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Oddball13579
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posted January 18, 2020 03:44 AM |
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NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
Damn Noobie is a little hottie 
Are you hitting on me right now? 
I mean......I could be....
NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
Also I was just avoided some major jailbait myself. Like my god
Story, please!!
Ok so y'all know how I made that edgy post in HWDYKYFHC, anyhow not important, only thing that is is that I am really in a bad place right now and like doing things I wouldn't normally do. Anyhow I made some really dumb*** decisions and went back to a really toxic person from my past. That's another story for another time.
So, yesterday I got invited to a party he was throwing and I went. Normally I wouldn't have gone at all, but like I said above, I'm being a big dumb***. So I went. It was one of those big block parties that the whole neighbourhood hears of. Honestly, I was hoping to get snowfaced and taken of advantage of. Whoops! Off topic!
Lots of alcohol was consumed. And I mean lots. I think I drank more alcohol last night than I did in my entire highschool career. Drunk twister is a lot of fun btw. So anyhow I'm like pretty friggin hammered and this little cutie has really been attentive to me. Blonde, green eyes, a bit shorter than me. So like we were flirting all night. And maybe after purposefully losing twister he and I snuck away and headed upstairs. So we sneak into the bedroom and before anything could happen I asked how old he was cause like I always do that when at parties like this. And he says he's 16! And immediately I was like "nope nothing's gonna happen between us" and he actually said "does it matter what my age is?"
Needless to say I left the bedroom after that. So nothing happened with blondie. Thank god.
Some stuff did happen with people my own age later into the night, but I ain't gonna go into the juicy details. Y'all too straight for that
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NoobX
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posted January 18, 2020 02:36 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
Damn Noobie is a little hottie
Are you hitting on me right now?
I mean......I could be....
Tough luck, I'm straight... But keep trying, it might just work
Oddball13579 said:
Some stuff did happen with people my own age later into the night, but I ain't gonna go into the juicy details. Y'all too straight for that
How many people are we talking about exactly?
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 18, 2020 03:04 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Some stuff did happen with people my own age later into the night, but I ain't gonna go into the juicy details. Y'all too straight for that
Oh dear.
The Count
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veteran_player
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posted January 18, 2020 05:30 PM |
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The quality of these games need to be translated into action.  Be kind on behalf of the fairer sex.
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Oddball13579
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posted January 18, 2020 08:12 PM |
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NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
Damn Noobie is a little hottie
Are you hitting on me right now?
I mean......I could be....
Tough luck, I'm straight... But keep trying, it might just work
Why you gotta go and give me hope man? And you shouldn't encourage me cause like, I will start flirting with you
NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
Some stuff did happen with people my own age later into the night, but I ain't gonna go into the juicy details. Y'all too straight for that
How many people are we talking about exactly?
Well how many do you think? 
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
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posted January 18, 2020 11:16 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Why you gotta go and give me hope man? And you shouldn't encourage me cause like, I will start flirting with you
Yeah, but it won't work... Or will it? 
Oddball13579 said:
Well how many do you think?
A mouthful at least
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 18, 2020 11:20 PM |
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NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
Well how many do you think?
A mouthful at least
That's hard to swallow.
The Count
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 18, 2020 11:31 PM |
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I was waiting the whole evening to come home and make that pun
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 18, 2020 11:44 PM |
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It came very slowly, though. And you took your sweet time finishing off the punchline.
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NoobX
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posted January 18, 2020 11:46 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 23:47, 18 Jan 2020.
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Hello, Neraus
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 19, 2020 12:34 AM |
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No, I am Kipraus.
The Count
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Oddball13579
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posted January 19, 2020 02:01 AM |
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Aight Noob you asked for it.
Also all those innuendos were great. 10/10.
Also the number of people that night was....I think 4
And Count wtf is that picture?
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CountBezuhoff
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posted January 19, 2020 09:18 AM |
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Something not meant for the eyes of mortal men.
The Count
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted January 19, 2020 09:20 AM |
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 19, 2020 11:03 AM |
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The more, the hairier.
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Oddball13579
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posted January 19, 2020 07:27 PM |
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NoobX said:
The more, the hairier.
Normally you'd be right, but this was a college party in the western world. You know how college guys are
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
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posted January 19, 2020 07:30 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 19:31, 19 Jan 2020.
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Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
The more, the hairier.
Normally you'd be right, but this was a college party in the western world. You know how college guys are
No, college guys are not my forte; especially western college guys.
We, the easterners, are drunkards for the most part. 90% of the money for schooling goes to paying for alcohol and semechki.
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Oddball13579
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posted January 19, 2020 07:35 PM |
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NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
The more, the hairier.
Normally you'd be right, but this was a college party in the western world. You know how college guys are
No, college guys are not my forte; especially western college guys.
We, the easterners, are drunkards for the most part. 90% of the money for schooling goes to paying for alcohol and semechki.
Well the same applies here. Only more drugs are involved.
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NoobX
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posted January 19, 2020 07:38 PM |
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Ah, I see, you pull a Cosby on your partners
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Oddball13579
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posted January 19, 2020 07:50 PM |
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NoobX said:
Ah, I see, you pull a Cosby on your partners
Wow.
I meant drugs like LSD or cocaine you mook.
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