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NoobX
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posted January 19, 2020 10:03 PM |
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>be me
>just entered a relationship
>go over to gf's place for a xmass party
>lots of random people gather
>drink wine like a sir
>actually don't want to look like an alcoholic in front of her and her family
>weird **** starts happening
>her parents are druggies
>her lil bro lights his arm on fire
>fml
>how did I get here
>gf's friend comes over to me
>introduces himself
>"I've heard a lot of good things about you"
>wtf how? when?
>"I'd like to go out with you sometime"
>...
>"To get to know you better"
>...
>I'm slightly freaked out
>Suuuuuure
>"You know, you look good"
>redflag
>"I'd totally date you"
>thatsitimout.jpg
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Oddball13579
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posted January 19, 2020 10:05 PM |
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Of course it can. My reach is long and knows no limits. It just takes a little effort.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 19, 2020 10:07 PM |
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At least your gf didn't dump you because she was a 'lesbian'. It actually happened to a friend once. Needless to say, we **sblasted him.
The Count
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Oddball13579
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posted January 19, 2020 10:10 PM |
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Can't relate.
I've never been in a relationship. 
Awe, now I'm sad
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 19, 2020 10:24 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Can't relate.
I've never been in a relationship.
Awe, now I'm sad
It's the same as not being in a relationship; only difference is you have to deal with a lot more bull****.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 19, 2020 10:25 PM |
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The Count
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Oddball13579
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posted January 19, 2020 10:27 PM |
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 19, 2020 10:29 PM |
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 19, 2020 10:31 PM |
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I'd pull out my Pepe, but I saidly lost him in a public cock fight.
The Count
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 19, 2020 10:32 PM |
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You either die a good forum, or live long enough to see yourself turned into /b.
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Oddball13579
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posted January 19, 2020 10:34 PM |
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CountBezuhoff said:
I'd pull out my Pepe, but I saidly lost him in a public cock fight.
The Count
That's disappointing. I hope he comes back to you at some point.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 19, 2020 10:35 PM |
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@Noob
So you mean we are spamming pron next?
*smiles in an undisclosed number of incognito tabs*
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 19, 2020 10:36 PM |
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I hope not.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 19, 2020 10:45 PM |
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Yes, there are only guys around here. Just Oddy might have some fun.
The Count
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 19, 2020 10:47 PM |
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Member the days when there were girls on HC?
I member.
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Oddball13579
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posted January 19, 2020 10:47 PM |
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CountBezuhoff said:
Yes, there are only guys around here. Just Oddy might have some fun.
The Count
A lot of ya clearly aren't into dudes, so I'm not having as much fun as I could be
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 19, 2020 10:48 PM |
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Member when a pizza nazi was around? I member
The Count
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Oddball13579
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posted January 19, 2020 10:58 PM |
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Pepperidge Farm Remembers
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 19, 2020 11:04 PM |
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Member when South Park used to be good. I member.
The Count
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 19, 2020 11:06 PM |
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CountBezuhoff said:
Member when a pizza nazi was around? I member
The Count
Seriously what's happened to all the people? Kip's gone, Neraus is gone, DD disappeared again... Oddy's gonna leave us now. Let's hope I don't vanish suddenly, I'm basically the only person here providing substance to this thread.
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