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Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 20 40 60 80 ... 99 100 101 102 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Jebus
Jebus


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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 29, 2005 08:05 PM
Edited By: Jebus on 29 Jun 2005

(sits patiently in the corner bitting his lip waiting for Pan's reply... "man Im gonna need a toss beer if Im gonna sit this one out!!")

C'MON PAN!!!  

(shhhh... shhh... it's ok... she'll come... she'll make it better....  can't interfere.... someone's elses toss fest.....  shhh shhh....)
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pandora
pandora


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posted June 29, 2005 08:35 PM

*looks up from flipping through her photo album*

What was that Lkru? I must have heard you wrong.. can you repeat it?

*removes a photo from the book*

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lkru33
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3x NFL Pick'em Champ
posted June 29, 2005 08:41 PM

Quote:
*looks up from flipping through her photo album*

What was that Lkru? I must have heard you wrong.. can you repeat it?

*removes a photo from the book*




Did I say Canadians?? I meant Chaldeans.

- orders a tossbear -

(wiping sweat from forehead)

I hope she bought that one.
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Jebus
Jebus


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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 29, 2005 08:50 PM

(dissapointed)

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2XtremeToTake
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posted June 29, 2005 10:34 PM

RSF quit trying to impress Stiven. We all know your a nobody, I mean, your a Red Sox Fan, you cant expect much out of someone like you. But thanks for trying


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posted June 29, 2005 11:18 PM
Edited By: LichKing on 29 Jun 2005

Better

You're getting there..................



You're young, though.  Agree to become my beyotch and I will lead you along the Path of the Toss.  

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Asmodean
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posted June 30, 2005 06:25 AM

*applauds 2Xtreme while breathing in the sweet smell of hypocrisy*

and "Guns N' Roses suck"?

If that's the best you'll ever come up with then why don't you take your little butt back to the Gorefiend server on WoW and drool over all the Night elf chicks that run past.

To quote Comic book guy from the Simpsons 'Worst...toss...ever...'
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hamsi128
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tosser tavern owner
posted June 30, 2005 07:14 AM

Guns and roses sucks??

Hmmm.. I ll tell Van Cleef to take care of you redsox...


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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 30, 2005 08:42 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 30 Jun 2005

On a serious note...

I would prefer not to joke about the fact that I played WoW. I'd prefer to forget that game altogether to be perfectly honest.


Now enough lecture... it's time to be entertained...

To the mods, It's about time you losers finally posted something. I had tried doing something clever before, but to no avail, no response. So I figured I would do the most obvious annoying, terrible toss I could think of and I come back to find two near immediate responses making fun of me.

Now that we know you two are alive and getting up off your lazy asses to read something, it's time for some good ol' fashion roastin. Before we start I'd like to ask how everyone likes their mods. Well done? Medium? Medium Rare? I think well done would be the safest that way we are sure our mods aren't carrying any food bourne illnesses.


First off. I've heard several comments from you two in the past about how the two of you talk about how you can handle three forums, however you rarely ever post anything anymore and talk about how you have been very busy and behind in reading. Basically the story I've been hearing is too much work, not enough time to do what we need to do.

Yet several times over you have said you two can handle covering all the various forums. I say that's a bunch of crap. You two need to let some new members take the job. There are good responsible, enthusiastic members here that are already leaders in this community. It's about time you did some recruiting, PERIOD. You two need help. You have overstretched yourselves and no longer post anymore as a member. Moderators are more than just the person that keeps everyone from killing each other. They are leaders in the community as posters as well imo.

I'm not saying you are doing a bad job. Everything that you've done has been great work, but we need two of our best posters here to have the time to post once in a while. So get off your horse as being macho mods that think they can do everything themselves and get someone to help you guys out. You should be members having fun here and making it fun. How the hell do you know what everything is if you keep talking about you are busy and don't have enough time to do everything.

Oh and how come you guys never retire mods that never come around anymore? There are numerous mods who never visit anymore and haven't for months, like Ravyn and MightyMage. Ravyn hasn't been active for close to a year now.


Well I'd say that's probably a good start.

*stabs Pan and Asmo with a meat thermometer*

How are you two comin? You sure look tasty.
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Heroine at the weekend.
posted June 30, 2005 09:03 AM

Take it to the Tribunal baseball boy.

And know that this is being discussed.

And please - if you're gonna stab either of us with a meat thermometer at least do some foreplay first!
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 30, 2005 09:19 AM

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Take it to the Tribunal baseball boy.


I'll take that as a compliment.

Quote:

And know that this is being discussed.


So in other words ignore your above statement.

Quote:

And please - if you're gonna stab either of us with a meat thermometer at least do some foreplay first!


Looks like you two are still around 98.6! You don't cook very well do you? Oh well I guess I'll just have a steak instead. Maybe a nice T-bone no Porterhouse is better.
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gorman
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posted June 30, 2005 09:41 AM

Quote:
*applauds 2Xtreme while breathing in the sweet smell of hypocrisy*

and "Guns N' Roses suck"?

If that's the best you'll ever come up with then why don't you take your little butt back to the Gorefiend server on WoW and drool over all the Night elf chicks that run past.

To quote Comic book guy from the Simpsons 'Worst...toss...ever...'



I shall now attempt to Toss Asmo based on his sexual preferences, if need be delete this post if you find it too insulting

Now notice from his post that the first thing he states is a common fact. Guns N' Roses is like him in certain ways, it sucks!

Next off, he notices the "little butt" of the person he's Tossing. Perhaps he knows from a "hand's on experience"?

Last, but not least, he tosses the guy for being straight! I mean come on, how much more do I gotta point out here?!



On a more serious note, I do hope Asmo doesn't take any offense to this, just trying to "toss" like the rest and the best. As stated, if you take offense to it, -qp me or w/e is deemed necessary and delete this post
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LichKing
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posted June 30, 2005 01:18 PM

RSF

You couldn't find your own ass without a road map and a hired guide.........  How do you expect to find the ability to toss someone like Pan or Asmo and not make yourself look like.....well, like you.

Damn, that stings, don't it?

Gonna take it?  Do something about it.  Grab some balls, even if they aren't yours
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 30, 2005 02:29 PM

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I shall now attempt to Toss Asmo based on his sexual preferences, if need be delete this post if you find it too insulting


we are still waiting for that toss attempt..


and for future practise, the toss kinda loses its touch when you apologise before you even have made it

Oh and another thing, its custom here that all tosser padawans is buying the beer while on trial period and we seem to have several plenty tossers around here so.. do something about it

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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 30, 2005 02:33 PM

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and for future practise, the toss kinda loses its touch when you apologise before you even have made it

Oh and another thing, its custom here that all tosser padawans is buying the beer while on trial period and we seem to have several plenty tossers around here so.. do something about it


I was waiting for somebody to mention that!!  

so you gonna answer MY questions yet??  
(freakin' guy's always complaining to the invisibility of the mods but can't even read through ONE thread!!  
shhheeeeesh!!!   )

"Tosses for some,
Toss Beers for EVERYBODY!!!"

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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 30, 2005 02:39 PM

round up:

No, cant do 1&2 at same time.

trial #1 is to be made about a HC topic, not the colour of spasmos boxers or similiar (and no germsman, you dont have to tell us))

Obviously RSF had has trial #3 turned down by lichking so keep trying.

And dont toss Guns N Roses, they were great before the break up

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2XtremeToTake
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posted June 30, 2005 04:41 PM

hows my trial #3 on RSF? Or is it 2 Xtreme To Take?


Oh yea, congrats Tossers Tavern for being the first topic ever to reach 100 pages.
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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 30, 2005 09:46 PM

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and for future practise, the toss kinda loses its touch when you apologise before you even have made it




Stiven,
it goes to show you how people are so sensitive these days... either that or their paranoid!!  Can't toss someone without fear of reprisal or a temper tantrum!!

I have to admit when someone calls another out and tosses'em because of something they did on HC always gets my fancy!!!

I'd toss a few but god only knows what Im's I can expect!!! (or maybe another break up letter!!!)


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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
posted June 30, 2005 10:48 PM

Gorman - let's just say, I've been tossed better...and leave it at that.
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jebus
jebus


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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted July 01, 2005 12:41 AM

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Gorman - let's just say, I've been tossed better...and leave it at that.


LMAO!!!
(man.... the mental images are outstanding!!!)


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