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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 ... 61 62 63 64 65 ... 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
KittenAngel
KittenAngel


Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
posted July 10, 2004 10:42 PM

Pan I think we need to add another drink to our menu here...... hows about some tossjods (aka blow jobs AND YES THEY ARE A DRINK NOT THE OTHER ) I mean them just some yummy stuffs, anywhom......yeah Pan I need to borrow your eyeliner or sumfin too. *looks at raven* got a finger nail file there chick my claws are dull!!

Manuel, get out the corner get your thumb out your butt and dance fool!!

Xar, keep your woman in check dang i mean sheesh ewww even
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the cat.

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Xarfax111
Xarfax111


Bad-mannered
Supreme Hero
The last hero standing
posted July 11, 2004 01:39 AM
Edited By: Xarfax111 on 10 Jul 2004

...errrm...yesterday i found out that i can speak with animals...(dont call me doolittle!!)..and well, ok so i called the prime minister cat of the p.u.s.s.y association, asking her what she thinks about miss kitty holding her innocent pus.sy tight, her hugging, squeezing and rubbing of her little animal.

She asked me to do her a favour and to post her picture with the best wishes for u miss kitty.



Xarfax1

PS: Its not my girlfriend..thats such a cruel lie! ...and it cant be me, i always wear my sunglasses at night when im wearing the thong.

PSS: I still have this picture in my head..miss kitty and her long hair lover down in napoli (italia) in boat, while hes singing: "Take me in your arms..." (Dean-Martin-wise).

PSSS: RSF3 please no penalty
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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
posted July 11, 2004 02:10 AM

We are not cruel, Dr.DoMeALittle. ^_^
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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted July 11, 2004 06:41 AM

Quote:



Hey Stiven If that's Maria I wouldn't blame poor DS for not being able to forget about her. Must have taken him a while to get you out of there eh?
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted July 11, 2004 11:53 AM

Haha, Gorman for your information Maria is actually really hot, way out of Stivens league! Thats why shes moving to Australia to be with me!

Anyone here every tried cowboy cocksuckers???

Alright Pan, only coz your shouting the drinks!
*Drinks the free drinks and stumbles onto a table*
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted July 11, 2004 01:46 PM

hey bonehead... noone is out of my league

today seems like a slow day though, could one girl please jump up on a table and entertain me?

and no aculias, i said girl not a girly boy

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VanDan
VanDan

Tavern Dweller
posted July 11, 2004 03:36 PM

My most Dangerous foe.

Ya think it might of been the Dark Wizard with all elemental powers or perhaps Those nasty Basillisk's  that could turn you to stone.  I say nay, It's a 2yr old with a crayon or marker that get's into everything!  Your with me on this aren't you Pandora.
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KittenAngel
KittenAngel


Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
posted July 13, 2004 01:04 AM

omg all I can say Xar is LMMFAO
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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted July 13, 2004 01:27 AM

Quote:
Haha, Gorman for your information Maria is actually really hot, way out of Stivens league! Thats why shes moving to Australia to be with me! quote]

What girl isn't out of Stiven's league besides the transexuals?

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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
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banned
posted July 13, 2004 01:52 AM

learn to quote correctly before you try and toss you foobum

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gorman
gorman


Promising
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Been around since before 2003
posted July 13, 2004 01:56 AM

Ah speak for yourself you lackser!

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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted July 13, 2004 02:06 AM

Now you're making up words gorman.
It's only cute to do that when your three years old.
And man, that thong is getting a bt funky - you ever wash that thing?
Or will you lose your 'powers' if you take it off?
I'm rambling.
What I really wanted to say is 'here'
*offers brown paper bag*
I bought you a new mask
Now go scare the ladies in the DTT and leave ours alone!

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pandora
pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted July 13, 2004 03:11 AM

Hey Woock, I think your art is really great! I love it! Except for uhm... clowns scare the bejeezus outta me truth be told, i'd sooner look at Mrs.Xarfax in her pink thong *shudder* than the scary scary clown so if you could replace the clown with something less likely to eat me that'd be great!  

to vandan... i gotta say it but there is only one person on the planet who says mayhaps!!! lalala

looks over and spots dragon slayer up on the tables... well i'll be damned, that cat's got some moooves hehe wonder what he'll do for even more drinks!!

Stefan, congrats on the university that's great news! wow... you can do your own laundry and you got the university of your choice... my wittle bartender is all growed up! *sniff*

I suppose there is only one thing to do in this situation *hands a "tossjob" to kit, says cheers and slams it back*

lets celebrate

ohh yeah, and ps to Asmodean, excellent job bouncing mr stinky thong! you rock

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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted July 13, 2004 03:21 AM

Whoa! Did I just get tossed by Asmodean?
I never knew that guy had any guts to say anything like that! I guess even he can surprise ppl eh? Since when did the Tavern belong to you? From what I can see it says that Hamsi's the owner. Look at this guy, he comes in here and acts like he OWN'S the place! But hey! If you want to get rid of the life of the party that's fine by me

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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted July 13, 2004 03:41 AM

No I'll just leave Toss-dragon where he is, it's keeping kitten out my hair watching him.
I will however continue to sling you out thong-boy.
Jeez, that Sisqo song is so 5 years ago
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted July 13, 2004 11:59 AM

Hic...hic...I'd like to get down now...hic
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted July 13, 2004 01:32 PM

haha thnx pan

oh and btw, *takes tossmodeans modhat and hides it under the bardisk*

so there, youll make a much better guest now... and is ok, just buy me a beer and were even

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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted July 13, 2004 01:42 PM

Well the modhats too new and shiny to get beer over it yet.
*takes it off*
Tossquila's on me.
Line em up barman!
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted July 13, 2004 05:04 PM

Mod Hat? I thought you ordered a pink thong with a picture of a sword on it? That's what you said in modsquad. See look.

Quote:

Thanks for the new mod hat, but I'd like to have a pink thong with a sword on it instead.

Thongmodean


Yeah, that's a good name. DB Thongmodean. Well anyway. I'm gonna be starting up another Tavern called the Placenta Tavern. You should check it out. Especially you Thongmodean.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted July 13, 2004 10:43 PM

hey dont come here trying to steal customers you foo bum.. well.. after some concidering.. feel free to take gorman and dingo but leave the other real customers

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