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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 05, 2003 11:26 PM |
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Here have back the stuff i took last month..
dont read this:
(there is no designated controler of the gods.. Who dosnt take his own personal interest into these matters. So I dont belive in your gods sorry)
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What are you up to
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 05, 2003 11:27 PM |
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*a huge undead Dwarf enters with a big bag*
Mighty Mage, you know about magic stuff, right? Give me an Endless Bag of Peanuts!
*pours lots of copper coins out of the bag onto the counter*
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 07, 2003 12:55 AM |
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Welcome my lord. Since you are the first customer you will recieve 10% off on your purchace today. However, in case you were unaware, Conn's shop does not specilize in magic. Anything like that would have to be specially ordered or purchased at the Royal Order of Supreme Magi.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted November 07, 2003 02:06 AM |
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*A midget elf walks into the store and looks around*
"such high places u people build these selfs? is there a section 4 midget elfs and some items i could buy?
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted November 07, 2003 03:10 AM |
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Having dozed off for what he thought would only be a five minute nap, Shadowcaster soon figured out that it had turned out to be a much longer rest. Shadowcaster gazed wearily down the hill and, seeing the bright neon sign, began to run down the hill torward the newly opened shop.
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>_>
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 07, 2003 04:16 AM |
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted November 07, 2003 09:54 PM |
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I would like to buy Armageddon's Blade and a spell to make everyone nice to me. And a wand of hypnosis.
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Knowledge is power...
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted November 07, 2003 11:28 PM |
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Arriving at the shop, Shadowcaster watched the customers ordering high priced artifacts and wondering where they had gotten the funds for their extreme purchases. This was no RPG. Oh well, he thought, as he realized he had no money at all. Sneaking around in the shadows was not very profitable, it seemed. He sulked outside and held up a makeshift sign. It read:
"Job Wanted"
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>_>
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 08, 2003 10:32 PM |
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*Looking outside the shop window, Mighty Mage notices a shadowy figure standing near the bottom of the hill. At first thought, Mighty Mage thinks of having Lord Woock use his Shadow-B-Gone which was bought at this very shop. Looking again he notices the sign held by the shadow.*
A job huh...Well, I supose I could use a new stable boy at the tower. Unless he's any good at magic in which case he could apply for a supreme magi job. Then again, Lith may want some help cleaning up the shop at night (may God have mercy on the guy who gets stuck with that job). Of course, there's always the Shadow-B-Gone...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 08, 2003 11:56 PM |
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Wasn't it called Shade B'Gone?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted November 09, 2003 12:32 AM |
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Is the party over?
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 18, 2003 10:53 PM |
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I want a sword that eats souls and can be used on several people at once and the Mod Shield of Light.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 18, 2003 11:27 PM |
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What? Everyone knows that the Mod Shield of Light doesn't exist! What world do you live in, dude?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 19, 2003 03:27 AM |
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted November 19, 2003 03:30 AM |
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The Mod Shield of Light cannot be created. It was made once and only once.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 30, 2003 03:00 AM |
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Fine, but why won't someody show me a soul-eating sword?
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Eccentric Opinion
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted December 01, 2003 08:56 AM |
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Maybe because there isnt one. Any way MM now that the shop is re-opened i was wondering if you could find me some powerful armour. One that could witstand magic and physical attacks.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 03, 2003 10:09 PM |
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*Woockardo the huge undead Dwarf enters and walks over to the counter*
How much for five top quality mining axes?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 03, 2003 10:15 PM |
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Hey, I have an idea. How about you give me lodgings in the shop, and I may help you with some of your buisness. 75% of what I get goes to you. I'll prove how good it is right now. I can sell you five digging axes. Which would you like, lava-controlling or demolition. They both cost 500 gold, and if you by items up to 1000, you get this helmet, which is unbreakable, shock-absorbing, and can cure any headache.
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Eccentric Opinion
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted December 03, 2003 11:27 PM |
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*From the back comes a shiney magic clone resembleing Mighty Mage*
Hello my guests, the master of the shop is not in now. He has left on a journey and may be gone for some time. However, I will help you in whatever way possible.
Woockardo, we have plenty of mining axes but most are too small for you. Please fill out this order form of what you want and We will have it built.
Mvassilevv...or whatever, we do not take kindly to stangers that cause trouble but It is my duty to help. Although we no longer serve lodging, there is an inn not to far from here. Please feel free to pay them a visit.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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