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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted July 09, 2004 03:43 PM |
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maybe acu has been down there looking? 
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SapphireRavyn
Promising
Famous Hero
Bird of Extreme Patience
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posted July 09, 2004 06:10 PM |
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"OMG, My eyes, my eyes!!"
*Xarfax stands up and turns around*
Xar, pink just MAY be your color. But Yup, Xarfax in that thong will work real good as a bouncer. I have nothing against furry things, but some things just should NOT be seen. Somebody get that man a heat lamp so he can tan that tail up!! Good thing all that hair keeps the reflections down! Hey Pan, Kitt, did you girls ever get the curtains picked out? I really think we need to get them up.
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KittenAngel
Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
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posted July 09, 2004 06:52 PM |
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 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Never wear anything that panics
the cat.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted July 09, 2004 09:23 PM |
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yikes Kitten!! be nice!
I come in here for a nice cold tossbeer and i'm greeted by that? *shudders* well i guess its Nightmares for Pan for the rest of this week LOL
I say we girls get Stefan to line up the shooters for us and we get down to some serious cleaning.. no Ravyn not that kinda cleaning *kicks Ravyn's madhat under the bar* , forgot to mention Kitten, you look much nicer without the hat, it clashed with the catwoman leathery thing you had going anyways but (whispers - you have some serious hathead!!! here, borrow my brush )
The curtains are behind the bar, lets get to work!!
Dragonslayer, your turn to dance - go on! You've been here this long without getting on a table and it's time to change that 
Acu... quit sniffling in the corner cuz we took away your thongs and start helpin!
Oh noooo... the guy from willow is empty again? that can't be.... *hands madmartigan another tossbeer, and a rifle* Here you go, keep an eye on the door - we don't want anymore trouble in here
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 09, 2004 10:38 PM |
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So, um, like, what're you people up to in this place? See, I don't want to be called a spammer or something, and I really just want to join in on the fun. There's fun involved, right?
Please don't do anything mean to me  I'm cold and wolves are after me
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Yolk and God bless.
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barbarian
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posted July 09, 2004 11:01 PM |
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EWWWW EEWWW EEEEEEEWWWWW SERIOSLY AND 3 TIMES EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW i just wanted a beer 
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It's optional.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted July 10, 2004 12:11 AM |
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What are we up to? Aww.. you look cold *wraps a blankie around Lord Woock and leads him to the fireplace* Here you go, is that better?
Now then, what was the question? ah yes, what do we do around here... yes, what do we do.. *laughs nervously* well, gosh - ohhh the things we do! I mean, c'mon the things we do here are just.. uhm.. awesomely terrific! yeah! in fact a better question may be what don'twe do!
*whispers to the others* guys help me out! what the heck do we do here??
here Wookie, let me get you some milk and cookies!
and Barbarian, I know this may seem a bit odd... and agreed it is - but if you rub some salt in your eyes the burning agony will make you forget the image of the fat dude... i know its not the best solution maybe, but it works... *cries in pain as she rubs her puffy red eyes*
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 10, 2004 12:16 AM |
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So, um, that would mean that you do practically everything here? Um... Does that include farting contests? Hope not, because I'm no good at it.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted July 10, 2004 12:27 AM |
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well no, we don't have any official contests.. unfortunately some of our male members have been uhm... competing nonetheless - i attribute it to all the spam we'd had in here and am hoping *crosses fingers* that the situation resolves itself soon. in the meantime here *hands woock a clothespin* use this. it helps no no no! what are you doing?!? it goes on your NOSE!!
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted July 10, 2004 12:36 AM |
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hey..who got a pic of xarfax girlfriend in here? i mean eewwww... its enough terrifying to have xar here in his pink thong.. we dont need her to be there aswell, that way we will be out of customers soon enough since there wont be no friggin room left to be in
wookie is cold? cool.. me and mad just had this conversation about how long a human can be above a fire without getting dehydrated. Wanna help us out?
and enough of guys on the tables now, lemme see some girl action up there. We have 3 ladies here now, you should be able to put up some kind of..."show" for us
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 10, 2004 12:48 AM |
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*takes clothespin off eyelid*
You were saying...?
Anyway, mr. Stiven, didn't it occur to you that maybe the female part of the staff may not be aware of the customers' expectations? A good idea would be you demonstrating what you want the girls to do. Now don't be shy, get on that table! Hup hup hup!
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Yolk and God bless.
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted July 10, 2004 01:16 AM |
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hmmm i dunno if to tell you no or just back off... i really hope you have no hidden agenda with trying to get me up on a table again... took me a forever or two to get dingo away, dont want another one now
now you see the handles up at the fire place.. now grab them and put yourself up there.. just to test, me or mad would absolutely not accidently turn the fire up... 
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Xarfax111
Bad-mannered
Supreme Hero
The last hero standing
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posted July 10, 2004 03:46 AM |
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The Breakfast Club
..mmmh im thinking about opening my own thread as it seems very "hip" nowadays. 
I may would call it "The Breakfast Club"...
...which is one of the coolest movies ive ever saw, back down in 1984 when i was 13years old. Man..did i see this movie a hundred times? I just saw this movie today in the orignial language today, and what can i say: This movie is still brilliant.
So may RSF3 can force us to write a 1000 words assey too, and the answer would be:
"But we think u are crazy to let us make an assey about who we think we are. As u see us as u wanna see us. In the simplest terms, in the most convinient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain and an athlet and a basket case a princess and a criminal. Did that answer your question?"
Everybody could join who love those sunken movies like "The Wanderers", "Quadrophenia", "Hitcher", "Less than Zero", "Flash Gordon", "Streets on Flames".......
Xarfax1
PS: I hope i wrote it correct, im happy for any correction.
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted July 10, 2004 04:21 AM |
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@Pan: Hehe, gonna take alot of alcohol to get me up on that table. In the meantime why dont you demonstrate what you would like me to do
@Kitten: LMAO
If you look closely at the fat thing the fat almost looks like a face...
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted July 10, 2004 04:25 AM |
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A bit like Jar-Jar Binks or something?
Very disturbing, but funny as hell.
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gorman
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Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted July 10, 2004 04:31 AM |
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Quote:
Very disturbing
Just leave it at that
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted July 10, 2004 04:57 AM |
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you know xarfax, you don't really need to make a new thread, you can talk about all that here too i agree with the movies you like, prolly cuz we're about the same age... we should have movie nite at Tosser's Tavern ! 
in the meantime, i know a cool way to put on my lipstick, wanna see?
oh yeah, and before i forget *lines up 10 tossquila shots and puts down a pitcher of tossbeer in front of dragon slayer* there ya go mate! drink up!!
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 10, 2004 12:19 PM |
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Quote:
"Flash Gordon"
Oooh! Oooh! I wanna! Gimme gimme gimme!!! 
Hey, lookie here! I found you people a dancer, if Stiven really doesn't want to
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Yolk and God bless.
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted July 10, 2004 06:52 PM |
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haha where did you find that pic of dingo?
got some great news today, im accepted to the university i wanted as my first choice
And also DS.. you remember Maria? if things work out ok we will see each other again next weekend... that would be nice too
damn all this nice things today has made my lose my tossing edge, maybe i should take the night off
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 10, 2004 06:53 PM |
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What do you mean, find? I drew that pic last night, all by myself! Pixel by pixel, click by click!
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Yolk and God bless.
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