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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 10, 2008 12:12 PM |
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Lexxan you are so dead!
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted August 10, 2008 12:17 PM |
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Edited by baklava at 12:17, 10 Aug 2008.
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Can I hop in?
I'm sick and tired of people trying to eat me. PAYBACK TIME.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 10, 2008 12:27 PM |
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Any opponit I choose Baklava, or got somebody in mind?  .
Now..for one of our Main Events. Lets go to the ring and introduce our competitors..
First from the Mod Squad..you know him and you either hate him or love him..he is Mighty Mage! Listen to that crowd, half boos and half cheers.
We have Namus - from a place that defies description, and is said to have more dragons per square mile then any other place in exsistance.
Announcer 1 - "This should be a short fight, Namus only has one move."
Announcer 2 - "That is true, but it defies discription and has made him an ICON."
Round 1 - OUCH that had to hurt, Namus is already down. Looks like this is going to be a short night. A Eldritch Arrow to the face will do that. Wait..what is MightyMage doing? He is ressurrecting Namus. YIKES! He just fireballed Namus, and Namus is down again..MightyMage is ressurecting him again. Hey MightyMage, you can't win unless he STAYS dead! That is the end of round 1..thankfully for Namus.
Round 2 - Namus has summoned up a horde of 'one liners' his single move. There are thousands of them, and from the crowd there are his Namusites, who worship him. They are all going after MightyMage! Here comes the Mod Squad...wait MightyMage is waiving them off. He is just standing there with his arms crossed as they close in. What is he ... oh my. Oh my. ... something is rising up behind him. It's big...its made of fire, and it is angry. He's summoned a Pheonix, and no, not Pheonixreborn Either! There goes its fire breath..there is nothing but ash left..even he can't ressurect THAT. The winner by fatality. MightyMage!...and his Pheonix I guess.
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Message received.
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted August 10, 2008 01:01 PM |
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Edited by Azagal at 13:08, 10 Aug 2008.
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Quote:
Lexxan you are so dead!
Count me in. Dude he hit me aswell . From behind.... You coward I'll get you .
Payback match: Elvin, MM and me vs. Lexx muahahahaaa
Quote:
We have Namus - from a place that defies description
omg... Namus is dead .
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted August 10, 2008 01:05 PM |
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Hmm.. I'm sure you'll put me up against mvass 
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The above post is subject to SIRIOUSness.
No jokes were harmed during the making of this signature.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 10, 2008 01:12 PM |
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Quote:
Hmm.. I'm sure you'll put me up against mvass
Paladin vs undead? That might be interesting. . As for the 3 on 1 match..lets make it 3 on 3. Lex gets to name his 2 partners.
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted August 10, 2008 01:13 PM |
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Hehee this'll be fun.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted August 10, 2008 01:15 PM |
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Haha, nice latest addition Mytical.
Looking forward to the next one you have for us.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 10, 2008 01:17 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
Lexxan you are so dead!
Count me in. Dude he hit me aswell. From behind.... You coward I'll get you.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa!!!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Oscarius
Famous Hero
*sleepy*
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posted August 10, 2008 06:13 PM |
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Dam thee Chicken
(Lol)
This thread is getting better and better
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Need moar avatars!
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 11, 2008 06:16 AM |
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Ok, first up we have something special for the audience. We are looking for a guest announcer to call a single match. The 3 vs 3 match. Elvin, Azagal, and MightyMage vs Lexxan and his 2 helpers of his choice. Send your HCM's to Mytical, who will decide the best guest announcer for that single match. Contestants can win (and loose) by pinfall, submission, countout, disqualification, or somebody not answering the 10 count.
Now on to the match. Lets introduce our competitors.
First we have Mvass - Hailing from Megabucks Avenue, in Richman () Virgina.
Our second competitor is TheDeath. Hailing from beyond the grave, he is a force for neither evil or good.
Announcer 1 - Some say that death is unbeatable, unstoppable, and unavoidable. But he has never been in the ring with Mvass.
Announcer 2 - That is right, Mvass is relentless. He sees something, and chomps on it like a bulldog with a bone. This will be Epic.
Round 1 - Well one is wearing full plate and the other is undead, so we are not going to see any high flying in this match. Right now they are in the middle of the ring trading blows. TheDeath has picked up Mvass, he throws him, oh that had to hurt. Mvass is quickly to his feet, well quickly for a guy in full armor, and is back in the ring. Mvass lands a devestating haymaker, and now it is TheDeath's turn outside the ring. Oh there is the bell...on to round 2.
Round 2 - 10. Despite the lack of action the fans are rivited to their seats. Neither side is backing down, and neither side is getting the upper hand. Just bone crushing blow after bone crushing blow. Mvass is showing signs of fatigue, but thedeath, being undead is as fresh as when they come in. Looking bad for Mvass..there is a lariot, and both competitors are outside the ring. The count begins, and it is against the clock. Both competitors are slow to get up. They are trading blows again, the count is at 8..the clock is ticking down. 9...10 .... *buzz* ...the 10 count was reached, but we have to go to the ref. Will he let the match continue because of the buzzer, or will both be counted out.
The fans have went wild, they are NOT happy. Both contestants are counted out, and therefor it is a draw. They wanted a clear cut winner..they are not going to get one tonight.
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Message received.
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted August 11, 2008 01:04 PM |
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Heh, mvass is severely weakened, and each time someone dies, I get strengthened (doesn't matter if he/she is in the other end of the Universe). So I'll soon have my revenge
Plus, I'm too SIRIOUS for him 
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 11, 2008 01:44 PM |
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Quote:
Ok, first up we have something special for the audience. We are looking for a guest announcer to call a single match. The 3 vs 3 match. Elvin, Azagal, and MightyMage vs Lexxan and his 2 helpers of his choice.
Nobody wants to help Lexxan in the next fight?
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 11, 2008 01:47 PM |
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I pick the following to help me: Kookastar and Geny
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 12, 2008 07:54 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 08:06, 12 Aug 2008.
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Before the 3 vs 3 however. We are going to have a Baklava vs Joonasto match. I still am looking for a guest announcer for the 3 vs 3. . Any volunteers?
Lets go down to ringside to welcome our competitors.
First it is Baklava (hereafter called BL)- From the crusty side of the track, he is a bit flaky and a whole lot Crazy.
Next it is Joonasto (Hereafter called J) - From...*a gurgling sound and another voice picks up where the last left off* never mind..um lets just get to the action..Clean up on the announcer ring..guess Joon doesn't want any info on him getting out...
Round 1 - Well this is a lopsided fight as we expected. J is slicing BL up like a christmas turkey. Problem is, doesn't seem to be bothering BL. He just keeps regrowing the sliced off peices. Yuck some gloop to the Eyes. J is stumbling around blind. Now BL is flinging crust all over the place. It's going to be a nightmare for the cleanup crew. There is the bell for round 1.
Round 2 - After cleaning himself up, J is NOT happy. Think he is going to try to end this with his patented Scorpian sword pincher. BL has done something to the ring..it is covered in something resembling goo. J is slipping, and OUCH collides into the Turnbuckle. Wait, he managed to grab BL. He is using the Scorpian Sword Pincher..looks like it is lights out for BL. Why isn't the ref counting? He is calling for the bell...what gives?
The fans are throwing things into the ring, cups of drinks, wadded up paper....chairs!!! He has disqualified J! OMG he has DQ'd J?! Forein Object? The swords? What IS this guy thinking?! Wait..both BL and J are not liking the ruling..they have the poor referee up..they are going to make a wish...OH that HAD to hurt.
BL is calling for another ref, he has the Microphone. "I won't take a cheap win like that. Get another ref in here..we finish this!" The crowd is going wild! Here comes another ref..he is calling for the bell..looks like the bout is back on!
Round 3 - They both come out..well J comes out swinging, BL comes out..glopping. Both are going at it like they are possessed. This referee is being smart and not getting in the middle. They look as if they are trying to kill each other out there. Looks like BL is finally down..the count...J wins, J wins! The crowd is absolutely insane. Wait ... BL is back up..he is coming up behind J..he spins him around..and .. shakes his hand! What a competitor, what a good sport, what a delicious..I mean great person!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 12, 2008 08:28 AM |
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Well, I'm not one to carry a grudge. I only carry minor annoyance to people and I wouldn't be the jerk, I like to think I am, if...
*damn* Excuse me for a moment. Therapy...
I... sometimes... play... now and then... when I'm bored... JRPG's...
*sigh*
Good, it's difficult to simply not quotye yahtzee, you know. Anyways, I want to incinerate our dearly beloved Asheera, making her truly the ash-girl. She annihilated me at the RPG contest and I want vendetta.
Also applying for that job as co-host, since the only thing I earn is a bit of RPG material, nowadays. I have ht rock bottom and that's why I am eager to settle this grudge I silently held.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 12, 2008 08:33 AM |
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Well we have our special announcer for the 3 vs 3 match. As for the contest of you vs Asheera, it is one I might like to see myself.
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Message received.
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 12, 2008 12:43 PM |
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Here you see the reason why it is not wise to post in threads like this. You will always get dragged in when the maker has no more ideas.
Nice one btw. Delicious competitor, lol.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 12, 2008 12:51 PM |
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LOL, great one
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted August 12, 2008 08:33 PM |
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Excellent! Laughed my *** off once again.
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What will happen now?
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