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privatehudson
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posted September 24, 2002 04:10 PM |
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Interesting indeed dargon
I shall try and post a short version of the dossier promised by Blair tommorow when it is released. Let's see how they compare hey?
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AzureMajesty
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Gaea Mother Earth
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posted September 27, 2002 11:54 PM |
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Off Topic But a little comic relief
Have you ever wondered what the Taliban watches on TV.
MONDAYS
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Monday Night Stoning
9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money
10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News
TUESDAYS
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 My Mullah the Car
WEDNESDAYS
8:00 Beat The Press
8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
9:00 Married With 139 Children
9:30 Just Shoot Everything
10:00 Veil Watch
THURSDAYS
8:00 Osama and Grace
8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban
10:00 My Favorite Martyr
FRIDAYS
8:00 Judge Omar
8:30 TeleTalibans
9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
9:30 Cave and Garden Television
10:00 Allah McBeal
ok, now back to the scheduled forum thread 
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dArGOn
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posted September 28, 2002 02:42 AM |
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Seen that before...but still gives me a laugh
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IYY
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posted September 28, 2002 02:49 AM |
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OMG! A 9 word post by dArGOn! Where is my camera?
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privatehudson
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posted September 28, 2002 02:53 AM |
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Well shame on me I missed the papers on the day the dossier was shown to the world. from what I can gather those papers who supported an attack prior to the dossier still do, and not that many have been convinced since it. The mirror for example has been rubbishing the whole idea since word go, so I geuss it's no suprise to see them saying the dossier is wrong.........
Oh and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
but to be fair IYY he did include a smiley and 3 full stops
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dArGOn
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posted September 29, 2002 09:53 AM |
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Longwinded huh
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IYY
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posted September 29, 2002 05:14 PM |
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Two words and a smiley!
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted October 07, 2002 09:03 PM |
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pandora
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posted October 07, 2002 09:59 PM |
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LOL Romana that was cute! 
To all of you making fun of dArGOn for being long winded, i'll have you know that he is also one of the funniest people i hae yet to meet online Not only is he funny but he's quite the animal lover! 
Maybe he'll share more of his true self with you guys soon, lol
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posted December 11, 2002 03:00 AM |
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A song about Osama.
Osama Yo'Mamma - Ray Stevens
Osama - yo' mama didn't raise you right
When you were young she must have wrapped yo' turban too tight
She should have kept you home on those arabian nights
It's plain to see - you need some therapy
Osama - yo' mama could have done a lot better
Though I bet every day you did somethin' to upset her
By the way, we got an answer to your anthrax letter
New York City's where it's from - it's called a smart bomb
And I can hear yo' mama sayin' now, "You in a heap o' trouble son
Now just look what you've done
Saw you on TV with yo' gun
Mercy sakes, I can't do a thing wit'cha, told ya dubyah's gonna git'cha"
And I can just hear dubyah sayin', "You in a heap 'o trouble boy
And I don't think you will enjoy
Our game of search and destroy
We got your terror right here, and we gon' run it up yo' rear"
Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you how to act
You've crossed the line too far this time, there ain't no turnin' back
You're startin' to remind us of another maniac
Yeah, you know who - he started World War II
Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you to behave
Now they say you're hangin' with the bats in a cave
Well, pullin' off that sneak attack was not too brave
Kinda makes us remember - the 7th of December
And I can hear yo' mama sayin' again, "You in a heap o' trouble son
Now just look what you've done
Saw you on TV with yo' gun
Mercy sakes, I can't do a thing wit'cha, told ya dubyah's gonna git'cha"
And I can just hear dubyah sayin', "You in a heap 'o trouble boy
And I don't think you will enjoy
Our game of search and destroy
We got your terror right here, and we gon' run it up yo' rear"
Osama yo' karma's really got you in a jam
But that's just what you get - when you mess with Uncle Sam
Osama the Taliban is history
Nobody wants to see you startin' World War Three
Osama you know the al-Qaida won't last
Osama, just like you, it's future's in the past
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posted December 11, 2002 03:15 AM |
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Why! the voices! stop! STOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
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dArGOn
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posted December 11, 2002 06:54 AM |
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Great song
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privatehudson
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posted December 11, 2002 02:51 PM |
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Anyone ever heard of where's wally? It's a cartoon book where there's a few hundred people on a page and you have to find one that looks like wally with there usually being 3 or 4 almost like wally, but not quite.......
Well I saw a spoof cartoon once called where's Ozzie? with osama taking the place of wally amongst hundreds of other people. The caption below said "Can you find Ozzie before america invades Iraq? Because the pentagon can't!"
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Wolfman
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posted December 12, 2002 02:02 PM |
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It's Where's Waldo here in the U.S.
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IYY
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posted December 13, 2002 02:45 AM |
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"Where's Effie?" in Israel
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Wolfman
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posted December 23, 2002 05:54 PM |
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Maybe these books are teaching kids to pick out a target for sniping?
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privatehudson
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posted January 23, 2003 04:46 AM |
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If the US starts a war against OSAMA
You're a little late my friend, they have been at war with this guy for the past year or so, it's just a pity they and us brits didn't capture him in Afghanistan, then maybe we could have a more peaceful world.
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posted January 24, 2003 01:50 AM |
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You're a little late my friend, they have been at war with this guy for the past year or so, it's just a pity they and us brits didn't capture him in Afghanistan, then maybe we could have a more peaceful world.
Now..do you really think that osama is the cause why the world is not peaceful???U.S. are the ones reasponsible for most of bad things happening today..and i don't want to offend anyone here..U.S are a jews puppet they control the world from behind the curtains and hence they are reasponsible for a lot of bad things happening today .If you ask why Jews..The answer is money .
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Wolfman
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posted January 24, 2003 02:21 AM |
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Now..do you really think that osama is the cause why the world is not peaceful???U.S. are the ones reasponsible for most of bad things happening today..and i don't want to offend anyone here..U.S are a jews puppet they control the world from behind the curtains and hence they are reasponsible for a lot of bad things happening today .If you ask why Jews..The answer is money .
There is so much wrong with that I don't know what to say...I'll leave it for Dargon.
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privatehudson
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posted January 24, 2003 02:28 AM |
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Now..do you really think that osama is the cause why the world is not peaceful???U.S. are the ones reasponsible for most of bad things happening today..and i don't want to offend anyone here..U.S are a jews puppet they control the world from behind the curtains and hence they are reasponsible for a lot of bad things happening today .If you ask why Jews..The answer is money .
*Shudders at how close this sounds to Hitler's Mein Kampf*
Hitlers views - Blame the jews, they control the world through the economy and media, they corrupt the world, they lost germany WWI, they kept germany poor in inter-war years etc etc.
See how close yours are to his? The Jewish population of america may be a powerful lobby, the americans may even be quite heavily influenced by them and especially Israel, (to my knowledge they've only really ever threatened them seriously once through the UN - Suez in 1956) but to claim this is the root of all evil is a little far fetched and frankly facist in style and content.
And I didn't say he was the SOLE reason, but he is an important reason for the Afghan and Iraq conflicts.....
And why wait for Dargon Wolfman? You could answer him yourself you know!
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