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bixie
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posted June 05, 2009 09:44 PM |
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invincibilty... loop hole in that...
it doesn't say you don't feel the pain that is being inflected on you, just that it won't wound you
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TheDeath
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posted June 05, 2009 09:58 PM |
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The ability to go so fast that your internals become gaseous and instantly die once you realized you could actually go mach 6
"going fast" is a relative concept, because we're already moving really fast (if you take the expansion of the Universe + Earth's rotation for example). It isn't the speed, but the acceleration, that hurts.
Why do people have such difficulties with this?
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invincibilty... loop hole in that...
it doesn't say you don't feel the pain that is being inflected on you, just that it won't wound you
Trust me, after a lot of pain you will learn/adapt to ignore it.
What about having immortality but being buried alive? 
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B-E-T-A
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posted June 05, 2009 10:17 PM |
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The ability to live forever while aging...seriously, I would hate living forever alone, with no other friends...and in the end looking like a skeleton...
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted June 05, 2009 10:24 PM |
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I want the superpower to randomly interject in a light-hearted thread talking about what the worst superpower would be with high school-level physics jargon in an attempt to boost my ego.
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TheDeath
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posted June 05, 2009 10:26 PM |
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The ability to live forever while aging...seriously, I would hate living forever alone, with no other friends...and in the end looking like a skeleton...
Can you give me that power?
Worst superpower = to be normal
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Galev
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Galiv :D
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posted June 05, 2009 10:49 PM |
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The ability to live forever while aging...seriously, I would hate living forever alone, with no other friends...and in the end looking like a skeleton...
Ever read Swift's Gulliver?
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del_diablo
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Manifest
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posted June 05, 2009 10:49 PM |
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The ability to give of a minor noise, small and constant with 20 meters range of being able to be heard. Sure, the wielder of the power will get used too it............ But what about everybody else? *random mob* Spokesman: "KILL THE SOUND GUY!!! RAWR!1!"
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 05, 2009 10:52 PM |
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Jesus has the worst superpower
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Galev
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Galiv :D
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posted June 05, 2009 10:55 PM |
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Being able to resist spamming. All the time.
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Kareeah_Indaga
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posted June 05, 2009 11:10 PM |
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Being able to literally turn you thumb green.
Being able to will anyone to get uncontrollable hiccups. Actually I take that back--that would be hilarious. (You could prank everyone from newspeople to world leaders, just wait for a live broadcast and let the fun begin...  )
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Mamgaeater
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Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted June 06, 2009 12:14 AM |
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Invunerability.
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dota
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DagothGares
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posted June 06, 2009 02:04 AM |
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Death, you know what I meant...
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xerdux
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posted June 06, 2009 02:18 AM |
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Edited by xerdux at 02:20, 06 Jun 2009.
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The ability to summon 15yo sweet and willing girls.
EWWWWW!!!!!! And you are supposed to be 21 years old! Eww.
But that girl in X-Men that kills people she touches... must be horrible.
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted June 06, 2009 03:08 AM |
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"going fast" is a relative concept, because we're already moving really fast (if you take the expansion of the Universe + Earth's rotation for example). It isn't the speed, but the acceleration, that hurts.
Why do people have such difficulties with this?
Thing is, TheDeath, this thread is NOT serious. You only have to read the thread opening post to realise this. That post you quoted wasn't really serious as well. Why do you have such difficulties realising this?
I did like your crap superpower though, being immortal but being buried alive lol.
A really crap superpower I can think of would be killing anything you touch. Evil people would like it but good wouldn't. lol
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted June 06, 2009 06:13 AM |
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Immortality but unable to move or speak (no mind powers either).
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Doomforge
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posted June 06, 2009 10:15 AM |
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EWWWWW!!!!!! And you are supposed to be 21 years old! Eww.
Technically 22 (in three months.)
And? 
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Elvin
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posted June 06, 2009 10:29 AM |
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Xerox, Doomforge is thinking of you right now 
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Doomforge
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posted June 06, 2009 10:50 AM |
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Oh God please no 
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted June 06, 2009 12:45 PM |
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the ability to turn everythng you touch into gold, GREEK MYTHOLOGY BABY, YEAH!
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Doomforge
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posted June 06, 2009 12:51 PM |
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Gold is at least valuable. Think how bad it would be if Midas turned everything into mud
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