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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 03, 2019 12:50 AM
Edited by NoobX at 00:51, 03 Oct 2019.

And bragging about waking up with a knife by their pillow is also a red flag.



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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted October 03, 2019 04:09 AM

NoobX said:
^ Y'all need vajayjay.
Have you forgotten about me?

NoobX said:
And if the person you're messaging says to you that they have Romanians in their basement and that they are using them for organ harvesting, proceed to never talk to the said person again.  True story.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 03, 2019 10:30 AM

Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
^ Y'all need vajayjay.
Have you forgotten about me?


You need man-vajayjay.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted October 03, 2019 10:37 AM

NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
^ Y'all need vajayjay.
Have you forgotten about me?


You need man-vajayjay.


so you suggesting blackfaceman's slave bangs BlizzardSoyboy?
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 03, 2019 10:43 AM

I prefer to have an air of mystique around my advices
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted October 03, 2019 10:29 PM

Kipshasz said:
NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
^ Y'all need vajayjay.
Have you forgotten about me?


You need man-vajayjay.


so you suggesting blackfaceman's slave bangs BlizzardSoyboy?
Pass
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 03, 2019 11:58 PM

Anyway, wanna start placing bets on how long it takes for Neraus to end up in jail for real?
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Neraus
Neraus


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Pain relief cream seller
posted October 04, 2019 12:27 AM

I'll definitely get in jail eventually. I used to visit a certain site that has been closed, and for leftist justice that is grounds enough for a life sentence.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted October 04, 2019 07:04 AM


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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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posted October 04, 2019 09:01 AM

I sleep with a loaded gun next to me, it rests above my spare pillow, below which rests my baccy and my wallet. And my alarm.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted October 06, 2019 02:56 AM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 02:59, 06 Oct 2019.

The moment when you have talked with your girlfriend hours upon hours in the last few days and can't sleep because you think of her...





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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 06, 2019 01:05 PM


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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted October 07, 2019 03:51 AM


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Elvin
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posted October 07, 2019 07:17 AM

But none of those will help neraus prevent or escape prison
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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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Scourge of God
posted October 07, 2019 07:29 AM

Don't Catholics go to like a special clerical courts where they simply get a slap on the wrist for minor crimes like murder and rape or was that abolished 8 centuries ago, i forget.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted October 07, 2019 07:38 AM

Elvin said:
But none of those will help neraus prevent or escape prison


Do you seriously think that a real Sicilian like him needs our help to avoid prison?
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Elvin
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posted October 07, 2019 10:34 AM

Yes.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted October 07, 2019 01:26 PM

Elvin said:
Yes.


If he needs our help, all he has to do is ask and he'll have it. Gondor calls for aid and Rohan will answer.
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Neraus
Neraus


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Pain relief cream seller
posted October 07, 2019 01:40 PM

I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 07, 2019 02:22 PM

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
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