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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted May 14, 2019 03:01 AM

Neraus said:
@Noobie
Sir, do you imply I would take advantage of a depressed drunken lady? Shame on you, it's already shameful that I shall let her indulge in such an unlady like behaviour, I won't sully my honour any further.
What is this? 1878? Drinking is hardly unladylike. Perhaps it is you who has the problem with drinking and you're projecting.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 14, 2019 08:36 AM


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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted May 14, 2019 09:02 AM



You need vodka hospital.

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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted May 14, 2019 01:16 PM

Hello y'all. I am out of place with this random. Y'all are comrades and this is the by far longest oldest anything I kind of have in the planet here earth.

2001 Oct 31 meow meow meow

I'm also bragging to the DNI nubettes and noobs. That Celfius is exclusive ne and originated on record officially here.

And I've always liked the name of this site.

But I'm effective scjiOas well. And I'm bragging to chicks.

Is she I'm this dimension? Dimension just forget words. UESS we taking Terrence mahjne elves dimension. That's all they eat.

Holy f! (Acknowledge. Appllligized. Continue)

Don't ask.


But thanks I might not have a cracy sniper wife making sure I'm at work or

Idfk... J don't work yet I just got here

Denver.

Where i stop typing frenzies much more quicy now.
Quickly now.



As soon as I'm working
I'll have that extra 200 to drop out of my pockets every few days like worst case scenario. But if I'm going to be useful for more than just MAIN D (M.D. it's really the only full-time part time or seasonal job I'd do for no paychecks.

But anyways.

I'm probably asking the same thing as you... the solitude Complete reading the retired loony tunes complete withjn sanity finnaly. A word I agree with.

Dffective.
J mean Effective.
But I'm (ch/k/i)ronically D effective too. Unfortunately. As far as hands (NSFW . NSFNEWFOUNDLAND ETC)

As long as the report is good.
I was pretty convinced anetta was preggers?haha preggers is in spell check)

Like its obscene to speak more celfious aka your real name. Which

I'll be Jerem. Perhaps. Jarem?
It's my name without the Y.
Plz don't ask y. I'm clmetely within sanity meow meow MEOW


(This (below) was supposed to be part of some random incomplete thought types above.
I. So glad phones are working with me again. They used to retype my sNow when I pressed Submit. Post. Etc


(This is my typo )
Probably not even any
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted May 14, 2019 09:43 PM

NoobX said:

I can hear it.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 14, 2019 09:57 PM

It seemed the most appropriate.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted May 14, 2019 10:01 PM

*Insert LEGO Yoda death sound*
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted May 23, 2019 08:35 AM



Are you okay, Neraus?

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 23, 2019 08:54 AM

He's locked in a sex dungeon by the Dominatrix.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted May 23, 2019 11:48 AM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 11:52, 23 May 2019.

She's an artist... a performance artist. She's there just to fulfill your fantasies. Your Deep. Dark. Fantasies.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 23, 2019 01:44 PM

Quite a dire situation, indeed.  His poor Catholic soul being corrupted by devilish temptations of his lusty, dark mistress.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted May 23, 2019 03:23 PM

As if.

There is a slight problem called lack of material right now, I'm not really in the mood since things with drawing girl have been less than suboptimal.

Namely, I may have blundered even more than before and basically squandered a chance to captivate her, considering I had the balls to actually try to ask her out, now, some say it's just not gonna work out, others say she just said no to meeting to study and I was just too much of a fool to not actually ask her out. Either way, we're already at the exit, which may end the second season quite abruptly.

Plus I saw some bad glances from her, so... I'm probably not gonna have any chances anymore, if ever I had any in the first place.

Now, to dispel one myth, my violent friend is not a dominatrix, she's just misunderstood, she's a sweetie when it comes to romantic stuff, which doesn't come up often enough to relieve my bones from their pain, anyway, the other problem is she always says she doesn't love me, she just doesn't have anything better to do.
Her high threshold of bearing with my shenanigans is probably due to the fact that she knows I'm always up for trouble, and she loves getting in trouble.
Next up, stalker is getting less overt, something tells me she's just gonna fade away eventually, which is sad, considering that if the suspects were right she was the big tiddy goth gf I could've had, but we're both too clumsy to get together.

And others have been more of the same.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 23, 2019 04:36 PM

Neraus said:
Now, to dispel one myth, my violent friend is not a dominatrix, she's just misunderstood, she's a sweetie when it comes to romantic stuff, which doesn't come up often enough to relieve my bones from their pain,


Yeah, yeah, we needed to give her a name and this is the first thing that popped in my mind.

Quote:
anyway, the other problem is she always says she doesn't love me, she just doesn't have anything better to do.


HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS?  T S U N D E R E !!!!!!11!!oneone!!1!!

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Her high threshold of bearing with my shenanigans is probably due to the fact that she knows I'm always up for trouble, and she loves getting in trouble.


Say that your middle name is Trouble and let her get inside you
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 23, 2019 04:38 PM

LizardWarrior is the one with a dominatrix. We haven't heard from him since... December I take?
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 23, 2019 04:43 PM

NoobX said:
and let her get inside you

Now now, havent we thought you anything in the Men Talk About Girls thread young Noobx, the objective is the other way around.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 23, 2019 04:46 PM

artu said:
NoobX said:
and let her get inside you

Now now, havent we thought you anything in the Men Talk About Girls thread young Noobx, the objective is the other way around.


Not in Thailand and Dominatrix's sex dungeon.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted May 23, 2019 05:34 PM

Kipshasz said:
LizardWarrior is the one with a dominatrix. We haven't heard from him since... December I take?


Now that you mention it, Lizzie has been AWOL since a long time.
You should also complete the story, since he was competing with an Ivan for a place in his boss' dungeon, so for all we know he might have opted for the Roman option to show he was worth more than a Romanian.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted May 23, 2019 05:36 PM

NoobX said:
Quite a dire situation, indeed.  His poor Catholic soul being corrupted by devilish temptations of his lusty, dark mistress.
He's only let out once a day to use the bathroom and eat. Like a pet.

Neraus said:
which may end the second season quite abruptly.
Oooh cliffhanger!

NoobX said:
artu said:
NoobX said:
and let her get inside you

Now now, havent we thought you anything in the Men Talk About Girls thread young Noobx, the objective is the other way around.


Not in Thailand and Dominatrix's sex dungeon.
Precisely.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted May 24, 2019 09:54 AM

Kipshasz said:
LizardWarrior is the one with a dominatrix. We haven't heard from him since... December I take?


LizardWarrior is on an important mission to make Romania Great(er) again.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 24, 2019 10:05 AM

He got lost in Transylvania.
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