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carcity
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posted August 06, 2013 06:08 PM |
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Right, how many hours before we're supposed to meet should I start staring into her window?
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Vindicator
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posted August 06, 2013 06:38 PM |
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How highly you would rate her out of ten.
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted August 06, 2013 06:41 PM |
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...and underwear
How dreadfully plebeian.
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carcity
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posted August 06, 2013 07:04 PM |
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As we met just over a week ago, I don't know her too well, but for looks, I'd give her a 7 or an 8. Personality-wise, she seems very cool so far, we share a lot of interests and stuff, probably a 7 or 8 there as well, but as I said, I don't know her too well.
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fred79
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posted August 06, 2013 07:06 PM |
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carcity said:
Right, how many hours before we're supposed to meet should I start staring into her window?
you should start peering into her bedroom window as soon as you follow her home, upon meeting her for the first time. women like that, it shows dedication, and a dominant nature not found in lesser predators. you want to show her that you are the "leader of the pack". make sure, when she discovers you, that you lift your shirt(if you wear one, i don't) and undulate your ample abdominal meats. make sure she can see your pubic plumage, so your pants(if you are wearing any, i don't) should be riding low enough to properly display this majestic, but often overlooked, asset of predator courtship.
when you feel she is frightened and/or comfortable enough, the next time you surprise her, make sure to wear a mask. the more grotesque, the better. this time, bring your kitchen knives in your belt(if you aren't wearing pants, again, make sure you at least have the belt). the glint of the kitchen knives in the moonlight will transfix her, much like a diamond ring. she will find herself unable to move. this is when you make YOUR move, breaking through the glass window with your erect genitalia. when she snaps out of it, she will be shrieking with acceptance at this sign of pure male dominance, combined with the sight of your manhood, now jagged and bleeding with glass shards.
when you have wrestled her to the floor, then, defecate onto her face, to mark her as yours. make sure to eat plenty chili and bean burritos for days before, washed down with beer. a strict diet of beer and mexican food is essential, as the feces will better saturate and cling to her shrieking, but delighted, face. she will now accept you as the most dominant male, and you now have your mate, to spawn your little beady-eyed vermin into the world. congratulations! end of lesson 1.
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carcity
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posted August 06, 2013 07:09 PM |
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Fred, man. 
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veco
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who am I?
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posted August 06, 2013 07:20 PM |
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Ah, the window glaring is a sure way to spot a gentleman with dedication. The gentleman wouldn't shove his alpha dominant presence onto his lucky lady right from the start - no, instead he gives her her private space while silently watching over.
BUT!
If you don't know her tastes all that well she may (though highly unlikely) find your concern too old fashioned. Does she care for independence much? That's another thing to watch out but fear not, that's where you become the modern man and compromise by installing surveillance cameras by the windows of every room, and if possible, the bathroom. That's where most home accidents occur and a man never leaves things up to chance.
As for when you should start - the sooner the better! It may take some time for her to adapt to your alpha dominant aura and the first date may not provide enough time so it's crucial that you maximize time spent together.
The second date is a sure success then!
Pro tip: you shouldn't forget to take the rope though
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seraphim
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posted August 06, 2013 09:24 PM |
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Edited by seraphim at 00:32, 07 Aug 2013.
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veco said:
Pro tip: you shouldn't forget to take the rope though
...and a credit card.
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carcity
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posted August 07, 2013 04:01 PM |
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Sooooo, date's off, she and her family are apparently off to out of town this weekend to visit relatives. She did howvere say that we should do something some other time, so if anything, it's merely been postponed.
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Ghost
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posted August 07, 2013 04:31 PM |
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Is hard show to I'm peace? Problem question
Hm I know that the someone next floor spy many years on me. I can't see who's neighbor. What I know rent and one room 
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posted August 08, 2013 12:06 AM |
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meroe
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posted August 08, 2013 12:58 PM |
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For crying out loud City, don't listen to these guys lol They will have you arrested for stalking.
Honestly, the best way for a guy to get the girl is feigning violent indifference.
Treat everything she says with, "yeah, yeah", while you are texting another girl.
Forget her name and call her 'babe', because its easier.
Try the negative compliment a la Wolowitz - e.g. 'for a fat chick, you don't sweat that much'.
Trust me, she will be putty in your hands.
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posted August 08, 2013 02:58 PM |
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Azagal
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posted August 08, 2013 03:26 PM |
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Well I am not one to argue with our local smoldering hot ladyfriend but I think going from "look I'd really like to go on to a date with you" to "yeah whatever babe, you wanna meet? I guess I have time we'll see" is a bit too much of a 180° for you (or anyone) to pull off with much success. Not that meroes approach doesn't totally work, I just think it's best if you do that from the start not halfway through (unless she told you she's not into you and you plan on getting her interested in you, but you seem to already have her interest)
I believe it's safe to assume that she already knows or at least has a strong suspicion you're into her.
My advice would be just keep doing what you're doing and get that date with her once she's back. Apparently she already said yes to the first one so it won't be so difficult to get another one where she can actually come to. So just get the date and see where it goes from there.
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Azagal
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posted August 08, 2013 03:28 PM |
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Tsar-Ivor said:
Don't grope her excessively.
mvassilev said:
Don't say the Holocaust never happened.
Adrius said:
Wear clothes.
See if I had just read more in this thread I would have known that all you needed to know has already been taken care of. Haaahahaaha man these guys just know what's up.
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted August 08, 2013 03:31 PM |
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Edited by Adrius at 15:31, 08 Aug 2013.
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meroe said:
Try the negative compliment a la Wolowitz - e.g. 'for a fat chick, you don't sweat that much.'
You'll just have to consider if going against your morals and being a sexist basterd is worth getting the girl for.
If you have to lower her self-esteem to get her then maybe it's you that is the problem.
Your tip WORKS, but I hate this tactic.
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Azagal
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posted August 08, 2013 04:05 PM |
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Edited by Azagal at 16:14, 08 Aug 2013.
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Also any girl that does not instantly drop you or give you some serious attitude after saying something like that to her is usually not worth pursuing in my very personal opinion. Then again I am total biatch for strong confident women :3.
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Ghost
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Therefore I am
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posted August 08, 2013 04:20 PM |
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Think about free Paradise! Ok, people are good looks etc Isn't problem. Rival what? Is she nerd? Get her in happy end!
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carcity
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posted August 08, 2013 04:24 PM |
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Azagal said:
Well I am not one to argue with our local smoldering hot ladyfriend but I think going from "look I'd really like to go on to a date with you" to "yeah whatever babe, you wanna meet? I guess I have time we'll see" is a bit too much of a 180° for you (or anyone) to pull off with much success. Not that meroes approach doesn't totally work, I just think it's best if you do that from the start not halfway through (unless she told you she's not into you and you plan on getting her interested in you, but you seem to already have her interest)
I believe it's safe to assume that she already knows or at least has a strong suspicion you're into her.
My advice would be just keep doing what you're doing and get that date with her once she's back. Apparently she already said yes to the first one so it won't be so difficult to get another one where she can actually come to. So just get the date and see where it goes from there.
This. Not that I dislike your advice Meroe, but the approach I've had up until now seems to have worked, and I'm gonna stick with it for a while. We talked today, and we've arranged to do something two weeks from now, as it's the first time both of us will be available, no specific date's been set, but we're both open to the idea of meeting up then, so yeah, second-first date more or less planned. 
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fred79
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posted August 08, 2013 06:49 PM |
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@ meroe: carcity started the stalking thing(i think). i was just helping him to fine-tune it.
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