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Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 ... 96 97 98 99 100 ... 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


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posted June 26, 2005 09:32 AM
Edited By: 2XtremeToTake on 26 Jun 2005

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Im sorry RSF. Ill get pandora to replace them..


EDIT: you know, im not entirely sure, wahts the point of this entire thread? Like what do we talk about, is there a certain theme?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 26, 2005 10:12 AM

foobum,

You dont ask if there is any themes here, you go back the pages and learn it

And there are many, if you wanna be a regular here you for example must go ahead and take the Three Tosser Trials. That goes for all you virgintossers btw

Then once a tosser you can work your way up here, for example we are short of the following right now.

* A bouncer - acu left and well his scary dance could make most people go another direction

* A dishwasher - acu left, well yeah.. he did the dishes too. Atleast we think he did. There has been some complaints about the food though. Those were the ones we took as compliments, because some people wonderd what it was in the first place

* A chef - acu left, so well.. we officially do need one even if i seriously doubt the cooking could actually get worse

* A mopboy - yeah you guessed it, we lack one of those too after acu left...damn good mopper he was. And when he got tired and fell asleep, you could always keep mopping with that crazy hair of his

* A cage pet - since acu left germsman is feeling alone with his pink thong up in the cage. We need someone there too.. well..ermmm.. well, this is the kind of job you apply to when drunk so do the tests and then learn to drink like true padawan tossers


So.. take the trials and learn the true way of the force

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gorman
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posted June 26, 2005 10:48 AM

Stiven....the ladies tell me I'm a wild animal...but I didn't know guys like you thought the same way
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2XtremeToTake
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posted June 26, 2005 10:58 AM

Now Honestly, you cant expect me to read through 90 something pages of stuff now can you?

What are the Three Trial thingamajiggers? RAWR
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 26, 2005 11:49 AM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 26 Jun 2005

Quote:
Stiven....the ladies tell me I'm a wild animal...

and by that i assume you refer to your mother and grandmother when you go berserk in front of your computer?

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gorman
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posted June 27, 2005 07:31 AM

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and by that i assume you refer to your mother and grandmother when you go berserk in front of your computer?


You should see what your mother and grandmother say when I get them in the sack!
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2XtremeToTake
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posted June 27, 2005 07:34 AM

Gorman, this is tossers Tavern. Let it not degenerate into Flamers TaverN!
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 27, 2005 09:15 AM

I would like to take the Tosser Trials. Make me one of the regulars, I mean I am already just not by title. I want my official Tossers Certificate... and a tossbeer of course.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 27, 2005 12:08 PM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 27 Jun 2005

Thats the spirit, here they are:
The Three Tosser Trials

First trial: Find a discussion in a thread where your view is way different then a moderators. Then remind the moderator what an ass he/she is for having that view while arguing with him/her to point out that he/she is waay wrong.

Second trial: Find a n00b who gives bad advice or makes a boring "hi im new thread" and toss the n00b badly about it.

Third trial: Here you got a choice, you can either:
A) toss a spammer for being such boring tosser and spam the place down.
or
B) Make a funny toss about aculias in this thread.


Now these are your trials, but observe that noone of these 3 trials can be made in Volcanic Wasteland forum and all 3 trials must be approved by us tossers.

So this is what you have to do if you wanna toss here on a regular basis...

Now get out there young padawan tossers

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Asmodean
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posted June 27, 2005 01:14 PM

Quote:
First trial: Find a discussion in a thread where your view is way different then a moderators. Then remind the moderator what an ass he/she is for having that view while arguing with him/her to point out that he/she is waay wrong.


Go ahead punk, make my day
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LichKing
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posted June 27, 2005 01:26 PM

2 things

Quote:
Gorman, this is tossers Tavern. Let it not degenerate into Flamers TaverN!






1)  2X--You have much to learn.

2)  I toss daily.  Wanna see the pics?
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Jebus
Jebus


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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 28, 2005 02:58 PM

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So.. take the trials and learn the true way of the force


(wakes up from a drunken haze...)

did somebody say something about "the force"??


"I have returned from my travels from a far....  I've drank(and drunk) Alpine beers all weekend and am back to face your "wouldbe" trials...  "

Stiven,
can all 3 challenges be posted in the same thread ??
and are they to be placed before the TT council here in the tavern??

(who to challenge.... what MOD to I alienate??
hmmm.....  the choices, the choices....
Sweet ASS modean???
Pan-WHORRA???
Angel cake frito???

hmmmm.........

(much thought on this matter I will need..

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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 28, 2005 09:38 PM

Quote:

First trial: Find a discussion in a thread where your view is way different then a moderators. Then remind the moderator what an ass he/she is for having that view while arguing with him/her to point out that he/she is waay wrong.


Well I had a major disagreement with Kitten when she was Mod. Maybe a flamefest of me telling her what an ass she was lol. Does that count or do I have to do something new?


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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 29, 2005 02:46 AM

something new, and please link the page in question here when then. Us tossers are lazy bums

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2XtremeToTake
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posted June 29, 2005 08:37 AM

Quote:
First trial: Find a discussion in a thread where your view is way different then a moderators. Then remind the moderator what an ass he/she is for having that view while arguing with him/her to point out that he/she is waay wrong.

Second trial: Find a n00b who gives bad advice or makes a boring "hi im new thread" and toss the n00b badly about it.

Third trial: Here you got a choice, you can either:
A) toss a spammer for being such boring tosser and spam the place down.
or
B) Make a funny toss about aculias in this thread.



Hmm..Number ones going to be hard...

Number 2 will take time till i find a n00b

Number 3...

Ill think of somethin
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 29, 2005 09:35 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 29 Jun 2005

Number One is impossible if the mods won't post. How am I supposed to do Number One?

Alright maybe this will spark something.

Hockey sucks. It's the worst sport ever.

Oh yeah and I hate Guns N Roses.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 29, 2005 09:46 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 29 Jun 2005

In regards to 2Xtreme

1.) You are not a tosser

2.) Despite you being here for 3 years now, you are STILL a NOOB

3.) There is still hope. The fact that you are still a noob (even after 3 years) means that you still have time to grow and won't forever be the boring spammer that you are.


I'd like to submit this as Trial #3...

and I guess you can have the link too cause I mean you are after all a bunch of stupid tossers that can't even type their way out of a paper bag. Wait... that's just aculias. Nevermind... Well anyway... for the rest of you literate tossers, if you just happened to skim this post because you are too lazy to read something, then here's a nice shiny link in bold that you can keep clicking over and over until you get the idea that you need to actually read this post just in case you didn't get the wrong idea.

http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=4997&FID=3&pagenumber=99

Alright let's start taking bets to see if Aculias keeps clicking this link until he has so many windows open his computer crashes. I got 10 bucks that says he doesn't.
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Jebus
Jebus


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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 29, 2005 05:08 PM

Quote:

Alright let's start taking bets to see if Aculias keeps clicking this link until he has so many windows open his computer crashes. I got 10 bucks that says he doesn't.


Hey man that's not funny!!!
I thought my computer was *****ed!!!  
lol



(damn... got lots' of widows to close now!)

Stiven,
can we do 1 and 2 at the same time??
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pandora
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posted June 29, 2005 06:25 PM

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Number One is impossible if the mods won't post. How am I supposed to do Number One?

Alright maybe this will spark something.

Hockey sucks. It's the worst sport ever.

Oh yeah and I hate Guns N Roses.


*puts on mod hat* Alright little boy - bring it

I will say though, that a toss coming from someone who's been begging me for douchpoints, likely won't have the sting as a toss from.... well lets just say anyone else.

As for hockey sucking, I'd have to say that I laugh at your feeble attempt to egg me on. As if I'd ever expect an American to understand it anyways
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lkru33
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posted June 29, 2005 06:44 PM

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As for hockey sucking, I'd have to say that I laugh at your feeble attempt to egg me on. As if I'd ever expect an American to understand it anyways


If only the Canadians supported their sport as much as they preach, then their teams wouldn't end up here in the US (Phoenix, Colorado).  Detroit doesn't seem to have that problem with Hockey.
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