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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted March 01, 2021 04:50 PM |
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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FirePaladin
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DoR Modder
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posted March 01, 2021 04:54 PM |
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Horny squirrel.
Grabs the harpoon.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 01, 2021 04:59 PM |
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Kipshasz said:
Germans can't do a lot of things.
Win World Wars for example.
Inb4
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted March 01, 2021 05:06 PM |
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Ackchyually...
The Count
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted March 01, 2021 05:07 PM |
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Acklay?
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blob2
Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
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posted March 01, 2021 05:27 PM |
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NoobX said:
Screw that, I need to taste it myself.
Also, doesn't help that I don't know what reindeer and moose taste like either.
Pizza with reindeer meat is actually ok 
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted March 01, 2021 05:32 PM |
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NoobX said:
Kipshasz said:
Germans can't do a lot of things.
Win World Wars for example.
Inb4
well there's no need for this, as jerries do suck at winning world wars.
Now starting crap on the other hand... experts since at least 300 A.D. 
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted March 01, 2021 05:59 PM |
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Austrians, Hungarians and Bulgarians suck at world wars, too. At least the rest of the Axis had some fun in the first one.
The Count
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 01, 2021 05:59 PM |
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Teutoburg Forrest was an inside job.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted March 01, 2021 06:03 PM |
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Italy had he most fun in both 
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted March 01, 2021 06:05 PM |
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Edited by Kipshasz at 18:08, 01 Mar 2021.
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and now.
get ready.
gonna post some controversy.
are you ready kids?
I can't hear you!
Bullcrap, I still can't hear you! Sound off like you got a pair!
Berreta Modello 38 is the absolute BEST World War 2 SMG.
Just look at this beautiful Pininfarina design, this gorgeus tool of war made from finest italian sourced materials.
It is like that beautiful signorina that you just want to woo and take away, at least untill her brothers and cousins get a wind of it and vendetta your sorry arse.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted March 01, 2021 06:08 PM |
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A lot of misinformation in the past few pages.
1. Germans won in World War 0. They lost the next two but that's because the Usians joined the war. Germans are very stupid to not side with the Usians.
2. Squirrel meat is dark and nutty, so add a light citrus fruit to the side such as pineapple and enjoy while watching a soccer game.
3. This is a football.
4. France and Belgium make French Fries incorrectly. This is the correct way to make French Fries.
5. Usian tanks were better than both German tanks and Soviet tanks. Amphibious capabilities > no amphibious capabilities.
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted March 01, 2021 06:11 PM |
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Kipshasz said:
Berreta Modello 38 is the absolute BEST World War 2 SMG.
Just look at this beautiful Pininfarina design, this gorgeus tool of war made from finest italian sourced materials.
It is like that beautiful signorina that you just want to woo and take away, at least untill her brothers and cousins get a wind of it and vendetta your sorry arse.
Best for driving stakes into the ground to pitch a tent?
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 01, 2021 06:22 PM |
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Ananas.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted March 01, 2021 06:23 PM |
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Best SMG is the Marlin, developed in USA:
Combines superior accuracy and reload with an extremely sexy looking design.
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blob2
Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
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posted March 01, 2021 06:33 PM |
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 01, 2021 06:36 PM |
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted March 01, 2021 07:16 PM |
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tommy gun: used by gangsters, too heavy, unwieldy and overpriced
Grease gun: full auto only sten-clone stamped sheetmetal monstrosity.
American guns are garbage, except of Browining designs.
Oh and also,
Ananas.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted March 01, 2021 07:30 PM |
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Soviet had more working than lightlike USA. But Soviet attacked Finn. Do you understand? Ok today military strategy and power are a very different than WW2. Do you understand? So Vietnam or Afghan are the past history, Blizz!
pineapple (n/UK) a male gay (n/obs.) the female pudenda
But I can't find a word, Let it be ananas is winner!
Ananas
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted March 01, 2021 07:35 PM |
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Time to post the M67 Flamethrower tank
Vastly superior to retarded oversized Soviet tanks and a German tank that takes 3 years to come off the assembly line.
Best part is that you can conveniently carry a few pineapple grenades with you and throw them out of the hatch if you're getting swarmed from multiple directions.
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