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Shae_Trielle
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posted July 06, 2001 01:42 PM |
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Hiya Kuma....
Well, there goes that idea!
Kuma it's nice to see you finally have a tavern big enough for your 7 foot frame to walk around in!
And I'm not really a pub visiting kinda girl but I guess I am a pub kinda girl, if you know what I mean. I wanted to wait until someone else came in here first before I dared show my ugly mug.
The only thing that's missing from this place is a DeeJay and a dance floor! And stuff the beer! Nothing but liquer for me thank you. And don't give me those cheap half shots either!
Now, if only I can find someone to slow jam with me...
*smile*
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Mystery
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posted July 06, 2001 02:20 PM |
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Hmmmmmm...........
Hehe, u need some nice big bottle of some sucky Russian Vodka for 10 cents / 5 Litres, it'll make u stop being green, prolly make u gray (U'll be undead I think, if they'll ever animate u). 
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Shae_Trielle
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posted July 06, 2001 02:27 PM |
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LMAO!
Now you're talking to me about being hung over!
I have green hair and yellow skin because I use vodka to shower with. You on the other hand are the one with the white eyebrows, the alcohol poisoned yellow eyes and the grey skin and you even got a BARF bag over your mouth! Now that's what I call HUNG OVER!
And I'm NOT here for the topless barmaid job thank you!
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Mystery
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posted July 06, 2001 02:51 PM |
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Hehehe, why not.
After all, ur avatar is supposed to be one, according to Ves.
Kool, my 500th post.
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 06, 2001 07:24 PM |
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No topless people allowed here, this is a nice tavern, this ain't bloody Amsterdam...
*serves Shae a huge glass of Pina Colada, Vodka and pineapplejuice and gives rest of Vodkabottle to Mystery.*
-edited- bugger... 21st post; no taverndweller anymore 
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Mystery
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posted July 06, 2001 07:58 PM |
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Hehe, ugh, this is gasoline and no Vodka! Or maybe that's how Russian Vodka should taste  .......
Now, it's my 500th post, and im gonna make another one right now so it stays 500 a little longer.
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Mystery
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posted July 06, 2001 08:02 PM |
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Bloody......
So why no Bloody Amsterdam? Why no topless people? Well no topless Shae plz (Cabbagehead from a swamp, ugh ). And what about joints? huh? %).
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Mystery
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posted July 06, 2001 08:03 PM |
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Oh A third one needed. hehe
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 06, 2001 08:30 PM |
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And one sandwich Spam for Mystery coming up...
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TheBlackDragon
Promising
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Dungeon Defender/ Dragon Lord
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posted July 06, 2001 10:40 PM |
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I would come in but its just the ears I look like a elf or leperchaun but I am Supiroior right? HMMMM only I can tell
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 06, 2001 11:10 PM |
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In my tavern all 'people' are equal; even funny looking elves.
*hands over a bottle of Heineken and quickly takes two steps back*
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Shae_Trielle
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posted July 07, 2001 11:05 AM |
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Mysterious mystery
Mystery, you're so drunk on your own posts already that you made the fatal error of posting THREE in a row! That effectively meant a minus THREE to your post count which means that you have less than 500 posts! LMAO! You p!sshead! Go and drink some more gasoline!
And seeing as only ves has seen my yellow body in the nude (I just heard Mel punch him in the mouth, LOL) I guess the rest of you must be jealous, because you can only dream about my cabbage patch!
I'm surprised the barman knows how to serve real drinks around here! Another Pina for me! Eh big tall guy! I said another PINA FOR ME!!!!!
*smile*
*hic!*
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Kuma
Promising
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u can type so much text in her
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posted July 07, 2001 02:56 PM |
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sorry Milady... another "southern atmosphere" coming up.
Could I interest u in a nice "Boswandeling", it's a typical Dutch drink, sweet with a nasty bite, just like us.
Ehhmm BTW Shae, u got any plans until next friday? I'm kinda have to go to Copenhagen (to get some Carlsberg), maybe u can look after the place these 6 days... plz?
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Shae_Trielle
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posted July 07, 2001 04:00 PM |
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From Tavern Dweller to Tavern OWNER
Woo, six days behind a bar (I said BAR, not BARS). I guess I can cope with this rowdy, drunken, womanizing, pipe-smoking lot for a little while. And just so I'm not here alone, all girls get free entry and half priced drinks! Yay!
For my generosity though, all you guys have to pay double! Can't let Kuma's Home go down the gurgler, somebody has to keep up the profits!
Okay, now that I'm serving the drinks, all of you guys can moan about your wives (girlfriends?) and tell me all of your KoR Blimey Fantasies....
I'm all ears!
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Mystery
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posted July 07, 2001 04:54 PM |
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Wah...... Shae ull be behind bars very soon after the cops catch me smoking joint in UR bar, , and for lettin ur g\visitors drink gasoline, now im gonna say u tried to poison me. Ok, wah im too drunk from vodking drink i fall im gonna think down, ugh....... *hic* ohh i dont good too feel........ BWAH! *throws up on shae and the color seems to fit her well*
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ghostofdeath
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posted July 07, 2001 06:26 PM |
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ill take some joint and hope the police dont come
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titan
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posted July 07, 2001 06:48 PM |
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eh kuma maak die deur ff wat groter ik kom er nie in
( in engels voor mense die dit nie kunne lezen )
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Mystery
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posted July 07, 2001 07:01 PM |
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eh kuma fhauhfnuiaw ufnuawif;wuihfp awf fuhawuipfh
(diwhuhdf uhfuii fhuifpuqwh fhuwqhp)
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Murphy
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posted July 07, 2001 08:33 PM |
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Hey, does this tavern serve flesh?
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Mystery
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posted July 07, 2001 08:45 PM |
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Hmmmmmmmm.
Yes.
It serves the pleasures of flesh in the from of naked Shae, but u have to
be severly drunk to be able to enjoy that .
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