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Heroes Community > Bards Glade Pyre (RPG) > Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!!
Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 26 27 28 29 30 ... 40 50 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted May 15, 2003 12:09 AM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 15 May 2003

Now, what do we do with Saruman here??  Maybe he's still just really hung over.  I know how to bring him around.

Here Romey, you roll up this newspaper and I'll get the strap-on --
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 15, 2003 12:14 AM

Nah I'll just unleash Snowy  

Snowy starts chasing Saruman around who is running like hell and screaming his longues out..

Oh Saruman I have a suggestion: Just stop believing in Snowy and you'll be ok  *evil grin*

Saruman stops running and starts chanting : "you're not real you're not real you're...ARghhhhhhhh

Ok..lemme explain this bit..Looks like Snowy did exists afterall  BUHAHAHAHAHHA  
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gorman
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posted May 15, 2003 01:01 AM

:| boy, poor snowy may get indigestion!! LOL
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Saruman
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posted May 15, 2003 01:15 AM

It appears that I am inside of a polar bear. Good thing I have an invisible force field that will protect me from anything (Which might explain how I managed to escape Djive's wrath several times). Well, might as well make the most of it.

*Takes out cell phone*

Hello, Khaz-Moden? I'd like to report a severe offense against a governmental inspector...
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted May 15, 2003 03:04 AM

Since Kazh-..., whoever, does not seem to be there at the moment, Marelt Ekiran pickes up the phone.

"Good afternoon, Marelt Ekiran speaking."

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whinie_the_behemoth


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grrrrr!
posted May 15, 2003 04:24 AM

*the cellular phone`s connection is suddenly interupted as a huge behemoth eats snowy. Now being in snowys tummy who`s in turn in behemoths tummy, saruman wishes he had a mobile with better reception. The behemoth wonders around, hoping there will be something more like snowy to eat, not knowing it was a godesses favorite pet. But then monsters don`t believe in gods do they? Ironically, there is something in behemoths tummy, more important to the godess than snowy.. and no one would guess at the moment. But this is far from a beasts thoughts, which are limited to food and reproductive activity..*

burp! arghhh.. grrr....

*the behemoth wonders around some more, and realising there is nothing more here to eat, heads back to it`s nest.
As for saruman, he is still wandering what happened to his mobile*

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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted May 15, 2003 04:48 AM

*Marelt Ekiran beats the horn of his phone a number of times, but he still doesn't hear anything. Using his powers as the Watcher of All, he quickly notices what happens.*

*He quickly goes to the phone shop to upgrade the reach of Saruman's cell phone.*


P.S. You can pay me back later.

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LordTitan
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posted May 15, 2003 01:42 PM

"Don't worry Saruman! I'll get you out of there!"
*Stomp*
"Oops"
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Saruman
Saruman


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posted May 15, 2003 02:18 PM

OW!!

Ow the painthePAINthe BASTING! the ROASTING!! the BURNING!!! the BAKING!!!!
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MightyMage
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posted May 15, 2003 05:29 PM

Uh yeah...
Is Saurman going to be ok?
Hmmmm, you know Drake's favorite meal is fresh behemoth meat.  Maybe I should have him eat Whinnie.
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Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted May 15, 2003 05:53 PM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 15 May 2003

(Sorry to interrupt this mindless babble)

<Whereupon, Peacemaker, whilst on break at work, telepathically consulted with Djive from the Great IM beyond concerning Lord Titan's proposed response to the riddle.>

Peacemaker: Is it "Rincewind?"

Djive: No.  Not Rincewind.  I have no idea what that means....

Sorry Lord Titan.  Not Rincewind.  Try again.

(Exit Peacemaker; back to the others' valiant attempts to extract Saruman from the bowels of the polar bear...)
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 15, 2003 07:39 PM

Meanwhile Snowy is eating his way out of the Behemoth having a ball and since the temple is now sparkling clean i changed Marelt back to his former self and even gave him a parting present (a pet duck)
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Saruman
Saruman


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posted May 15, 2003 11:41 PM

Noises that sound like marching can be heard if the ear is pressed to the ground......
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gorman
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posted May 15, 2003 11:56 PM

grr...
*flies and chops of the behemoths head, Snowy comes out looking a little worse for wear.*
Here's your bear Romana
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Saruman
Saruman


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posted May 16, 2003 12:02 AM

I'd try to get out. If I weren't WRITHING in PAIN!!!!!!!!!! This field only prevents physical damage!! It doesn't stop thepainThePAIN the BURNING!!! With the basting and the ROASTING and the STOMPING and the CRUSHING!!!!!!
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gorman
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posted May 16, 2003 12:11 AM

so try Shut UPing!
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Saruman
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posted May 16, 2003 12:14 AM

Utshay upay ourselfyay ormangay.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted May 16, 2003 12:46 AM

"the Keeper shakes his head"

...youth these days...

"Snowy, still raging looks at the Elf and realizes he can't move... the plants around him have a firm hold of his clawed limbs and keep his jaws open"

...the Goddesses will not be happy I use my powers in here, but they owe me anyway... especially the mistress of this bear...

"where the Elf stood, now a green mist floats, moving towards the great white bear... it enters his mouth and after a few seconds it exits as the plants loosen thier grip of Snowy"

...."blerch" ..."growl"?

"a buffled polar bear looks at the two figures in front of him"

...ok Saruman, I got you out but only because i couldn't stand listening to your mental cries for help... if I were you, I would either make sure to set things straight with the goddess Romana, or get out of here as fast as I can...

"with that, the Keeper goes back to the task at hand, ignoring everybody around... this temple needs a few more plants on the inside as well as on the gardens outside"
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 16, 2003 12:51 AM

Ohh Loook

I think Lithy is one of the twelve?

walks over to Lith, armes crossed

You have a lot of explaining to do MISTER....
Peeing in my baths huh?

Hands Lith a toothbrush and toothpaste

It had better be clean when i return to Be'ati tempus!
oh and btw..nice to see you  
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Saruman
Saruman


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posted May 16, 2003 01:42 AM

GASP... thanks... Lith... I'll... make it up to.... you... somehow.....

*Turns to Romana*

I did not appreciate that. But should you prove to me that you ARE worth worshiping, then I shall call off the armies of Khaz-Moden. For now, they await my command on yonder hill. If you need me, I'll be at Marelt's.
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