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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted September 21, 2003 10:00 PM |
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Edited By: Conn on 21 Sep 2003
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Returning after a long absence
Conn comes up the hill, whistling a tune, carrying a big bag on his shoulder and a really small bottle in his hand. He sips from the bottle from time to time, and it soon becomes obvious that the bottle never empties.
As he aproaches the pile of artifacts, he suddenly stops and drops the bottle as his eyes widen at the site.
"Hmm....this is odd" he thinks to himself "i remember a my shop was just on this hill...yes, there's the plce we had the bbq...the ground is still charred...Something's going wrong...Let's see..."
He goes to the nearest elf standing guard and kicks hiom up a tree.
"Now, do i get an explanation why my shop ain't here anymore, or do i have to get everybody up a damned tree?"
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 Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted September 21, 2003 10:10 PM |
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...before the Elf can answer...
- Conn! I can't believe you are back old friend! ...now, if you would be so kind as to leave my Ranger alone, come sit here and let me answer your questions...
...Conns, picks his bottle up and sits by the table with the blueprints as Lith prompts him to take a look...
- I had to bring down the old shop, lad but I assure you, it was for a good reason and we are already working on the rebuilt... these are the blueprints for it... of course i called in a few favors and some desert dwellers will come to aid us
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted September 21, 2003 10:23 PM |
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sits down, takes a long sip from the bottle. after a few minutes he puts the bottle down and looks at the plans
"well...errr......errrr......yeah.....WHY IS MY SHOP DESTROYED?....yeah....*hick*..the plans look good....too small though...i got some arties from my last trip...blasted goblins were raising dragons...gotr some nice armours from them...hehe....." his head falls down on the table
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Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 23, 2003 04:52 PM |
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Conn? CONN! Whatsup? How have you been? I've been taking real good care of the place just like you told me. Well...until we knocked it down anyway. We're gonna re-build it all nice and new though. You just wait and see.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 24, 2003 08:45 AM |
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Hey MM. I am a trained Architect. I could check out those plans and look for any design flaws and add some ideas if needed. Wat u think?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 24, 2003 05:01 PM |
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You have take that up with Lith. He's in charge of the blueprints. Besides, elves are usually flawless with their building.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 26, 2003 01:01 PM |
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Well what do you say Lith. I know your elves are "Flawless" in their work but they may need a little help once things get started.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted September 27, 2003 02:43 AM |
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...taking notes on the blueprints...
...Lith looks at Dragon Slayer and then back at his notes...
- nobody is flawless, but your help, though appreciated, won't be needed... I have a number of desert dwellers and the Captain of the Shadow Hunters aiding me in the designs, not to mention Conn himself...
...gets back to the blueprints, whispering...
- a few more days now..
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted September 27, 2003 02:59 PM |
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sack of magic beans heheeee
no really i would like a mm...a...sharpshootersbow
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted October 07, 2003 11:47 AM |
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Well ok Lith. Give me a buzz when the shop re-opens.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted October 14, 2003 06:30 AM |
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Who will ransack the shop and run away now??
Hurry hurry they will notice sooon! Someone cast magics, and the rest of us loot and tie everyone up!
Graps a chest ful of magical charms and such, new powers surge as I equip them..
your all dust if you opse me!!
Casts teleport, when I arive on a beach coast, I run away from the shop and summon 2 Gargantuas and pray to my god
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What are you up to
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted October 20, 2003 06:24 PM |
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Your god is ticked that you stole the treasures he hid away so no one would see them because they will enleash a power that will destroy the earth if carried for 30 minutes and he blasts you back to the shop, without the charms.
As to rebuilding the shop, I'm a mage. Can I help? Y'know, speed up yer workers or something?
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Knowledge is power...
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted October 22, 2003 08:07 PM |
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No need Vadskye. That's what I'm here for. If you want a job though, we're hireing at the Royal Order of Supreme Magi. Feel free to stop in.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted October 23, 2003 05:47 AM |
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ok its been 30 minutes so I have disproved your god revelation.
I will not reveal my location now, consider me off with the goods.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted October 23, 2003 12:45 PM |
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*zapp, and there's a weird dingy thing in Lith's hands, showing Celfious's location*
Enjoy your thief hunt 
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted October 23, 2003 09:45 PM |
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Ow, my head! This never-emptying bottle i got sure comes in handy....now, as for the shop...it seems to be going ok, assuming it'll ever be built again(a fact which, in my experience with the elves will take a loooong time....) so i'll just leave it in the administration of Lith, MM and Sir-Dunco...it would appear that during my latest travels i got captured and made a scalve in a strange society...who call their slaves employees...yuck!
*head falls down on the table again*
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Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted October 25, 2003 05:30 PM |
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Quote:
Enjoy your thief hunt
WHAT WHAT WHAAAAT!!!
how can anyone in their right mind enjoy hunting a near extinct,noble,selfrespecting class of ppl?
but just remember!
if ur hunting one thief...the others don't give a damn!
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted October 26, 2003 12:57 PM |
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Quote:
ok its been 30 minutes so I have disproved your god revelation.
I will not reveal my location now, consider me off with the goods.
Read my post again. It said your god blasted you back without the charms! Ha!
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Knowledge is power...
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted October 27, 2003 06:23 AM |
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Having watched the entire destruction and rebuilding process of the shop silently from the shadows, Shadowcaster was interested to see how the new shop would turn out once it was completed.
He had never visited the old shop, but had heard rumors from all over of the shop's rare and varied stock. When he finally had gotten around to there, the shop was just about to be destroyed. He vowed to be the first in this new shop, no matter how long he had to wait. So he waited.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 05, 2003 08:47 PM |
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That's right. We are now Oficially open. The shop has been re-built and a grand opening cerimony will be held tomorrow. Please stop on by for great savings and one hell of a party.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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