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Zud
Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
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posted July 17, 2001 07:47 PM |
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Does the green chic old lady give lap dances? and will she give my G spot a little friction?
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Winner or Whiner?
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 17, 2001 09:20 PM |
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Streakin' is out?
<brought bottle of Jaeger, since Shae only serves beer....take several swigs>
Where are all the "other" women <averts potential glare from the ol' green lady...LOL>???
<thinking about trying the "bare drink and run" routine...maybe another drink or two>
*sigh*
<takes seat in dark corner with bottle of Jaeger under cloak.....for now>
<hoping others don't mind>
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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ugene_de_mue...
Adventuring Hero
Romanii ca brazii
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posted July 17, 2001 11:17 PM |
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I WANT TO GET DRUNK!!!!!! I HAVE MONEY!!!! DAMN!!!!
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Give me one year and I'll teach your horse to speak
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 18, 2001 12:47 AM |
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Edited By: Murphy on 17 Jul 2001
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i would like a... um double vodka and a bj...
from shae, that is...
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 18, 2001 01:38 AM |
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Pours a double vodka...
Here you go litte black riding hood, a double vodka just as you asked. Oh what's that round thing sitting in the bottom of the glass? It's the newest fad over in Australia. 'Murphy's testicle', they call it. Now DRINK up!
*walks over to the other side of the bar*
Zud you handsome stud
You should have told me
You wanted a piece of my spud
Got my blood going thud
With that handsome dragon mug
Now come over here you gorgous
Let's go upstairs and....
*coy smile*
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 18, 2001 01:44 AM |
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hehe.... little do you know, i am part namek, so i can regenerate my anatomy quickly... (chucks testicle at shae, who was not looking... does down throat, shae starts breakdancing...))
well, it seems someone cant take the alcoholic content!
it must have been soaking in the vodka too long...
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 18, 2001 02:01 AM |
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LOL!
I'd like to see how you throw a testicle at the back of my head while I'm not looking and make it go down my throat (no I don't swallow, I chew first!). Damn you'd have to be part Namek (whatever that is, lol I'm part Chinese thank you) to be able to do that.
And at least I CAN breakdance! The next thing I'm gonna break is that damn bottle over your damned head!
*smile*
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zedrin
Known Hero
Ping pong goes the gong
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posted July 18, 2001 02:02 AM |
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In the beginning there was silence... now there is noise.
Is this the end?
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"Blow wind! Come wrack
At least we die with harness on our back" - Shakespeare, Macbeth
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Cheesus
Known Hero
The Untouchable
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posted July 18, 2001 08:29 AM |
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Huh? Silence?
Where? When?
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Win or lose, it doesn't matter. The way it happens is what is important
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MidnightWraith
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 18, 2001 05:07 PM |
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know thy limits
*regular drinkers notice the ghostly apparition is still at bar, 9 empty glasses in front of itself, glows a pale green, not from the juice of a dragon soul (u think i'm make of gold?) but from the mere fact that wraiths dont handle their drink well, no liver or kidneys makes for a cheap night out*
...well it would have been cheap if i stopped after 3 drinks
and by the way phantom, u havent expounded on your tales of cheat hunting... like the one about the "inspector gadget" of logistics... can grow at will... or the one about the utopia that was cracked with 5 creatures and 5 mana with no losses... or the one about... c'mon there must be some others... change the names to protect the innocent, wait a minute... what the heck, give them alias's like bob or Nebuchadnezzar, we just wanna hear the super sleuthing that caught the buggers.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 18, 2001 05:14 PM |
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Wow...
I never believed that some posters are here talking about chewing of...
Does this somehow be part of unknown heroes series (at least for me) or does this be the whole idea of this thread?...
Maybe so, maybe I should ease up a little, I wonder what could happen then?...
You should be really scared of that now...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 18, 2001 09:01 PM |
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hehe well shae, i think you need to get me a funnel, a keg of vodka, and a siphon... ill show that midwraith how much the undead can drink... anyone wanna bet 100 gp that i can do it in 10 seconds?
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ugene_de_mue...
Adventuring Hero
Romanii ca brazii
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posted July 18, 2001 09:06 PM |
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"NOISE?! Who is noisy? Yes, I would like a botlle of tequilla and a cold beer, thank you. And gimme some cheesus snacksus wif the beer, k?"
He laughs without noticing that a strange manga character is giving him an ugly look and drinks almost half of his tequilla.
"Ok, here's some poetry for you, Kuma, hear it, treasure it, love it!"
He starts singing with a very false and annoyng voice:
"'cause that's the waaaay good men are drinkin'
Frooom sundayyy 'til monday evening..."
Kuma tries to stuff his ears with some pages torn from a Playboy magazine that has someone green on the cover.
"And tthat's the waaay brothers are drinkin'
Frooom sundayyy 'til wendesday evening...
And that's...hicup...Gimmi anather bear wif samcks, makeit for the road, K?"
He notices Zedrin sitting next to him on the counter, and tells him in a friendly tone:
"Gdryx iouyp...hic..."
And abruptelly collapses.
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Give me one year and I'll teach your horse to speak
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 18, 2001 09:12 PM |
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that guy just made this entire place stink...
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ghostofdeath
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 18, 2001 10:11 PM |
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walks in buys some wine with his fake id
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I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 18, 2001 10:27 PM |
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wine? hehe if you want wine, go to new hampshire!
shae, wheres my keg?
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 19, 2001 12:02 AM |
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*Kuma walks in and smiles; Bar is running like madness. Taps several drunk people friendly on/through the shoulder*
Now, Shae about that 'chewingbusiness' let's not scare too many costumers away, nah shall we?
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 19, 2001 12:07 AM |
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Yes, it's scary...
When he shows those teeth...
I always back away now when that happens...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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zedrin
Known Hero
Ping pong goes the gong
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posted July 19, 2001 01:25 AM |
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Well i finally got some time for myself. I come to a nice bar and find it full of raving lunatics...
What's this world coming to?!
Anyway, it's too late to go somewhere else so pour me a Johnny Walker Black, and leave the bottle...
And to those that wish to bother me i say in advance: Bugger Off!
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"Blow wind! Come wrack
At least we die with harness on our back" - Shakespeare, Macbeth
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 19, 2001 01:27 AM |
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Help me Kuma!
Hey Murph! What do I look like? Bloody Arnold Schwarzenegger? How the hell am I supposed to pick up a 200 pound keg of beer and toss it across the bar? You want your keg then I'm afraid you're just gonna have to come around here and - HEY!
*turns to the ghost*
No teenie boppers in here! What do you think you're the first wise-guy to try that fake ID on me?! Let me tell you something child, I invented the fake ID!
*turns to wraith*
Hey, what are you trying to do? Blend in with my hair?! Will you get this little pipsqueak outta here! Tell him he can only come in if he gets lemonade next time!
*turns to Sha_Men*
now who did you say was scary when he shows his teeth....?
*smile*
PS: Kuma, we need a bouncer up in here!
PPS: Oh yes, and a gold register too! My pockets are starting to pull my pants down....
LOL!
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