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Asheera
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posted September 28, 2008 09:24 PM |
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That awesome guy is your brother Carcity? 
You clearly need more stealth abilities.
Look here and find that "awesome guy"'s post
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted September 28, 2008 09:27 PM |
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Now you're just being scary... what are you? And why do you know so much? 
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Asheera
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posted September 28, 2008 09:51 PM |
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You should be scared of me indeed.
I may be watching you in this very moment, hiding somewhere in the deep shadows.
My sneaky abilities aren't matched by mere mortals.
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted September 28, 2008 10:10 PM |
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Huh? I am scared of you, check my post
Anyway, enough spamming about other things than fights 
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Asheera
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posted September 28, 2008 10:14 PM |
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Hmm, there have been two challenges already (Cyborg_Sid challenged Adrius and Carcity challenged havi) so my suggestion is a ffa fight between all four
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 29, 2008 12:05 PM |
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Due to our fearless leader Mytical still being in the loony..I mean asylum..tonights match is on hold. I was ordered to read the following statement given to me by Mytical. "Orange monkey purple butter." That is all.
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted October 01, 2008 12:13 PM |
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Tonight we have the first ever Termination match. 4 competitors start in two seperate rings. Each pair fights till one can not answer the 10 count. Then, the two meet in the ring. Again they fight till one of them can not answer the 10 count.
In the first ring is Cyborg_Cid vs Adrius, in the second Carcity vs Havi_. Lets get to the action.
Round 1 - Not sure how Adrius is going to beat somebody more man then machine. The action is intense and furious. Both rings are giving it all they have. Adrius lunges and Cid is out of the way..he connected to the top of the turnbuckle hard. Adrius is unable to answer the 10 count. Cid advances.
Round 2 - Carcity and Havi_ are still fighting like mad men. Cid seems to be impatient. He gives a swift kick to Havi_'s nether regions and ... Carcity advances.
Round 3 - Here it is folks..the showdown downtown. Whoever wins this gets the belt. They are fighting like there is no tommorrow. A swift kick here, a lariot there. The clock is winding down on the round. Both competitors are showing no signs of give.
Wait! There is Mytical. He is carrying a Orange Monkey, covered in purple butter!! The monkey is in the ring. Both competitors attack it, and it picks them both up with one hand each. It is using them like a set of drumsticks..with the mat as the drum. That has got to hurt! It sets them down and Mytical orders the ref to count. Both are counted out..the ref is getting instructions from Mytical...
Our winner and new champion.."Orange Monkey, Purple Butter!"
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Asheera
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posted October 01, 2008 02:05 PM |
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LOL
Ok I want to fight for the belt in the Women's Championship
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted October 01, 2008 07:24 PM |
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I want to brutally savage (i.e. murder) xerox for again claiming that homm is based on warcraft. I can respect warhammer to take such a claim, but I can't let a newborn pretender (a fun and intriguing one, but still) take such a claim!
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Asheera
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posted October 01, 2008 07:25 PM |
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Xerox just can't even write a post without the word Warcraft in it
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Keksimaton
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Talk to the hand
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posted October 01, 2008 07:34 PM |
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WHAT!!!11 Blashphemy! I'll help you Dagoth to deal with this infidel!
Sure Warcraft is cool and all, but man he must have been smoking something for everyone knows HoM&M is based off M&M ...
OR IS IT?!?!??!?!
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Asheera
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posted October 01, 2008 08:53 PM |
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Ok I want to fight for the belt in the Women's Championship
I forgot to say that I want to give it a try because I might stand a chance, now that I have Azagal with me
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted October 01, 2008 09:22 PM |
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I lost?! NOOOO!
*Storms out of the Despute Arena with the Champion's Belt*
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Asheera
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posted October 01, 2008 09:25 PM |
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*Storms out of the Despute Arena with the Champion's Belt*
* Adrius ruined his fighter reputation, he is now considered a thief *
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted October 01, 2008 09:28 PM |
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Yes... I'm transforming into something... new.
Soon the new, darker Adrius shall come back after the belt... corrupted by greed, the fallen warrior shall search the lands for the power needed.
Heh, I have no personal agendas at all in my battles, I just care about the title
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Asheera
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posted October 01, 2008 09:31 PM |
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I just care about the title
And if you steal the belt you'll gain the title of "ultimate loser"
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted October 01, 2008 09:37 PM |
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Edited by Adrius at 21:38, 01 Oct 2008.
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Ok... damn it...
*Adrius suddenly realizes that he's been acting like the fool of the century. He walks back with his head down and places the belt at the door, then walks away in silence... too bad corruption has already left a remarkable taint on his soul... or something...*
Oh, and I hate you btw... 
Why can't you just let me be cool...? 
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted October 05, 2008 12:26 PM |
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Laaadies and gentlemen. Asheera has challenged Orange Monkey Purple Butter to a match for the womens championship. Coming with her to the ring is Azagal. Mytical has accepted, but put a stipulations on it. IF Asheera wins, then the next week she will come down to the ring with Azagal in a black strapless dress. If she LOOSES, she has to come down in a two peice string bikini, again with Azagal. There will be no DQ, and it will even be a handicap match. Azagal can help Asheera.
Round 1 - The two of them have their hands full chasing down this monkey. It is all over the place. Monkeys are naturally strong and agile, even Asheera is unable to keep up. Finally the monkey tosses Azagal out of the ring. He lands in the stands.
Round 2 - Asheera is in trouble, but here comes Azagal. He has a chair. He is standing over the monkey and Asheera..it looks like he may be going to hit Asheera. Announcer - Well..if she looses he gets to come down with her and her wearing a string bikini..no wonder! No wait..he hit the monkey. He picks up Asheera, who pins the monkey. She is the NEW womens champion..he sacrificed seeing her in a bikini again. What a guy!
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Asheera
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posted October 05, 2008 01:27 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 13:28, 05 Oct 2008.
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If Azagal would have betrayed me and helped that monkey he would have surely appear on my black list and be my next victim of assassination
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TheDeath
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with serious business
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posted October 05, 2008 01:34 PM |
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A monkey was the champion?
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