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Heroes Community > Tournament of Honor > Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM
Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM This thread is 36 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 ... 32 33 34 35 36 · «PREV / NEXT»
Mystery
Mystery


Famous Hero
Hatebreeder
posted July 11, 2001 06:22 PM

LOL

No we dont need any table dancing!

Wah, I'm no ugly, I'm a dark templar, ur not supposed to see me. *Mystery draws his warp blade* HA! *Slashes a table in half with in a cool slow motion movement* Aright u tavern dwellers drunakrds! I take you for a challenge!
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D3@th t0 Fals3 m3Tal!

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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted July 11, 2001 09:22 PM

oh no! is big ZERATUL... should of wached ol Rasagal, and if you had, the zerg wouldnt of gotten her now would they!? i no howto deal wit dark templars... i need only unleash a few thousand zerglings, and you're toast!
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Mystery
Mystery


Famous Hero
Hatebreeder
posted July 12, 2001 12:23 AM

*Send immense psi waves and all zerglings die* So you wanna test my powers? Ill give you a 1st hands lesson *Tracks down the psi waves to Dragoth and slashes his cerebrate body with a warp blade until the psi waves are no more*
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ugene_de_mue...
ugene_de_muerte


Adventuring Hero
Romanii ca brazii
posted July 12, 2001 03:13 PM

Here I come

The door opens slowly and a tall stranger walks in. He has no face, so everyone seems to think that he is walking backwards. Uh...actually he has no head...but no one seems interested in hearing his long story of sorrowfull love, meaningfull hate and...HEY! NO! DON'T THROW ME OUT, YOU...@#$#%^*&%$#$...I'M NOT BONY I'M SLIM, DAMN IT!!! HEYYY...

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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
posted July 12, 2001 03:25 PM

LOL!

That was a laugh!!!!

For that I will give Ugene a free bottle of Wraithspirit wine!

And I should tell Kuma to hang a 'no Zergs' sign up on the front door. And no PSI too, lol what the hell is this? A turbo drag meet?


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ugene_de_mue...
ugene_de_muerte


Adventuring Hero
Romanii ca brazii
posted July 12, 2001 03:58 PM

A friendly face? And it is green, like mine !

Thanks, Shae, I really needed that. They threw me in a pile of garbage in the backyard, so bring me the wine there. And, well, if you are here...don't you wanna hear a longboringsad story? Well, brace yourself...NO. NO! DAMN IT THAT IS MY PILE!!! NOOOOOOO...
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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 12, 2001 10:53 PM
Edited By: Kuma on 12 Jul 2001

Order in the tavern

Brown from the Danish sun, pissing wet from the rain that always follows after that, The owner returns.

Shae, thankx a heap taking care so far. Can we discuss a permanent co-ownership?

There will be no violence in this tavern anymore, and especially no Rychees will be thrown through my door.

*some weird creatures still make attempts and a giant claw flies through the air*

To show u my new intentions, this week (starting thursday evening) will be poetry-week. Let's see which one of u has the guts to open up and put down some SELFWRITTEN stuff here on the walls.
I know it's very easy to write something rude or simple about this, but maybe next week will be "rude & simple-week"
Not this week.

I'll start off myself, wif a very sarcastic one:

LEINCHEN'S WAY:

Be gentle and polite
No kiss on the first date, don't rock the first night

I'm a man of my word, I know where I stand,
Me, my principles and my left hand.

-Momus-




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ghostofdeath
ghostofdeath


Adventuring Hero
posted July 12, 2001 11:05 PM

there once was a man from nantucket...........lol
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pleuris
pleuris


Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
posted July 13, 2001 11:59 AM

He: Here's my phone-number: 555-1234

She: Wait a minute! 555 is not a real number! They only use that in the movies!

He: What do you think this is, honey? Real life?

-Andrew Dice Clay

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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
posted July 14, 2001 11:47 AM

LOL

Kuma, I think I'll wait for next week!

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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 14, 2001 04:22 PM

yeah, not many poets here. too bad. Now Cheesus will prolly carve "I was here" on every wall
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Defreni
Defreni


Promising
Famous Hero
posted July 14, 2001 05:43 PM

Well, Been away for quite some time....

Did u bring any Carlsbergs back from Denmark Kuma???
Narh guess I aint that lucky.

Strange thing life is, could easily get Carlsberg in Saigon, there was even Carlsberg girls in low cut dresses serving them.
But here in this cyberjoint not even a whiff.
Well then could I order a Leffe?

Nooooo, not a Leffe blonde, that one gotta a strange perfume taste to it. Please give me a Brune...

Arhhhhh, that was a nice gesture, switching my beer at no extra charge

Well no holiday for me this year, so back to dreaming about Ko-Phanang again, just give me a couple of weeks there and ill be back at full strength
Thx for the beer, just put it on my tab
Cya Kuma and the rest of u

Defreni
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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 14, 2001 05:54 PM

Leffe Blond, Brown, Double.. Whatever u want Defreni.

And getting Carlsberg was no problem in Copenhagen, also finding beautiful women there wasn't much of a problem. Very Stylefull.
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Cheesus
Cheesus


Known Hero
The Untouchable
posted July 15, 2001 01:53 PM

Dead poet society

I was here
had me a good Heineken beer
When the sun rises
and we are full of surprises
We will all see the light
you know i am right
But when the sun goes down
we will no longer turn brown
And when that sun is down, we go to this place
where everybody has a name, yet not a face
So what am i doing here
i have no idea, will get me another beer.

- I was here
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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted July 15, 2001 10:27 PM

hehe here goes...
there was a dude named kuma
his friends called him montezuma
so he went to the zoo
and played a kazoo...
only to be flayed alive by a puma
                 
                 ~Murphy
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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 16, 2001 11:30 AM

Yeah, sjitloads of friends call me Montezuma, because it's so easy to say, just rolls of ur tongue...

Cheesus' poem has been put in a frame and hangs above the bar. *And a free beer that comes wif that *

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Cheesus
Cheesus


Known Hero
The Untouchable
posted July 16, 2001 11:53 AM

thatīs my second free beer!

Cheers mate!
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MidnightWraith
MidnightWraith


Adventuring Hero
posted July 16, 2001 11:56 AM

A temporal visitor...

*ghostly figure enters via wall, pauses near bar, a few drinkers glance sideways following with their eyes, seems they've seen this before, meanwhile the translucent dark figure levitates stool near bar and proceeds to position on it*

"The usual?" says Kuma

*ghostly figure dips briefly to guesture approval, kuma walks to back of bar and yanks open freezer door, puts on a pair of old gloves, grabs metal container and places on bench, using tongs removes a luminous green egg shaped object, brightest at the centre, and places in a glass, replacing container quickly into freezer and snapping door shut. Kuma walks back to front bar placing glass in front of the shadowy apparition and efficiently serves the next customer whilst managing his staff*

"Shae, this fellow needs to pay" says Kuma again

"Kuma nodding in the direction of the dark being. Shae, taken aback watches the glass levitate and the bright green object leaves glass and upon entering the being, flashes brightly for a second as if burst, before dissapating through to "his" ghostly perimeter. Shae opens mouth to ask for the money*

"a..." shae mouths

*but for once is lost for words... and before speech returns to her mortal self the ghost is gone. Shae blinks staring momentarily into space before flinching as the levitated stool crashes to the bar floor. Glances at kuma, thinking of fifty excuses why she didnt get the money before noticing a LARGE pile of shiny guilders on the bar. Shae smiles and counts them...*

"Four hundred and Seventy Five guilders!" exclaimed Shae

*Kuma briefly turns, looks at Shae, smiles knowingly and nods*

"A small price to pay for a dragon's soul." replies Kuma


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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 16, 2001 12:20 PM

*Where is that damn Wraith, prices r in Euro's here*
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MidnightWraith
MidnightWraith


Adventuring Hero
posted July 16, 2001 04:16 PM

ugh, Euro's, are they real? or just a money market conspiracy to kill the British pound

*proceeds to order a drink, a scotch and dry, which guarantees the conspiracy theory will be further embellished as the night goes on*
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