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Vlaad
Admirable
Legendary Hero
ghost of the past
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posted March 23, 2011 04:31 PM |
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Now that he's included me, you could give him a QP too.
Oh. I like my team. It's a good team.
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted March 23, 2011 04:37 PM |
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It's a good team.
No it's a neutral team. Beside, none of you would even be able to decide if you were to take a piss for at least an hour, I'm pretty confident that you've been writing this reply ever since liz posted this thread.
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted March 23, 2011 04:55 PM |
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Hey! Look! It's in the Tavern!
Free booze for everyone!
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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evinin
Supreme Hero
Servant of Asha
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posted March 23, 2011 06:54 PM |
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I haven't seen this thread till now. I'm an evil Rogue? Why so?
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted March 23, 2011 07:12 PM |
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You abandon dragons? (jk  )
Anyways, I'm still not seeing any QP. Give it to him! 
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted March 23, 2011 07:14 PM |
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Preferably from behind.
YEAH evinin!! We have seen your acts of cruelty towards those sweet innocent youngling draogns! Don't think we'll let you go unpunished!
So umm, do you prefer to be the sadist or the masochist?
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evinin
Supreme Hero
Servant of Asha
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posted March 23, 2011 07:16 PM |
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I don't abandon dragons, I hate abandoning... If I'm a Rogue does that mean that I can attack Jaba and Oh in a dark street, take their money and kill them with a garden shovel? Anyway, I've never actually played D&D, it's not common in my country.
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted March 23, 2011 07:20 PM |
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What dark?
Anyhow, I'm the most powerful one here, I only let you violate me, because it turns me you on, quite a bit!
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evinin
Supreme Hero
Servant of Asha
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posted March 23, 2011 07:22 PM |
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Anyhow, I'm the most powerful one here, I only let you violate me, because it turns me you on, quite a bit!
You are the what?
Anyhow... I'm violating you? It's revenge time you know.
Nice thread btw, quite funny.
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted March 23, 2011 07:25 PM |
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 This is on page 9! Why do I ever get to this kinda pages when I make threads about how much sex with woman sucks, because they make fart sounds with their vaginas during sex?
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evinin
Supreme Hero
Servant of Asha
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posted March 23, 2011 07:36 PM |
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This is on page 9! Why do I ever get to this kinda pages when I make threads about how much sex with woman sucks, because they make fart sounds with their vaginas during sex?
Oh, seriously, you'll get yourself a penalty one day. Stop posting things like this, it's just wrong.
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted March 23, 2011 07:38 PM |
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I know I probably will. I've come to terms with it though!
So far, my actions have been: Declaring Elodin my diety. Made Mighty Mage my role model. Ate Jabanoss food. I think I'll now decide that this guy was my mentor:
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#104383 +(14263)- [X]
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me snow, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted March 26, 2011 03:41 PM |
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Ok Lexxan, you'll be proud to know that you're now part of a team. (Sorry Team Balance, but you were overpowered).
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Corribus
Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
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posted March 26, 2011 03:47 PM |
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As team leader, I doth protest.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 26, 2011 03:50 PM |
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I approve of being a Gnome and CN, but fighter? Not my forte, pal.
(Thief/Cleric of Pandora is more fitting ^_^)
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted March 26, 2011 03:52 PM |
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You have a forte?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 26, 2011 03:54 PM |
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Errr... errr.. That is not the *point!* It doesn't fit me 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted March 26, 2011 03:57 PM |
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Chaotic neutral gnome fighter is totally you. 20ft base speed, small weapons, -2 strength, +1 when casting illusion spells (which you don't have), +4 bonus to alchemy (which you don't have)... it all comes together perfectly.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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1910
Known Hero
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posted March 30, 2011 09:34 AM |
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Have only just seen this. I would have thought, given my past, that you would put me on the Destructive list. Guess it's good that I'm perhaps considered neutral now.
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Arcax
Promising
Famous Hero
Its quite hot inside...
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posted March 31, 2011 08:47 AM |
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Whoa someone did such a thing and I havent even noticed ? God of dwarfs yummy (too bad that he was kicked so fast from Duel Tourney *cross* ) Cool work BlueCone !
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