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Heroes Community > Tournament of Honor > Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM
Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM This thread is 36 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 ... 32 33 34 35 36 · «PREV / NEXT»
Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 16, 2001 04:22 PM

Well actually we're not only trying to kill the British pound, we're trying to sell the whole United(?) Kingdom to the United (?) States, historically seen a good joke we think.

The French yet dunno that tehy're next, it seems that Muroroa has shown interest...


*keeps pooring liquor in MW, will keep the conspiracy-stories going*

Anyone else know one?

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Cheesus
Cheesus


Known Hero
The Untouchable
posted July 16, 2001 04:23 PM

Euro´s already?

He Kuma, do you know some place i can get euro´s?

My bill is rising and i never noticed i had to pay euro´s i feel betrayed! Oh well, at least i got 2 beers for free
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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 16, 2001 04:26 PM

Quote:
He Kuma, do you know some place i can get euro´s?

Ehmmm.... in Europe??

My bill is rising and i never noticed i had to pay euro´s i feel betrayed!

I would never betray a fellow-Dutchman, it's not in our blood. Ah well actually it is, kinda why we lost our position in the world in the first place

Oh well, at least i got 2 beers for free

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Cheesus
Cheesus


Known Hero
The Untouchable
posted July 16, 2001 04:32 PM

ehmm Europe?

You´re telling me i have to wait for the 1st of january 2002 before i can pay my bill?

Hehe guess you won´t be seeing me after 31-12-2001
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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
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banned
posted July 16, 2001 04:34 PM

~ok, ive had a long night... monty, getme four double vodkas and some pickled eggs... (places some large golden coins on the counter,passes them to the elf witch...)ah! thank you... downs all four drinks in a single gulp...(hic*) ah i needed that... this bizarre wraithlike dude was outside, and i think he was glowing... or was that me?(punches himself)stop going to those partys at night!(arm gets tired, stops punching)(hic*) hey whose this green chic? (looks at old lady on corner...)(shae slaps him, and he regains his senses..)whew! thanks shi shi!~
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Kuma
Kuma


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posted July 16, 2001 05:03 PM

Quote:
You´re telling me i have to wait for the 1st of january 2002 before i can pay my bill?

Hehe guess you won´t be seeing me after 31-12-2001


Yep, he's Dutch alright...
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Cheesus
Cheesus


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The Untouchable
posted July 16, 2001 07:22 PM

yeah i'm dutch :)

But that was not what we were talking about.
Oh well, I will get my euro's ready
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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted July 16, 2001 07:37 PM

i want SERVICE!

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Phantom1500
Phantom1500


Adventuring Hero
posted July 16, 2001 08:55 PM

Hey Kuma, i heard your dragon souls are non-alcoholic, what's up with that? Anyway gimme one of them anyway and wraith said he will pick up the tab later .

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Kuma
Kuma


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u can type so much text in her
posted July 17, 2001 12:44 AM

that's a mighty nice thing to do from wraith.


*here's ur drink man*

BTW how's cheat-catching-business doing these days; any new trophies on the wall?

Ehhh, what kinda service u wanted Mister Murphy?
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Phantom1500
Phantom1500


Adventuring Hero
posted July 17, 2001 04:09 AM

Ahh thanks Kuma, how about another one and put that one on wraith too and 2carlsberg please just keep throwing it on the tab. This old phantom is not interested in catching anything or anyone anymore. I am just gonna sit in this tavern as long as i can and sip on the carlsbergs telling stories of glorious battles i once fought.

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MidnightWraith
MidnightWraith


Adventuring Hero
posted July 17, 2001 06:56 AM

in one pocket and out the other

*wraithian being enters via wall (yeah likes that trick) levitates coins from phantom's cloak, coins move around bar then over to kuma's account book, book pages flick past one at a time at great speed till finally coins deposit on book*

"He He" Kuma chuckles as he has seen that trick before

*ghostly figure vanishes, kuma takes a closer look at coins*

"Damn Guilders again!"
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Kuma
Kuma


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Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 17, 2001 08:58 AM

Phantom, as long as ur here; tell us some good old cheat-catching stories, will ya? *Here's ur order.*

*now what to do about those wraith-flying-through-walls-figure? Hmmmm*
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Cheesus
Cheesus


Known Hero
The Untouchable
posted July 17, 2001 09:06 AM

it´s easy

It´s easy.

Who do you call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
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Phantom1500
Phantom1500


Adventuring Hero
posted July 17, 2001 09:19 AM

Sorry Kuma, a tavern is not the place to discuss the dishonorable, but to praise the honorable, hehe. How about a bottle of Stoli please and another carlsberg. That damn wraith took all my money though, i will have to pay you back in his blood .

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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 17, 2001 09:48 AM

no, don't mention any names, just give us ur secrets of catching them.

Blood of Wraith? hmmm maybe in another camapign against us?
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Darxion
Darxion


Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
posted July 17, 2001 11:04 AM

The Good Ol' Days.....

Reading through all these posts reminds me of the days gone by when I used to sit on P* (Prodigy), the old competitor to AOL and CompuServe.  Had a chat room called "Neighborhood Bar".  I would sit in there and chat with old friends and newcomers alike for hours.  <how about a Jaegermeister, please?>  Nostalgia surfaces with the likes of this board.  :{>


PS...They always loved the bare drink and spalsh routine I did back then.
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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
posted July 17, 2001 02:22 PM

Okay now!

If this were an aussie pub, you'd all be barred for being far too picky (we only have VB here mate.) and far too sober!

Now the next rat who calls me a green chic old lady will get to know what a male G spot is!

And wraiths aren't welcome here unless they use the door like everyone else!

Oh yes, one last thing! The Euro doesn't even exist yet. So for the time being you all can pay in GOLD pieces, and no fake minted crap from the el Cheapo guild down the road!

Now who wants a bloody beer?

*smile*


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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 17, 2001 05:26 PM

Shae for bouncer

*room still shakes after Shae spoke*
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MidnightWraith
MidnightWraith


Adventuring Hero
posted July 17, 2001 05:59 PM

geez have u ever seen a wraith use a door handle? Dont have a good pair of hands like u mortals. But i guess i can enter "through" the door and pay with someone's gold pieces.

*orders gin and tonic from Kuma and positions ghostly self at the bar apparently comfortable*
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