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Asheera
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Elite Assassin
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posted September 07, 2008 01:00 PM |
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Hehe great one
Val is in God mode
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 07, 2008 05:42 PM |
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More importantly - Val is in good mood.
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 08, 2008 12:24 PM |
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Edited by Mytical at 12:24, 08 Sep 2008.
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((Dang it we need more female contestants..hard to have a diva branch with just 3-4 ))
Tonight we have a special match Elvin Vs Mytical. The winner of the match will be granted the title of King or Queen of the Despute Ring for a whole 30 days. Whichever title they prefer. This will allow them a skybox seat to watch all the matches, to issue 'royal' decrees and change a match, reverse decisions, or otherwise mess with peoples head..I mean make decisions. Lets get straight to the action.
Round 1 - Elvin has wheeled out a .. box of some sort and set it on the floor at his corner. The match is beginning. Looks like Mytical has the early advantage. Though..Mytical has cheated by using his...her...its girdle to make her female. This maybe over early..she just knocked Elvin into his box, and the door has closed on him. He is emerging..and he is wearing a replica of the Rocky Horror Picture show outfit that Frank-N-Furter wore!
He is starting to dance and sing. Something about doing the time warp again...
Tonight we have a special match Elvin Vs Mytical. The winner of the match will be granted the title of King or Queen of the Despute Ring for a whole 30 days. Whichever title they prefer. This will allow them a skybox seat to watch all the matches, to issue 'royal' decrees and change a match, reverse decisions, or otherwise mess with peoples head..I mean make decisions. Lets get straight to the action.
Round 1 - Elvin has wheeled out a .. box of some sort and set it on the floor at his corner. The match is beginning. Looks like Mytical has the early advantage. Though..Mytical has cheated by using his...her...its girdle to make her female. This maybe over early..she just knocked Elvin into his box, and the door has closed on him. He is emerging..and he is wearing a replica of the Rocky Horror Picture show outfit that Frank-N-Furter wore!
He is starting to dance and sing. Something about doing the time warp again..
Tonight we have a special match Elvin Vs Mytical. The winner of the match will be granted the title of King or Queen of the Despute Ring for a whole 30 days. Whichever title they prefer. This will allow them a skybox seat to watch all the matches, to issue 'royal' decrees and change a match, reverse decisions, or otherwise mess with peoples head..I mean make decisions. Lets get straight to the action.
Round 1 - Elvin has wheeled out a .. box of some sort and set it on the floor at his corner. The match is beginning. Looks like Mytical has the early advantage. Though..Mytical has cheated by using his...her...its girdle to make her female. This maybe over early..she just knocked Elvin into his box, and the door has closed on him. He is emerging..and he is wearing a replica of the Rocky Horror Picture show outfit that Frank-N-Furter wore!
He is starting to dance and sing. Something about doing the time warp again...
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Elvin
Admirable
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Endless Revival
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posted September 08, 2008 01:04 PM |
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I borrowed that box from pandora but kinda expected it to have a different effect.
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Asheera
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Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 08, 2008 01:56 PM |
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Are you sure you didn't eat MightyMage's Sandwich before?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 08, 2008 02:43 PM |
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Eh why are you asking? *looks guilty*
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Asheera
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Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 08, 2008 03:33 PM |
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It's obvious that only the insanity of MM mixed with Pan's special box can have those weird effects
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carcity
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Blind Sage
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posted September 08, 2008 04:46 PM |
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what's the time warp?
It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
Put your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust, That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time warp again!
Let's do the time warp again!
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted September 08, 2008 05:58 PM |
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*lol*
This thread is going a tad more crazy by every page.
I love it! 
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 09, 2008 01:08 PM |
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Ok Mytical has managed to finally end the time loop, and given the victory to Elvin. Not because of the time loop, but out of fear he might don the outfit again. So .. Elvin is King of the Despute Ring for now. That means he can reverse any decision, name any match, and such.
Now there was no scheduled event for tonight, but there is something going on in the back. William has snuck up on Adrius and hit him with a twoxfour. There is a ref, guess it has become a good old fashion street fight.
Round 1 - Adrius partner has come to his aid, and now it is a two on one handicap match. William still has that weapon however. They are fighting their way out on the street. OW! William just piledrove Adrius through a car Window. Don't think he will get up from that, but William is hurt now too. Os is hitting him with trashcans, hubcaps..William is bleeding.
Round 2 - Adrius still hasn't gotten up, but William is now giving as good as he gets. He is hurt though, and it is obvious. Wait a big black limo is pulling up. The door is opening. It is the Hef, and he has a car full of attractive ladies. "Os, forget this mess, come take a ride with the Hef. Some of these girls are lonely." I have never seen anybody move so fast..he was in that limo before Hef finished.. the limo is driving off. William calls the ref and pins Adrius...we have a winner, and NEW HC Champion.
Inside the arena Mytical has turned to Elvin. "Well your Majesty..anything to say?"
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted September 09, 2008 01:25 PM |
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Did I just... lose? Madness!
The Panda will come for you William... be ready...
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Asheera
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Elite Assassin
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posted September 09, 2008 02:08 PM |
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Somebody defeated the champ!
It seems this was false:
"You can't beat the champ!"
"Why not?"
"Because he's the champ!"
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted September 09, 2008 07:06 PM |
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Edited by Adrius at 19:07, 09 Sep 2008.
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Quote:
It seems this was false:
"You can't beat the champ!"
"Why not?"
"Because he's Adrius, he's awesome!!"
No it can't be false... there must be some sort of disturbance in the force... otherwise this wouldn't be possible.
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted September 09, 2008 07:23 PM |
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the disturbance. It is HIMMMMM!
*points at some guy in the audience*
Wait, No that was the donut guy. Then it was HERRRRRR!
*Points at Asheera*
Asheera: You said something?
Asheera draws her blade.
Me: (scared voice) Uhm no Ash, It was just a joke.
*Runs away.*
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted September 09, 2008 07:27 PM |
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Well... you're acting kinda disturbing right now... suspect!
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted September 09, 2008 07:31 PM |
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Sorry no more SPAMMING here from me... FOR NOW *Evil laughter*
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 13, 2008 12:41 PM |
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"Turn the lights back on..the one on your left. NO..your OTHER left. Almost...almost...got it!"
"Ladies and gentlemen we apologize for the lack of matches, but we had some minor technical difficulties. Tonights match will be between Geny and TnT. The match will be for glory, it will be for their various followers, but most importantly it will be for a pat on the head by Pandora. So we expect Geny will go ALL out. The match will be held in the DeputeDome. Which is basically a cheap rip off of Thunder Dome without the weapons...I mean a completely new concept!"
Round 1 - It is brutal, it is cruel, and its unusual..and they havn't even gotten in the Dome yet! There..they are in. They are banging each others heads against the metal, running each others face along the bars, and crushing each other between themselves and unyeilding steel.
Round 2 - Geny is asking for divine intervention, both competitors are exhusted. Wait..it is starting to rain dirty socks inside the dome, guess his prayer was answered. I can smell the reek from here! This could prove too much for TnT. Wait, he seems totally unaffected! He is rubbing Geny's nose in it..and Geny has passed out from the stench. TnT gets the pin and the victory!
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 13, 2008 12:46 PM |
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Why's mighty mage dumping his sock collection there?
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 13, 2008 12:48 PM |
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Have to ask him.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 13, 2008 12:51 PM |
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We both know he wouldn't give it up volunterily someone must have stolen them. :shocked:
But none of the female moderators can stand the smell...
OMG! Maybe GL was jealous of Geny and didn't want to have him got thte tap on the head! 
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