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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted January 23, 2020 02:15 PM

Hi DD! Do you know a lot about the Bible? Do you read or surf the web?

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted January 23, 2020 02:43 PM

Ghost said:
Hi DD! Do you know a lot about the Bible? Do you read or surf the web?


Yes, I do. And I read it in both physical and online form.
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted January 23, 2020 05:52 PM

@DD


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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted January 23, 2020 05:53 PM

Ghost said:
@DD




Amen to that.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 23, 2020 07:30 PM

This thread aged like fine wine, I must say.  Best thread of 2019, hands down.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted January 24, 2020 10:12 PM

NoobX said:
You either die a good forum, or live long enough to see yourself turned into /b.



imagine thinking /b/ is the bottom of a forum.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 24, 2020 11:27 PM

NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
Well I hope y’all like some juicy stories cause boy do I have some


We're waiting, Oddy.
Oh well... uh... what did you want to hear?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 25, 2020 01:20 AM

Kipshasz said:
NoobX said:
You either die a good forum, or live long enough to see yourself turned into /b.



imagine thinking /b/ is the bottom of a forum.


Is it not?  Can it get any worse than it is now?


@Oddy, give me something juicy!!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted January 25, 2020 06:41 PM

NoobX said:
Kipshasz said:
NoobX said:
You either die a good forum, or live long enough to see yourself turned into /b.



imagine thinking /b/ is the bottom of a forum.


Is it not?  Can it get any worse than it is now?


@Oddy, give me something juicy!!


Yes it can.

It's called Reddit.

Like r/cuckolds and stuff like that.


Besides, /b/ is hilarious.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 26, 2020 01:53 AM

Touché.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 26, 2020 07:16 PM

NoobX said:
@Oddy, give me something juicy!!
Well there was this time I turned down the invitation to have a threesome. Is that juicy enough?
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted April 29, 2020 02:17 PM


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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 25, 2020 02:04 PM

I think I've began to lust after my own curves.

The Count
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted June 25, 2020 02:29 PM

Neraus,quick! Give him a seda-give!



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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 25, 2020 07:33 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
I think I've began to lust after my own curves.

The Count
Only allowed if you are Thicc with two "c's"

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 25, 2020 07:38 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 19:40, 25 Jun 2020.

I am indeed T H I C C C C.

I ain't a fat*ss though

The Count
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 25, 2020 07:41 PM

Oh damn.

He be T H I C C C C with four "c's"

The legendary thiccness. Almost impossible to reach.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 25, 2020 09:08 PM

I need Neraus to update the thread.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted June 25, 2020 09:19 PM

How am I supposed to have done escapades during quarantine?

Unless you count the brazilian girl I hooked up with over the internetz. Interesting girl, also quite fine, (she's 18) too bad she stopped messaging me suddenly at one point.

We also exchanged pics, apparently I look like an adult.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 25, 2020 10:59 PM

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ADULT!  

Jesus, man, you're lucky she is 18, else the feds would be on your tail.

Me?  My friends have been trying to hook me up with a few chicks, but I was always too drunk to give a ****.  That's for the best, in retrospect.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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