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veco
veco


Legendary Hero
who am I?
posted August 08, 2013 07:36 PM

That's right meroe, we're all being supportive here, why can't you?
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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
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posted August 08, 2013 08:31 PM

I think her post was a joke that flew over your heads.
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fred79
fred79


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posted August 08, 2013 08:46 PM

mvassilev said:
I think her post was a joke that flew over your heads.


yeah? and you're delusional.

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veco
veco


Legendary Hero
who am I?
posted August 08, 2013 09:49 PM

@mvass

you're one to talk
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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted August 08, 2013 11:38 PM

Gosh you guys know how to obliterate a joke.

City I was joking.  I'm sure you do just fine with the young lady.  Just make sure that on your first introduction to her parents, you don't ask them if their daughter is allergic to condoms.
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Adrius
Adrius


Honorable
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Stand and fight!
posted August 09, 2013 12:03 AM

The fact that we all took that seriously is a good testament to how ****ed up the world is.

You could've pulled all of that from some best-selling negging hook-up book.
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carcity
carcity


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Blind Sage
posted August 09, 2013 03:54 PM

Thanks, Meroe. Sorry for ruining your joke, my lowly mind couldn't read the sarcasm in your post. So far things are looking good, we'll see after we've actually had our date, though.
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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted August 09, 2013 10:57 PM

It wasn't sarcasm, it was irony dammit!!!!

However, good luck.  Just be yourself and stop panicking.  I promise you won't be immediately disembowelled if things go wrong.

(That happens if you embarrass her in public).
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 09, 2013 11:27 PM

You can't expect people without experience to get all the irony Meroe.
But don't worry, some of us had good laughs thanks to you.
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seraphim
seraphim


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posted August 10, 2013 01:30 PM
Edited by seraphim at 14:12, 10 Aug 2013.

carcity said:
Sooooo, date's off, she and her family are apparently off to out of town this weekend to visit relatives. She did howvere say that we should do something some other time, so if anything, it's merely been postponed.


That's a bad sign. That means that her family is more important to her than you. I call that a bad omen.
Tell her to kill her family or you will leave her.
If not, then you know that she loves her family more than you and you have serious competition.

Send her a message that you know where she lives and that her family is next in the line.
Wear a Scream Killer mask and meet her at her home. If she screams, she is happy to see you and you should not be afraid to hug her at that moment.
If her daddy comes around, knock him out.
If her mom comes around, tell her that you got rid of her husband. She will be very happy at that moment...then knock her out.

Once your potential GF wakes up(She got knocked out because of your magnificent body), she will fall in love with you because she will think that her family is dead.

Also,she probably will be secretly planning to murder you after that event and take your insurance money. Tell her you know her plans and that she is fat. She will instantly feel regret and rethink what she said.

You can never be too sure, women these days are angry tentacled radioactive rattlesnakes.

If any blue taxi or black-white taxi comes around, show them that you are a nice fella and hug them.
Taxi people are very demanding. IF they go on and want to force you into their car, you should not comply. Tell them that you are emotional and they will understand.

You can easily try this out because this has been tested and its 120% effective.
-Your online internet Date advisors.

Never forget, a diamond is a women's best friend.

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veco
veco


Legendary Hero
who am I?
posted August 10, 2013 02:32 PM
Edited by veco at 00:31, 13 Aug 2013.

We should be charging for this.
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted August 10, 2013 02:42 PM

When in marriage You don't need meet your parents as usual Christmas ie. your and his/her parents are along or nothing - Had been fun event, my mother's bro had (ex-)GF, she don't want us, because we are a lot of people. She can't survive! Another what? My ex-GF always be meet parents etc She don't want come us Her family was more important so her father started take decision things. Now you know thing is

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted August 10, 2013 04:17 PM

seraphim said:

Never forget, a diamond is a women's best friend.


Women have several best friends actually.  Yes, one of those is diamonds.  Then there are credit cards, shoes and purses.

Any one of those four should guarantee you some sort of attention.













And for those of you who aren't Joonas .....yes, that was irony again.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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veco
veco


Legendary Hero
who am I?
posted August 10, 2013 04:24 PM

meroe said:

And for those of you who aren't Joonas .....yes, that was irony again.

Whew, that was a close one
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted August 10, 2013 04:28 PM

That's sarcasm, not irony.
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veco
veco


Legendary Hero
who am I?
posted August 10, 2013 04:34 PM

Why must you make life harder for me
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted August 10, 2013 04:42 PM

Diamond? On Russia.. When wife have a job, you must still give a bill her! She buy clothing You can't give triumph underwear her. She took your money and use money with her friend Tell me if isn't true thing

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seraphim
seraphim


Supreme Hero
Knowledge Reaper
posted August 10, 2013 10:04 PM

meroe said:
seraphim said:

And for those of you who aren't Joonas .....yes, that was irony again.

A woman that is sarcastic?

I want your babies!

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted August 11, 2013 12:20 PM

seraphim said:
meroe said:
seraphim said:

And for those of you who aren't Joonas .....yes, that was irony again.

A woman that is sarcastic?

I want your babies!



I've read somewhere that certain insects procreate by Traumatic Insemination.  As I have no intentions of being impregnated myself, and seeing as you offered - I will go and get a pick axe and a roasting baster.

Prepare yourself - this might smart a bit.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Adrius
Adrius


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
posted August 12, 2013 10:18 PM

Dem butterflies.

Why are you moving so much in my insides.

STAHP.
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