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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted November 25, 2008 09:47 PM |
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Omega says:
How am I ever going to explain that crazy evening with the dragon and old lady to my husband?"
DarkShadow
"Hold a minute now, there is quite much junk here"
I dont want to know why its there
1 pt.
Asheera
(Woman, looking at the puppets): "Those two are my kids? I knew my alien abduction was for real!"
Kinky. 2 pts.
Lexxan
PEEKABOO!!!
!!! 2 pts.
Mvassilev
The newest fad: unnatural birth.
That was unnaturally good. 3 pts.
Mamgaeater
"doctor we are out of anesthetics."
"very well then we'll have to use the *dramatic pause* Puppet Pals"
I think that would shock more than sedate. 1 pt.
RedSoxFan3
Puppet 1: "This is what happens when you don't use protection."
Puppet 2: "You have a baby that's black?"
Puppet 1: "Very funny."
Puppet 2: "No seriously. The baby is black! Look!"
Puppet 1: "LMAO!!!!"
Puppet 2: "OMGWTFPWNED!!!!"
Puppet 1: "Yeah just wait till the husband sees this."
Oh my. 2 pts.
Celfious
Doctor "I think we've found Kermit's mistress"
Not as big of a pig as I thought shed be. 2 pts.
Trogdor
Not even the maternity ward is safe from hidden camera TV pranks.
Surprise, youre on candid camera! 2 pts.
B-E-T-A
Mother: I demand new doctors and nurses!
A valid reaction. 2 pts.
AlkarRahn
Doctor: Congratulations. You are now a mother of a puppeteer.
Mother: Nooooooooo!
 3 pts.
Antipaladin
I'ts been established,that womenly users of Head'n'Sholders product develop unique mutated blood features that couse the unborn suffer from a dises that lasts for all hes short life. they born as stuffed mutatents. please do not use Head'n'sholders anymore.
Too complicated for its own good. As to the pic, PM it to me and Ill put it in some time. 1 pt.
lucky_dwarf
woman1: child birthing is boring doctor entertain me!
doctor1: right away ma' am Jeeves bring in grandma and her pet.
10 min later...
grandma: whew and i thought my *censored* looked ugly
snake: Ma' don't talk rubbish
10 min of arguing later...
grandma: and ill say whatever i want to say
man1: i cant watch this anymore, Jeeves do you know where the nearest stripper club is?
Jeeves: Yes Sir.
woman1:wait i want to come too i can get in a fifty before lunch
For someone saying he doesnt have much to work with, you wrote a funny bit. 3 pts.
TheDeath
"So what is it doc? Am I intoxicated or what?"
"Nope, but you just kidnapped a child madam, the police is on the way"
Uh
1 pt.
Elvin
- Congratulations it's a boy!
- You'll tell me about it later, I love this show!
Now those are priorities! 2 pts.
NiKitA
Husband watches his wife cheating on him with toys in the theater.
Really kinky. 2 pts.
LordSM
Well... Isn't that the new 666tier unit in Homm6?
Uh, no. 1 pt.
SCORES
1) Elvin 46
2) Asheera 46
3) Mvassilev 44
4) Keksimaton 40
5) AlkarRahn 40
6) Geny 39
7) Trogdor 35
8) TheDeath 33
9) Lexxan 31
10) Mamgaeater 27
11) TNT_Addict/Tina 24
12) Alcibiades -18
13) Galev 15
14) Antipaladin 15
15) Eugen_Cosmarul 13
16) Vexon 13
17) Mytical 13
18) lucky_dwarf 12
19) PhoenixReborn 11
20) NiKitA - 11
21) Domzilla 10
22) VokialBG 9
23) FriendOfGunner 7
24) B-E-T-A - 7
25) Popular_feeds 6
26) JapanGamer/Celfious 6
27) carcity 5
28) Fauch 5
29) The_Gootch 5
30) Homer171 4
31) Card_Ximinez 4
32) Warmonger 4
33) DarkShadow 4
34) RedSoxFan3 - 4
35) SwampLord 3
36) Baklava - 3
37) Radar 3
38) Dragon_Slayer 3
39) Zmajche 3
40) Corribus - 3
41) Shares - 3
42) Antistar 3
43) Azagal 3
44) Seraf 2
45) Zamfir 2
46) Antistar 2
47) Dj 1
48) MarcusX 1
49) Ranger 1
50) Sandronecro 1
51) Muszka 1
52) LordSM - 1
Round 23 DESTROY!!!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 26, 2008 12:20 AM |
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The passive-aggressive banana peels, finally tired of hurting people by having them step on them, have finally turned aggressive.
Here's a better one:
The ad campaign for the bananaphone took a turn for the violent.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 26, 2008 12:48 AM |
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I knew it, the world has gone bananas!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted November 26, 2008 01:03 AM |
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Psychic Monkey Attack Squadron Attacks
(PMAS)
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted November 26, 2008 01:07 AM |
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Ok, I'll bite. What exactly does that have to do with anything?
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Nikita
Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
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posted November 26, 2008 01:16 AM |
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Harry Potter "the flying bananas"
ps(if u have seen the beginning of HP part 1 ull get it
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted November 26, 2008 01:17 AM |
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Quote:
Ok, I'll bite. What exactly does that have to do with anything?
Its a parody of wikipedia.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted November 26, 2008 01:19 AM |
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Ok. So the connection between the parody and flock of killer banana peels is...?
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted November 26, 2008 03:33 AM |
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Comment 1:
Spoiler: M. Night Shyamalan, director of Sixth Sense and Signs, brings you his second R rated movie, "The Happening 2: Now What the **** is Happening?" Scientists developed a vacine for the neurotoxin that was driving people insane. But now the plants have evolved and they have found the answer, mobilization.
Random Dude: Man his movies just get worse and worse.
Comment 2:
Guy 1: What the hell is this?
Guy 2: It's the poster for the movie.
Guy 1: What's with the banana peels?
Guy 2: I know there aren't banana peels in the script but I thought it gave a better visual than flying monkeys.
Guy 1: Flying Monkeys?
Guy 2: Ya you said to have a bunch of monkeys flying at a girl, but I thought banana peels would look better.
Guy 1: The movie is called "The Birds," you moron. Not "The Monkeys."
Guy 2: 
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Go Red Sox!
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted November 26, 2008 04:04 AM |
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man1: I still cant believe you birth a monkey
woman1: yea i wanted a bird thats why i had sex with the vulture
man2: ill tell you one thing your monkey has my bananas
woman1: eh shut up heres a fifty
man2: I cannot argue whit a fifty
in chimps head* hey i wanted that fifthy take your f*** bananas
5 min later
man1 shouting out of the balcony : i think he inherited your aim
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 26, 2008 09:26 AM |
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Quote:
I knew it, the world has gone bananas!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted November 26, 2008 11:50 AM |
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banananananazai!
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types in obscure english
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del_diablo
Legendary Hero
Manifest
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posted November 26, 2008 12:15 PM |
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Peer Gynt: *knocks at the door* What is happening in there, i'l swear on it!
Εse: Why swear?
Ingrid: Peer my love, open the door and help me!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 26, 2008 01:57 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 13:57, 26 Nov 2008.
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The Nearly Extinct "Bananinus Volantis Horribilis Chiquita"
Just entered Da Building!!!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted November 26, 2008 02:12 PM |
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted November 26, 2008 03:50 PM |
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Edited by B-E-T-A at 15:56, 26 Nov 2008.
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Quote:
Peer Gynt: *knocks at the door* What is happening in there, i'l swear on it!
Εse: Why swear?
Ingrid: Peer my love, open the door and help me!
O.o but it's Peer who said "Why swear" not Εse
Edit:
My comment:
The revenge of the Diddy Kongs!
(Note: if you play Super Smash bros. you'll get it)
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted November 26, 2008 03:53 PM |
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I told you they will come...
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The above post is subject to SIRIOUSness.
No jokes were harmed during the making of this signature.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 26, 2008 06:14 PM |
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted November 27, 2008 02:15 PM |
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Quote:
In Soviet Russia bananas peel you!
lol This joke just never gets old.
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Go Red Sox!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted November 27, 2008 04:42 PM |
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It's a bit overused if you ask me 
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