 17, 2008 04:26 PM |
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i think that it is more about fair than strict... but I still consider that post funny, that's why I put it
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He rides in battle against impossible odds, never stopping until he reaches his goal.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 17, 2008 06:03 PM |
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Delete the one you don't want. Otherwise, I'm going to grade your first entry only.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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antistar
Adventuring Hero
betrayer...
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posted October 18, 2008 11:08 AM |
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keep the grading just for the first post
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He rides in battle against impossible odds, never stopping until he reaches his goal.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 18, 2008 06:04 PM |
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Omega says
A bill taking bills. Yeah, I know. Pretty lame but damn, how can I compete with the entries this time? You guys have really outdone yourselves and there were a lot of entries too.
Elvin
(Thanks guys, I'll be waiting around the corner to give you your share.)
. 3 pts.
Card_Ximinez
After Disney stopped paying Donald and his nephews their salaries, they started their gang of con-ducks.
Nice. 3 pts.
AlkarRahn
The Duckbill Gang strikes again!
Almost as fearsome as the Baby Snatchers (guess the reference and win a cookie!) 2 pts.
Lexxan
Woman: "Hot chicks are such a financial pain" (sighs) "At least I have a nice pussy"
*Rolls eyes* 2 pts.
Asheera
Woman: "You sneaky little bastards! If I give you this money, will you not tell my husband that I cheated him?"
But why would the one need to steal from her purse? 2 pts.
TheDeath
An example of the gypsy ducks in action
Well use the pikey! (Again, guess and get a cookie). 2 pts.
Geny
New show on the Animal TV:
"Robin Duck - steals from two-legged and gives to the feathered!"
That was fowl. On yeah, I went there. 2 pts.
Domzilla
dammit, where are the hundreds??...stingy *****. Ooh lipstick."
Lol. The lipstick part sold it. 3pts.
Antipaladin
"A shoosh just my luck,i hear for looking for food while they distract her and all i get is this stinky green paper,ah screw it thats it,i quit!"
Eh. 1 pt.
NiKitA
You did a great job last night,but here you can have ur money back.
EWWWWWW
2 pts.
Antistar
stop gang-bang... start duck-gang...
Should have gone for the 2nd one. 1 pt.
Trogdor
The new hidden camera in that handbag will help find the culprit in no time.
No doubt. 1 pt.
Keksimaton
Don't duck for ducks near the dak for ducks at the dak do damage to your dollars.
Daka daka daka (reference = cookie) 1 pt.
Corribus
Aflac is just the next in a long line of companies resorting to desperate measures to cope with the current economic crisis.
If I gave out 4s, this would have gotten it easily. 3 pts.
mamgaeater
The PUNishment gets more severe depending on how FOWL the crime is.
(plz don't kill me)
I cant be held accountable for my actions. 2 pts.
Mvassilev
Having been exposed for being a quack, Dr. Mallard had to resort to using his children for theft.
Those frivolous law suits are really starting to hurt. 2 pts.
Scores
1) Elvin 36
2) Asheera 34
3) Keksimaton 32
4) Geny 31
5) Mvassilev 31
6) Trogdor 29
7) AlkarRahn 28
9) TheDeath 25
10) Lexxan 25
11) TNT_Addict/Tina 24
12) Mamgaeater 20
13) Alcibiades -18
14) Galev 15
15) Antipaladin 14
16) Eugen_Cosmarul 13
17) Vexon 13
18) PhoenixReborn 11
19) Mytical 10
20) VokialBG 8
21) FriendOfGunner 7
22) Popular_feeds 6
23) carcity 5
24) Fauch 5
25) The_Gootch 5
26) Domzilla 5
27) Homer171 4
28) Card_Ximinez 4
29) DarkShadow - 3
30) Baklava - 3
31) Radar 3
32) Dragon_Slayer 3
33) Zmajche 3
34) Corribus - 3
35) Seraf 2
36) Shares - 2
37) Zamfir 2
38) NiKitA - 2
39) Antistar 2
40) Dj 1
41) MarcusX 1
42) Ranger 1
Round 18 - Hello Mr. Plant!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 18, 2008 06:40 PM |
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Dive Here! X marks the pot!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Card_Ximinez
Famous Hero
no
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posted October 18, 2008 07:12 PM |
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Quote: Almost as fearsome as the Baby Snatchers (guess the reference and win a cookie!)
Monty Python!
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wtf this still exists
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 18, 2008 07:22 PM |
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Card_Ximinez
Famous Hero
no
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posted October 18, 2008 07:30 PM |
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YES!
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wtf this still exists
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted October 18, 2008 07:35 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 19:47, 18 Oct 2008.
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This pic is pretty difficult, but I'll give it a try (may change of course)
After the terrorists hijacked the plane, they gave instructions to the pilot where to go.
Terrorist: "Go and land there, I need my precious plant back!"
Pilot: "But I can't land there, it's not enough space!."
Terrorist: "I've seen it in movies, when these flying machines land vertically."
Pilot: "Those are helicopters."
Terrorist: "Hey, do you think I'm stupid? Are you trying to invent new complicated words to fool me? This is a flying machine, that was a flying machine, so it's the same! So just shut up and land, now!"
Pilot: *sigh*
EDIT: Sorry, corrected a mistake
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 18, 2008 08:47 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 20:56, 18 Oct 2008.
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The other two references (in order of appearance) are Snatch and Team America.
Be right back with the entry.
Since we're on the subject of references...
Bowl of petunias: Not again... well, at least this time my neighbour is not a sperm-whale...
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Nikita
Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
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posted October 18, 2008 08:51 PM |
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US government couldn't decide what to do wit illegal imigration of crack into US,so they made a plan to drop a plane on them.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 18, 2008 09:05 PM |
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To all passengers please keep your calm I will attempt an emergency landing. We uhh want to restock on fossil fuels, nothing serious.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted October 18, 2008 10:09 PM |
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 18, 2008 10:17 PM |
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Nice.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Nikita
Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
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posted October 19, 2008 02:22 AM |
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he wins
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 19, 2008 02:46 AM |
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Not necessairly. Keep the captions coming.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted October 19, 2008 08:27 AM |
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"I Told you the human fertilizer won't work!".
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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