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Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks This thread is 51 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 ... 47 48 49 50 51 · «PREV
CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Legendary Hero
Time for war
posted March 03, 2021 05:50 PM

I am wary of the full version.

The Count
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted March 03, 2021 05:52 PM

NoobX said:
This thread is national treasure.  


Indeed. We have reached Area 51.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted March 04, 2021 04:58 AM

We have ascended and reached nirvana


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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 04, 2021 10:39 AM

Tool <3
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted March 05, 2021 01:46 AM

Harpoon <3
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 06, 2021 03:56 AM

Boy she thicccccc.

I'll prolly forget what I was talking about when I wake up.  Maybe it's for the best.
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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted March 06, 2021 07:54 AM

Sounds like you enjoyed that much.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 06, 2021 09:52 AM

And here is my sober self, shaking head in disappointment and disbelief.  
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted March 07, 2021 01:30 AM

Maybe you should stop drinking then Noobie.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 07, 2021 08:43 AM


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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted March 07, 2021 09:07 PM

Then have fun sleeping with 3s that you think look like 10s in dim lighting and while you're three sheets to the wind and stop whining
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Minion
Minion


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posted March 07, 2021 09:24 PM

Could you be any more salty about another person enjoying alcohol, lol.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 08, 2021 01:47 AM



Oddy, you have to understand that a party without a certain amount of regret afterwards is a bad party overall.  Perfection is overrated, and these consequences and... questionable choices actually make for the best memories/stories.  I will look back at this and smile, if not laugh, because there is something funny to be found in such experiences.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted March 08, 2021 02:37 AM

That may be true Noobie, but all you talk about is the vague sense of regret and how you thought you met a 10 but she was a 3 while sober. If your experiences were more varied and were something like "oh I got so drunk I stole a boat and the coast guard caught me" then I would be more inclined to listen

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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted March 08, 2021 08:04 AM

Just remember the memories where she's a 10 and forget wheb she's 3s.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 08, 2021 10:19 AM

Oddball13579 said:
That may be true Noobie, but all you talk about is the vague sense of regret and how you thought you met a 10 but she was a 3 while sober. If your experiences were more varied and were something like "oh I got so drunk I stole a boat and the coast guard caught me" then I would be more inclined to listen



Tough crowd.  But I'd never get so ****faced to do that sort of thing.
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted March 08, 2021 04:04 PM

Does this mean you are not that drunk since you can still decide well or you are just lucky all the time?
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 08, 2021 04:09 PM

Who knows?
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted March 08, 2021 04:12 PM

Only you...

And the chick.

But the chick won't be able to tell us since she doesn't even know HC exists.

And you, you won't tell us because you wa ted to stay mysterious.
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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