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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks
Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks This thread is 40 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 ... 36 37 38 39 40 · «PREV / NEXT»
NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
brebare yor anuz
posted January 19, 2020 10:03 PM

>be me
>just entered a relationship
>go over to gf's place for a xmass party
>lots of random people gather
>drink wine like a sir
>actually don't want to look like an alcoholic in front of her and her family
>weird **** starts happening
>her parents are druggies
>her lil bro lights his arm on fire
>fml
>how did I get here
>gf's friend comes over to me
>introduces himself
>"I've heard a lot of good things about you"
>wtf how? when?
>"I'd like to go out with you sometime"
>...
>"To get to know you better"
>...
>I'm slightly freaked out
>Suuuuuure
>"You know, you look good"
>redflag
>"I'd totally date you"
>thatsitimout.jpg

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Horseman of Madness
posted January 19, 2020 10:05 PM

Of course it can. My reach is long and knows no limits. It just takes a little effort.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Horseman of Chaos
posted January 19, 2020 10:07 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 22:17, 19 Jan 2020.

At least your gf didn't dump you because she was a 'lesbian'. It actually happened to a friend once. Needless to say, we **sblasted him.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Horseman of Madness
posted January 19, 2020 10:10 PM

Can't relate.

I've never been in a relationship.

Awe, now I'm sad
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NoobX
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brebare yor anuz
posted January 19, 2020 10:24 PM

Oddball13579 said:
Can't relate.

I've never been in a relationship.

Awe, now I'm sad


It's the same as not being in a relationship; only difference is you have to deal with a lot more bull****.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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posted January 19, 2020 10:25 PM



The Count
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Horseman of Madness
posted January 19, 2020 10:27 PM


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NoobX
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brebare yor anuz
posted January 19, 2020 10:29 PM


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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Horseman of Chaos
posted January 19, 2020 10:31 PM

I'd pull out my Pepe, but I saidly lost him in a public cock fight.

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NoobX
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brebare yor anuz
posted January 19, 2020 10:32 PM

You either die a good forum, or live long enough to see yourself turned into /b.
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Oddball13579
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posted January 19, 2020 10:34 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
I'd pull out my Pepe, but I saidly lost him in a public cock fight.

The Count
That's disappointing. I hope he comes back to you at some point.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Horseman of Chaos
posted January 19, 2020 10:35 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 22:36, 19 Jan 2020.

@Noob
So you mean we are spamming pron next?
*smiles in an undisclosed number of incognito tabs*

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NoobX
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brebare yor anuz
posted January 19, 2020 10:36 PM

I hope not.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Horseman of Chaos
posted January 19, 2020 10:45 PM

Yes, there are only guys around here. Just Oddy might have some fun.

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NoobX
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brebare yor anuz
posted January 19, 2020 10:47 PM

Member the days when there were girls on HC?

I member.


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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Horseman of Madness
posted January 19, 2020 10:47 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
Yes, there are only guys around here. Just Oddy might have some fun.

The Count
A lot of ya clearly aren't into dudes, so I'm not having as much fun as I could be
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Horseman of Chaos
posted January 19, 2020 10:48 PM

Member when a pizza nazi was around? I member

The Count
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Horseman of Madness
posted January 19, 2020 10:58 PM

Pepperidge Farm Remembers
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Horseman of Chaos
posted January 19, 2020 11:04 PM

Member when South Park used to be good. I member.

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brebare yor anuz
posted January 19, 2020 11:06 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
Member when a pizza nazi was around? I member

The Count


Seriously what's happened to all the people?  Kip's gone, Neraus is gone, DD disappeared again...  Oddy's gonna leave us now.  Let's hope I don't vanish suddenly, I'm basically the only person here providing substance to this thread.
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