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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted May 09, 2003 10:40 PM |
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no no no
Bad Snowy. How many times do i have to tell you : Only the Gootch!
grabs Snowy in his neck and goes over to the counter
I need a new leash...one that doesn't break.
One suggestion..I heard the Troglodyte stew is better..tastes like chicken 
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 09, 2003 11:19 PM |
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Uh...Oh yeah. Leash.
Here you are. So hey, what's up with the Gootch and Peacemaker?
About the Troglodyte Stew, I can't make that having a pet Troglodyte and all.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 09, 2003 11:30 PM |
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Edited By: Romana on 9 May 2003
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wow.. That sure is a pretty leash
And forget what I said about the trog stew then *smile*
The Gootch and peacemaker? I dunno..i think they found eachother 
heheh
edit: oh gosh I almost forgot to pay
How much do I owe?
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MightyMage
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posted May 09, 2003 11:37 PM |
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huh? oh...how much do you owe? Ehh, how about 5 silver?
Now you say they 'found each other'? Then why would she IM me asking for help?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 09, 2003 11:50 PM |
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<Blows another puff of smoke out over the curtain>
Nevermind, Might Mage, it's cool man, it's cool....
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 09, 2003 11:56 PM |
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Hey! Is that by any chance a peace pipe?
OHhhh I always wanted to try that!!
throws 6 silver to Mighty Mage and runs over to Peacemaker dragging Snowy along
Keep the change!
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 09, 2003 11:57 PM |
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<Peacemaker, hearing a woman's voice out on the Shop floor, quickly gets up and finishes dressing. She comes out to see who the woman is, hoping the flush to her cheeks (and the marks around her neck) are not TOOO apparent, and meets Romana nearly on the other side of the curtain...>
...Hello, ah, no, those things are only used for ceremonial purposes where I come from...I was just -- ah, well...
<Peacemaker scrambles about desperately trying to change the subject...>
Say, nice looking polar bear you have there!!! What's his name? Or it is a "he?"
Oh, and, allow me to introduce myself. I am Peacemaker. I am new to these parts -- just arrived during the winter months this last year...at your service ma'am.
<Peacemaker drops her head in service>
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MightyMage
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posted May 10, 2003 12:05 AM |
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I don't think I even want to know what you two were doing back there. If Conn decides to come back, lets just keep it between us. He'd probably kill me otherwise. So Gootch, are you and the lovely girl there getting hitched now?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 10, 2003 12:57 AM |
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Uh, the Gootch just left rather hurriedly out the back...we were just..well, getting something straight between us, uh...
<Again sheepishly, desperately searching for another subject>
Say, you said fifty silver??? I've got this bag of quarters here... Let's see...
<Peacemaker frantically dumps the coin onto the counter and glances up at MightMage in a gesture seeking his help to count it in an attempted settlement of the bill...>
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MightyMage
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posted May 10, 2003 06:49 PM |
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Oh just go. I'll take care of it.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 11, 2003 03:16 AM |
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*******Say, Gootch ---
(Don't have a RACK????)
(Whaddaya mean, DON"T HAVE A RACK???)
I'd say you definitely need an eye test buddie.
This is a very cool eye test but you MUST follow this instruction. You MUST LOOK AT THE MIDDLE OF THE CIRCULAR SHAPE IN THE MIDDLE FOR THE FULL TWENTY SECONDS and then look at a blank white surface.
You simply will not believe what happens.
http://home.mn.rr.com/t1camp1/Focus.swf
HA! No rack! ********
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MightyMage
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posted May 11, 2003 03:37 AM |
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In a very 'blantent' way, I believe you were telling Gootch to kiss your a$$.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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SirDunco
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Supreme Hero
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posted May 11, 2003 09:04 AM |
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*Sir Dunco who has been asleep through the "visit" of the Gootch now wakes up*
What has happened here? What was all that noise about?
Anyways the stew was excelent MM.
*turns to Peacemaker*
I don't think i've had the pleasure to meet you before, unless you were up in the parts of the Green Forest before.
*turns back to MM*
My cloak? My cloak...how DID i get it?...hmmm...ahhh! Now i remember! Once when I was wiht my friend in the Mountains up north and we were on our way back the night met us early. It wasn't far from here actualy, about 3 miles to the north, we found an empty log cabin and we wanthed to spend the night there. Naturally I wanted to cover myslef woth something so I oppend an old chest that was there. And inside I found this cloak and i was surprised to find it very warm and confortable...why is it that you ask?
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MightyMage
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posted May 12, 2003 10:47 PM |
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What Sir Dunco said:
Quote:
My cloak? My cloak...how DID i get it?...hmmm...ahhh! Now i remember! Once when I was wiht my friend in the Mountains up north and we were on our way back the night met us early. It wasn't far from here actualy, about 3 miles to the north, we found an empty log cabin and we wanthed to spend the night there. Naturally I wanted to cover myslef woth something so I oppend an old chest that was there. And inside I found this cloak and i was surprised to find it very warm and confortable...why is it that you ask?
What Mighty Mage heard:
My cloak? My cloak...how DID i get it?...hmmm...ahhh! Now i remember...blah blah, blah, yakity yak yak. ho hum didly dum...blah...3 miles (*hmmm that's far*)...blah blah blah...yakity blah do da...log cabin...(*mmmmm log cabin. Makes me think of...um...logs...*)...blah blah blah...yakity yak yak
BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAH... why is it that you ask?
Huh? Ask? Ask what? About your cloak? I didn't. I was talking to Peacemaker. You talk to much. I'm buying you a drink so you'll shut up.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 12, 2003 11:01 PM |
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MightyMage! I need some thowing clubs real big ones, don't ask what they're for just do you have them?!?!?!
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MightyMage
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posted May 12, 2003 11:17 PM |
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Hmmmmm, Normally I don't check Titans but because of the recent war which I'm happy is over, I was asked to follow this new procedure. So I'll need some id and your clubbing licence.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 14, 2003 09:39 PM |
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LOL 
Good post up there MightMage. Well done. Thanks for straightening out Sir Dunco on the cape point. Innnocent mistake.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted May 14, 2003 11:48 PM |
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I need 5 powder kegs, 50 sticks of dynamite, 2L of nitro-glycerin, 500g of Refined Gunpowder, a fuse, a plunger and a case of beer. No questions asked.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted May 16, 2003 06:27 PM |
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To Lord Titan: Hmmm, this is expired. Your going to have to get it renewed if you want your clubs.
To saurman: Uhhhh, right no questions asked. Unfortionatly I'm a little short of gun powder and Nitro glycerin. And you'll need a licence of destruction for the dynimite.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 17, 2003 12:03 AM |
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LordTitan begins whimpering.
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