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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 ... 56 57 58 59 60 ... 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 28, 2004 01:48 PM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 28 Jun 2004

hehe... well bring me another beer then when you have done that "room inspection" of hers that you seem to be assigned too and us all about it.

Myself i am negotiating with two girls right now as they want me to go watch a movie with em but im not sure yet.. weŽll see

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MightyMage
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posted June 28, 2004 11:24 PM

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n00bs, this isnt a toss for the poor guys you are in love with. This is the tossers tavern and here we toss, we dont write long boring stories that no one is interested in except your friend that you problably can talk to anyway



Can it you loud mouthed tosser.  Your breath stinks and your ugly.  Don't bother trying to say somthing smart like "how can you know what my breath smells like"  Because I don't care.  I'll just continue to ignore you like I have in the past.  It's easy enough since you're just another of the many retards calling themselves tossers around here.  
There.  Enough Tossing for you or shall I go on?  Come on Sir Tosser.  Bring it.

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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 29, 2004 12:55 AM

ya and on top of that even suckups like tossmage is trying to prove himself in tossing.. where is the world going?

hopefully we have gotten rid with some of the boring n00bs now though, good luck cleaning the icky spam away acu hehe... ill save you a cold beer, youre worth it when cleaning all this spam away

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Dingo
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posted June 29, 2004 04:56 AM

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I am going to call Ryan and tell him how sexy he looks today. So goodbye all u sad, lonely people who sit by their computer screens all day searching for a girl around 36 who is a pretty blonde with no tempremental problems.


13 Minutes Later...

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Oh ur my hero Realdeal. Now finally we'll actually get some peace from these old "too good for new people" guys.



I guess Ryan turned her down.  
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 29, 2004 10:20 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 29 Jun 2004

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n00bs, this isnt a toss for the poor guys you are in love with. This is the tossers tavern and here we toss, we dont write long boring stories that no one is interested in except your friend that you problably can talk to anyway

And ya DS, this place needs to get back to order.. i guess this time will always be rememberd as the spam smelling n00b days when this is acient history

a beer you say.. sounds good, want company? im sure we can get mad and pan baby to have a beer in peace with us while aculias gets the funny job of removing all of the spam smell... harsh


I am deleting every post that I think isn't funny. This may include a few of the funny tossers they can't be funny all the time. I apologize if I accidentally delete something good, but when you are hitting the delete button this many times...

Anyways, I'm trying to set the tone for how the thread should look, which is funny.

Edit: Okay, just deleted like two pages. Now we have close to a page of funny stuff. This post will be deleted in a couple days.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted June 29, 2004 12:51 PM

Well you cut the thread down but atleast you got rid of all that sticky spam. Now i can get back to my tossbeer.

Heya Stiven! Using the money from my wage i went and got foxtel on our bar TV. Now we can watch Euro live!

Now you can relax pecu, no more spam to clean up!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 29, 2004 03:00 PM

yeah thnx RSF, you just saved me giving a free beer to aculias

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Ruby
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posted June 29, 2004 03:11 PM

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Quote:
I am going to call Ryan and tell him how sexy he looks today. So goodbye all u sad, lonely people who sit by their computer screens all day searching for a girl around 36 who is a pretty blonde with no tempremental problems.


13 Minutes Later...

Quote:
Oh ur my hero Realdeal. Now finally we'll actually get some peace from these old "too good for new people" guys.



I guess Ryan turned her down.  



I can have more than one hero
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 29, 2004 03:22 PM

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I can have more than one hero


Off course you can while sitting behind your "computer screens all day searching for a girl around 36 who is a pretty blonde with no tempremental problems."

now i hear that the other tavern is calling for you, hurry to go there... buh bye

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Ruby
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posted June 29, 2004 03:25 PM
Edited By: Ruby on 29 Jun 2004

Sorry, but that's ur job Yeah I do have a tavern to bartender, so buhby

good luck on makin friends
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Asmodean
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posted June 29, 2004 03:43 PM

I think you hurt her ickle feelings Sir_stiven.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself
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Ruby
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posted June 29, 2004 03:48 PM

Takes more than that to hurt my feelings Mr. ass...modean


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Asmodean
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posted June 29, 2004 03:50 PM

Originality.
I like it.
And there was me trying to do the knight in shining armour thing.
I'll learn my lesson for next time

PS - I thought you were gone.
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Ruby
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posted June 29, 2004 03:52 PM

I am. But I keep getting these e-mails saying that someone *replied*

So I cant resist see what people think of me But really, I shouldn't be here cuz I dont have ENOUGH stars.


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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 29, 2004 05:37 PM

stars has nothing to do with it ruby, wit and humour has.

And youre about as funny as a railroad

now go spam that other place down instead, if sure they want something to eat with all that milk they are drinking

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Gandalfs_Girl
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posted June 29, 2004 05:37 PM
Edited By: Gandalfs_Girl on 29 Jun 2004

well then here's an idea,
Enable email notification for all new posts/replies? yes/no  
click NO!  duhh

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Ruby
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posted June 29, 2004 05:40 PM

Well, GG, I want some of them, but most of them are crap

Yeah, I need to get back to the down town, I mean, Gorman just came with a load of beer and vodka! I have some stuff to serve. (and some to drink)
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pandora
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posted June 29, 2004 07:47 PM

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join you for a beer? err.. ahem... I would very much like to... but.. ahh.. you see... Pan and I got something important... very important... that we  uh... must get errr get done in her room.

Maybe later


aww, mad you are SUCH a good boy! I'll have to show you that extra special new dance I've been workin on
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madmartigan
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posted June 29, 2004 07:49 PM
Edited By: madmartigan on 29 Jun 2004

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It's easy enough since you're just another of the many retards calling themselves tossers around here.  
There.  Enough Tossing for you or shall I go on?  Come on Sir Tosser.  Bring it.



First off, Mr. Mightyresponsibleandsupremesucker, that ain't tossing but flaming and insulting. You are fortunate that there is not a single capable and caring mod around who can deal penalties for obvious and direct insults.

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...continue to ignore you like I have in the past .....



Secondly, define "ignore" please


edited specially for Pandora:

Keep it quite please You're gonna make the other guys jealous

Help yourself in there. I will be there in a sec. Just let me grab the tosquilla bottle and two glasses, some salt and a couple of lemons. We ARE gonna have some fun
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pandora
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posted June 29, 2004 08:01 PM
Edited By: pandora on 29 Jun 2004

woohooo lol

don't worry about the noise, the way things have been in here lately i think everyone has too much spam in their ears to hear anything anyways

Edited cuz I had more to say

Stefan, I am so disappointed in how far you let the spamfest go! The spam actually managed to get into my room! I was 'innocently' dancing away when I slipped on some spam and landed right in the guy from Willow's lap... now I guess things coulda been worse but there is never ever ever to be spam in my room gosh darnit!!

Thats' just vile

But, of course I can never stay mad.. so lets me you mad and dragon have a tossbeer...acu and kitten are welcome too so long as nobody is wearing pink undies (nobody meaning you acu!!) Mad, you can i guess... cuz they did look kinda cute haha
Actually tossbeers for everyone, Redsox Gandalf's girl whoever, i'm lousy for naming names

The rule is simple, you want tossbeer you toss for it... and to those of you who want spam there's only one place for you and it's just down the street, so get outta here and say hi to Gorman for us




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