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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted October 06, 2008 04:35 PM |
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Yes... We all know that leather has great boyuancy capabilities![/sarcasm]
ladies and gents, place your bets, please!
one dollar for two for the monkey
one to a hundred for adrius
and ten to one for the panda, place yourrr bets!
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted October 06, 2008 06:06 PM |
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let's see. I vote for that Elvin will come from the audience and PWN everyone. one dollar to 999999999999999999999999999999999999 dollars
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Why can't you save anybody?
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 06, 2008 06:11 PM |
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Wait, how'd I end up in this again?
Chicago's Shedd Aquarium Admits Panda Exhibit A Ghastly Mistake
November 9, 2005 | Issue 41•45
(from the Onion)
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted October 07, 2008 06:15 AM |
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Round 4 - None of the contestants has come up for air yet. The divers are getting ready to go on a rescue mission. Wait! A hand just plunged into the water from some mysterious person..they have something and are pulling it up. They have Adrius! Adrius has been pulled from the water by Oscarius. The others have been counted out and the rescue mission is underway. Your winner is .... Adrius!
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 07, 2008 06:39 AM |
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You realize Adrius has to be disqualified due to interference or someone needs to German Suplex the ref. That's just how life works.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted October 07, 2008 06:41 AM |
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Feel free to Suplex the ref. 
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 07, 2008 06:58 AM |
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You the ref?
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted October 07, 2008 07:20 AM |
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No, I am not the ref. The ref is an employee of Mytical Industries a subsidiary of Stormcrow Incorporated.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 07, 2008 07:25 AM |
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I see...
*Omega ponders*
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted October 07, 2008 10:19 AM |
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I'm unstoppable, the title always comes back to Adrius. 
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted October 07, 2008 11:40 AM |
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Tonights program is DG and Kek vs Xerox. It will take place in our bubble tub. *covers mic* Wait..what? Thought that was just for diva's matches? I know what the teleprompter says! Double check..ok ok fine. That is right ladies and gentlemen tonight's match takes place in our bubble tub. 300 hudred gallons of water, and miles and miles of bubbles. *covers mic*Tell me at least they wont be wearing bikini's. Whew..at least Mytical isn't that far out of it yet.
The three of them don't look to happy about the match type as they come down the ramp.
Round 1 - Xerox is using the Bubbles and water to his advantage keeping hidden from his two enemies. DG is just blasting everything that moves..he should watch it or he might hit his teammate. Kek finally got ahold of Xerox and tombstones him. He goes for the pin.
Wait Xerox comes out from behind him, must of somehow slipped out of the pin without Kek noticing..but DG blasts him half way accross the tub.
Round 2 - Kek sure looks confused, he must have been certain he had Xerox pinned. That soap they use for bubbles must have allowed Xerox to slip away. DG is looking for xerox through the bubbles after blasting him. Xerox jumps up behind Kek and takes him down into the bubbles. Now DG is really blasting everything. There is Xerox again. He is behind DG..no wait..he is to the left..no..to the right. How many of him are there?! *off mic* well he IS called Xerox afterall..
Round 3 - Looks like the Xeroxs have this one rapped up. The ref is so confused he doesn't know which way is up. Wait! There is a giant panda! It...german suplexes the ref. It has a striped shirt..it is calling for the bell.
Panda "Your winners....DG and Kek! Now get all these Xerox clones out of here!"
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted October 07, 2008 11:43 AM |
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Edited by Adrius at 11:45, 07 Oct 2008.
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Pandas are OVERRATED. 
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 07, 2008 11:48 AM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 12:04, 07 Oct 2008.
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Adrius, Adrius... There are only TWO things in this world that are overrated, the First being Elvin... The latter is World of Warcraft 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted October 07, 2008 11:54 AM |
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Edited by Adrius at 11:59, 07 Oct 2008.
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WoW? Underrated? It has like, 9 million people worshipping its "perfection", it's overrated! 
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 07, 2008 12:04 PM |
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Meant overrated lol 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted October 07, 2008 02:18 PM |
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted October 08, 2008 12:51 PM |
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Asheera. I, Mytical, challenge you to a match, but this one you have to agree to. If you loose, you face a diva of my choice (could even be the 'mystery mod') in a bubble match..2 piece string bikini and all. If I loose, I do what you say for 30 days (Within reason of course). What say you?
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted October 08, 2008 02:00 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 16:53, 08 Oct 2008.
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As a Chaotic Neutral, the following actions are "honorable" for me:Quote:
Refusing a fair contest/challenge
Walking away from a challenge
However, you're someone I know as an ally (not on my black list) so I'll accept
PS: I hope you realize that this "black list" is more a joke; people that are on it aren't really my "enemies"
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted October 11, 2008 12:29 PM |
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Sorry about the delay of the fight. Blasted writers block again
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted October 12, 2008 12:35 PM |
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Edited by Mytical at 11:06, 13 Oct 2008.
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Laaaaddddiiiieees and Gentlemen. Tonight we have a very special match. It is going to be Mytical Vs Asheera in a winner take all match!
Round 1 - Mytical and Asheera lock horns. I am suprised to see Mytical holding his own against the superfast Asheera. They are going almost too fast for the human eye to see. Each are landing devestating blows on the other, but neither are giving an inch. Asheera scissor locks Mytical, Mytical reverses into a roll up, Asheera reverses into a Boston Crab, Mytical reverse that to a weird reverse figure four, Asheera counters that .. and there is the bell for the end of the round.
Round 2 - Mytical attempts a scissor kick, which is reversed by Asheera into an attempt at a power bomb. Mytical reverses the power bomb into a monkey flip, which is reversed by Asheera into a roll up. Mytical kicks out of the rollup and rolls Asheera over to try to pin her. Asheera reverses that...and there is the bell again. Whew, I am tired just WATCHING this match.
Round 3 - Mytical has managed to put Asheera down to the mat, he is going for a high risk dive off the top rope! he is up...Asheera dodges out of the way. She grabs Mytical midair and OUCH Sidewalk Slam. She goes for the pin..somebody is coming from under the ropes..doesn't look like it will be in time...Asheera gets the pin!
Somebody has jumped Asheera, however, and is laying the boots to her. Azagal climbs in to help, he spins the person around. Oh my god it is Kooky! No wait..that is not Kooky, that is Crunchy Kooky's evil twin sister! Azagal backpeddles, not wanting to fight a female, and Mytical is up. He is attacking Crunchy! He lays her out, helps up Asheera, and raises Asheera's hand!
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