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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 11, 2003 07:11 PM |
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Hi! I brought Rasberry Pie for everybody!
Just noticed something, how come we don't have Demi Gods? Like LordWook, Demi God of spam or Saruman, Demi God of Poepcorn. But remember, Demi God are like gods but they're not as strong, and they aren't in charge of anything special.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted May 11, 2003 07:11 PM |
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Good! Saruman is here! *must mean since he's here he's come to help   * Take a sponge and start scrubbing!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 11, 2003 07:23 PM |
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LordTitan places pies on the table.
"There"
The Titan pulls out a kitchen cloth because the spunges are too small, pours a bucket of water over the statuet and begins scrubbing.
"Ever noticed that these godess statuets are naked?"
Swallowes a pie.
"Anywon else like some pie?"
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted May 11, 2003 09:19 PM |
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... ok... well u got to help me in the asylum after this...
::I start scrubbing the floor like a maniac(not litterly)::
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Don`t be simple, be complx-
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 12, 2003 12:44 AM |
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pausing for a few minutes I look up at the hard working people and it is good. As I look around the temple I can't help but feel something is missing. Yes..it is the box and my sisters. I decide I will start looking for them as soon as possible so the temple can be restored
Way to go guys. If we keep this up the temple will be clean in no time.
Hey Lord Echo..this sure is a good therapy for the nuttcases huh?
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted May 12, 2003 04:24 PM |
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yeah u bet... if they r maniacs.. at least they do something useful... lol!
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 12, 2003 07:08 PM |
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<As Peacemaker approaches the land of the Temple, a deep cold sadness begins to chill her bowels. The skies grow pale and gray over her head. All the land looks barren and feels of death. As she hugs her arms close to her chest, her body involuntarily shudders its spontaneous attempt to shrug off the imbalance she feels in the air. As she walks, she realizes the horror of the truth of this place: All essence of womanhood has been driven from it.
Walking along the road, Peacemaker comes across Saruman, still lying peacefully in the gutter clutching his barbie doll where he was left on page 21, apparently asleep and snoring loudly.>
What's this?
<Peacemaker kneels beside him, nudging him gently...>
Sir?? --Sir, are you alright???
<Peacemaker picks Saruman's head up into her lap. An empty liquor bottle rolls from beneath Saruman and clinks into the gutter>
Oh, for pity's sake. What curse has befallen this land I ask???
<Saruman opens one bloodshot eye...>
.....Cat??? (he slurrs) --Brittany???? is that you? CCCCome my puss puss let's have a drinkkkk....
<Saruman fumbles around drunkenly looking for his bottle, then slurs a few unintelligable curse words and reaches up to Peacemaker's chest in an inept attempt to grope her. Instead his knuckles clank into her armour...>
---Whoa there young sir, just lie down and sleep it off...
You'll be alright in a bit.
<Peacemaker gently clutches Saruman's hand and removes it from her breast, then stands and looks about for some water.
<Saruman then rouses a little more and sits up. He begins flailing around, more desperatley attempting to search for something>
Hey man, the key. The key?? Where's that friggin key???? @#$%^&* WE gotta find THE KEY!!!!
As Peacemaker cautiously steps back away from Saruman's rant, she looks around herself trying to figure out what Saruman is looking for. She instead spies Lord Titan and his ghost engaged in some unspeakable obescenity down the road.
She approaches to see a small key dangling from Lord Titan's waist as he and the Ghost swirl and writhe about in every conceivable position...The tangling two are so distracted by one another neither of them notices as Peacemaker reaches in and plucks the key and the waistchain holding it, and sprints off...>
<As she flees, the key in her hand begins glowing and quickely grows too hot to touch. Peacemaker drops it to the ground. The key spins about of its own power like a pop bottle, clearly and deliberately stopping to point in the direction of the Temple...>
<Taking this as a sign, Peacemaker carefully picks up the chain bearing the key, making sure not to touch the key itself, and places it around her neck. She heads in the direction in which the key pointed; that of the new-looking aluminum gates...>
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 12, 2003 07:16 PM |
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<Now finally entering the Temple, Peacemaker looks around at the chaos. Being a mommy of a manchild herself, she recognizes the refuse of unruly boys playing unsupervised>
What's all this? -- And what IS that smell... Why, I recognize this odour... It smells like.. like...
<Once again, the Gootch crosses her mind...>
Awwww nooooo... What profanity has befallen this place ???
<Romana looks up and recognizes the key hanging 'round Peacemaker's neck>
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 12, 2003 08:57 PM |
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Walks up to Peacemaker
Well well well..It sure is good to see another woman in here. It was starting to get dark in here. Luckily we've managed to clean the place a bit else I would have been sooo embarrassed. You wanna have some crumpets and tea? Meanwhile you could explain to me where you got the key to "the Box". After that you can help me look for it, if you want that is?
And did you see that gorgeous male yadayada bla bla
Walks off chattering
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 12, 2003 09:10 PM |
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Yeah, you know, the Gootch really is a good sort of fellow, bad as he tries to act. He's not half bad as far as... well you know... a little rough around the edges, but that's just because he suffers from a testosterone imbalance. Seems like there's a lot of that going 'round here. That's my power. I am a misogyny therapist. Given enough time and access, I can cure all manner of such chemical imbalance-driven ailments in men.
This key... what do you know about it? I got it off an odd couple wrestling about down the road a ways, after a rather inebriated young man in the gutter implied it was important. I figured he was in pretty bad shape so I'd keep it a while for safekeeping.
But there's something about this key, you know, it sort-of, well, guided me here. And it got really hot for a few seconds, that's why I'm wearing it like this. Really odd. Is it yours? And what has happened in this place? What is this cold sadness I feel here?
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 12, 2003 09:26 PM |
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That's the cold that comes when all women leave, but now there's the 2 of us and I have a feeling there will be more. Once Djive gets back from her gnoll harvesting we'll have a party 
Yep..that's the key to the box. The Box gives us many pleasures, well ..actually the worshippers worshipping the box gives us the pleasures
But I've been thinking..Maybe we could open the Box and take a look see what's in it. We'd have to find it first though..Maybe the Old man took it
yeah Gootchie boy ..shakes head
He's really such a sweetie pie.. a real pumpkin ( and i aint just saying that)
Points to a corner where a beautifull huge pumpkin is sitting
BUHAHAHAHAHA
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 12, 2003 10:22 PM |
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"HEY THAT'S MY KEY!!!" Shouts GOLT (Ghost_of_LordTitan)
GOLT snaches the key and instantly turns back into LordTitan.
"Geez, even godesses have some nerve"
*Swallows another pie*
"Are you shure you don't want any, it's aufly good"
Meanwhile Saruman wanders drunkenly towards the temple.
"Aphlubaphlub!" he screamed as he spoted Peacemaker. He charged with all his drunken rage upon Peacemaker.
"Mabey some pie will cheer him up" she said as she pulled him up to the table. Splut. Saruman's face just plopped into the pie unconsius.
"Well atleast he's in a better place now" LordTitan snickered.
"LORTITAN YOU'RE NEVER SERIOUS ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE... SERIOUS!" shouted Romana.
"Sorry"
"Hey isn't that Saruman?" asked Gorman. After long minutes of hard concentration and imagination Romana managed a "It IS!"
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 12, 2003 10:29 PM |
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turns to Lord Titan offended
How dare you interrupt us while were drinking tea and having crumpets? And i CAN speak for myself you know.
snatches the pie out of Lord Titan's hands
Now i'll make you a trade..that boring key for this delicious pie. You have no use for the key anyways and i'm gonna get it back anyways.. Just consider this trade as a second chance to walk out of here alive and happy
*grin*
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 12, 2003 10:33 PM |
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Hey yo, no offence Romana but you're not gettn' this key back for no pie, this keys' got POWER! And I'll give it to you for the pie and a perminate body.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 12, 2003 11:11 PM |
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*Mighty Mage walks out of the temple to check on Drake and feed him.*
Hey LT, Hey GoLT, Hey Romania...OOh, Pie. *Mighty Mage runs over to the group.*
Can I get some of that pie? Looks afully good.
*reaizing he has been forgotten, Drake lets out a roar sending flames in Saurman's direction. At the last second, Mighty Mage casts a protection from fire spell allowing the flames to just miss Saurman. In all his wnderful Drunkeness, Saurman passes out.*
*As Mighty Mage walks closer he notices Peacemaker has joined the party.*
Well, what brings you hear? I thought you and the Gootch were still playing 'romance tag'. *Mighty Mage pets Snowy.* So, how's the leash holding out? I hope good. Well I gotta go feed Drake. Good to see you again Peacemaker.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 12, 2003 11:36 PM |
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*Is it a deal then?*
Yeah shure take all the pie you want, just don't feed it to Drake, I heard somewhere that rasberries are pioson to dragons.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 12, 2003 11:46 PM |
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Thanks for the tip. I usually feed him some Behemoth meat and a bowl of milk. Keeps his bones strong and keeps him away from titans.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 13, 2003 12:37 AM |
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Awww..looky how sweet.
Snowy likes you Mighty mage
This just makes me wanna do something nice
Turns the Gootch back to his former self
Now you behave darlin
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted May 13, 2003 01:21 AM |
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Quit speakin for me! I have a mouth and I know how to use it! *not in any sick-perverted way*
Oh, and by the way Lord_Titan, I switched the key with quite a few duplicates that were made just in case some....person....tried to steal it.
*slips Romana the Master Key*
So if u want to barter off that key u have, u should at least know if its the REAL key or not.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted May 13, 2003 02:38 AM |
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Saruman wakes up in the middle of the night, wondering how he could have gotten drunk in the first place, with his Charm of Endless Alchohol Consumption, then suddenly realizes that it is not in its normal place. Saruman screams in a rage of dwarven bloodlust, and runs out of the accursed temple at Mach 3.
*TIME PASSES*
A dwarf is seen entering the temple.
A dwarf is seen leaving the temple.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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