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Oddball13579
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Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 06, 2019 09:30 PM |
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Somehow we have swayed from Neruas's romantic exploits to politics and trade. And as someone who knows nothing about either of those two subjects I am just sitting here on the sidelines with MJ.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted May 07, 2019 01:42 AM |
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The lash grown torn against it's initial clock with couragous outrageous behaves.
Like karate chop toilet seat 7-8 years ago. And dexterius rollerblade minus flames.
How can someone so ept to stand be so lost but for all is mercy and hope I ...
Anyways
I will take works to a college.
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What are you up to
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 10, 2019 04:27 AM |
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The distinct and void like silence that Neraus has left us in leads me to believe in two viable outcomes.
Either his stalker has caught up with him and has kidnapped him, which in that case RIP.
Or, the dominatrix has captured him and has him under lock and leather, literally  , and he is no longer available.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 10, 2019 08:07 PM |
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He's going to take Jerusalem.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted May 10, 2019 08:46 PM |
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That's why thread lives and dies.. Many good and poor threads go to hell by Corribus. Corribus loves destroyed the thread. Now he is lazy, you can posting too many post. But 20 posts per day. Ok we tell you. VW threads never keep in HC. Good poster tortures Corribus, because thread doesn't sleep yet. Yeah unused 1 month goes to hell.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 11, 2019 12:51 AM |
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NoobX said:
He's going to take Jerusalem.
Can't we just leave Jerusalem alone guys? It's exchanged hands more times than a single that gets slipped into a hooker's panties.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 12, 2019 12:22 AM |
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Hierosolyma belongs to the rightful hands of the Roman Catholic Church under the protection of the Roman Empire, no other nation or sect may lay hands on her nor have the right to claim her, as the holiest of the holiest cities has been inherited through the patronage of the apostles who were given the city through the Holy Blood of the Lord.
Failure to understand this basic fact is grounds for being aspersed with salt and burned alive.
Also, no updates, I had a lazy week, I mostly stayed at home enjoying these sudden summer days.
Though somebody offered me an icecream through a bartender yesterday, fun stuff, and I involuntarily flexed in front of a random girl today (I bought a bit too many things at the supermarket, so my arm got tired.)
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 12, 2019 03:58 AM |
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Neraus said:
I involuntarily flexed in front of a random girl today (I bought a bit too many things at the supermarket, so my arm got tired.)
"Involuntarily" he says. Pffft. We all know that men never show off strength 'involuntarily'. Everything is a competition or a contest. Men always turn things into a **** measuring contest. Regardless of what you think, you were unconsciously showing off. The male ego is a wonderful and incredibly fragile thing I've found.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Galatea
Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
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posted May 12, 2019 04:02 AM |
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Just buy them coffee in the evening and you are good to go!
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 12, 2019 04:49 PM |
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Jerusalem belongs to the Incas.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 12, 2019 08:22 PM |
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What a delightful twist.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 13, 2019 07:05 AM |
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Oddball13579 said:
The male ego is a wonderful and incredibly fragile thing I've found.
You spotted a male ego and picked it up? Put it back, it can get you in trouble!!
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted May 13, 2019 08:14 AM |
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Male ego is terribly easy to counter:
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 13, 2019 11:01 AM |
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Edited by Neraus at 11:02, 13 May 2019.
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Of course it is, the male super ego and Es are stronger, hence why the man can be far too disciplined or a feral beast. Unlike women, who oscillate between super ego and es without qualms due to their stronger ego, thus appearing as bipolar beings.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 13, 2019 05:34 PM |
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Elvin said:
Oddball13579 said:
The male ego is a wonderful and incredibly fragile thing I've found.
You spotted a male ego and picked it up? Put it back, it can get you in trouble!!
I dropped it and it broke  whoops.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted May 13, 2019 09:25 PM |
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NoobX said:
Jerusalem belongs to the Incas.
The Holy city has been in the possession of the merchants' guild for quite some time.
The Count
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 14, 2019 12:17 AM |
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Let's get back on track.
I gave my number to drawing girl (in a piece of paper, in true old fashion), I made the mistake of not making sure she messaged me.
Hoooooowever, we're in a shared group and now her profile picture is being shown now (she should have the privacy setting to not show it to those she didn't add, as I previously couldn't see her pic), so, 95% chance that despite my clumsiness she saved my number. So... Half success.
She's also returning to smile at me.
Also, Hitter failed her exam, so I'm scheduled now to wednesday to help her drink her woes away, as if it's a good way to solve things but I digress.
Childhood friend is getting better, she's still all bandaged up but she's recovering.
Shy girl got flowers by some guy today, btw, she rejected him, but still, people apparently still give flowers today.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 14, 2019 01:02 AM |
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Quote:
Also, Hitter failed her exam, so I'm scheduled now to wednesday to help her drink her woes away, as if it's a good way to solve things but I digress.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 14, 2019 01:05 AM |
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Neraus said:
Let's get back on track.
My favourite program is back on!
Everyone in this thread when Neraus starts comment again:
Neraus said:
Shy girl got flowers by some guy today, btw, she rejected him, but still, people apparently still give flowers today.
You're joking right?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 14, 2019 01:33 AM |
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@Noobie
Sir, do you imply I would take advantage of a depressed drunken lady? Shame on you, it's already shameful that I shall let her indulge in such an unlady like behaviour, I won't sully my honour any further.
@Oddball
Pretty serious, well, we weren't when discussing the issue, some friends said to burn the flowers, others said to stick these flowers inside that guy's arse and then burn them, while I innocently suggested to return those flowers to mother nature.
But anyway, tomorrow we'll... Dunno, maybe I'll calmly tell this gal something? I forgot to "ask" her when she's free, so the whole thing kind of stops making sense.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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