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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted January 31, 2003 07:41 AM |
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Damnit,Redwizard,how come u don'y carry money in ur pouch!
Here u can have ur pouch back,I never even wanted an empty moneypouch from an old dude like urself!
There should be a law:
All must carry their savings with them at all times!
So that thieves can also live better and MAYBE start a normal crimeless life!(that's just maybe,don't get ur hopes up)
Okay now,where the ladys go to!
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted January 31, 2003 07:56 AM |
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<snatches the pouch away from Silx>
Thanks for the pouch back, now I can finally eat...
Hey what the hell! Where'd my sandwich go?!
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT?!
I'm blaming you for this atrocity Silx!
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Cheers!
-Red
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted January 31, 2003 09:59 PM |
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Huh?Sandwich?
I dunno nothin bouta sandwich!
Oh,u mean that sandwich!Yeah,I ate it.
Hey,how was I supposed to know it was ur sandwich!
Since I found it from ur pouch,its mine!
How was I supposed to know it was ur sandwich in that pouch!
It could have been anybodys!
So u can't blame me!
Why does everybody think that thieves are evil!
We r also ppl!We have feelings too u know!
Robbery isn't a crime,its a way to make us a living to get by!And about assasination,well that's just a part of our job,like wearing armor is a part of a knights job!
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted January 31, 2003 10:39 PM |
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dont try no stealing form me sleezy theif! or ull have a dagger stuck in ur hand!!!!
and MM... chill now.. i dont want any harm... u know i am kinda nice!!! and i haven`t killed a singel man... except maby for some evil theifs and robbers...
*gives a good stear over at Silx...
BTW... r u born in 87???
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Don`t be simple, be complx-
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 01, 2003 01:54 AM |
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Yeah, I'm chilled now. Guess you're ok since you take out the bad guys. See, normally I wouldn't have sold anything to people like him but my tower was ready to go out of business.
As far as my birthdate goes, I was born in 1985.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted February 01, 2003 02:17 AM |
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Don't worry about it Silx, that sandwich has been in my pouch for positively eons.
I meant to take it out but I never knew when I might need a moldy sandwich.
Heh heh heh...
<pulls a sandwich out of his coat pocket and begins munching on it>
Mmmmmm....
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Cheers!
-Red
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted February 01, 2003 04:04 AM |
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* sees RedWizard eat the sandwich *
Yeech! How can you eat something like that. Oh well, if it is the only thing you have, then that's fine.
BTW, have you seen any girl lately? I seem to have this g-string for days * holds up a silver and purple one *, but I can't find the girl who owns this. Do you know? 
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No one knows my true nature here...
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted February 01, 2003 05:48 AM |
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Well...if you think a girl was wearing that then your sadly mistaken my friend, more's the pity.
I would tell you who WAS wearing it, but you'd most likely be happier not knowing.
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted February 01, 2003 12:25 PM |
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To Lord_Echo:
Yep,1987,the year of my birth.
Don't be threatening me!I just happen to know some ppl,that know some ppl,that knew some ppl.that were friends with some ppl,that were introduced to some ppl...Or let's just say I know some pretty powerful ppl!(like me)
To the red guy(wizard or smthg):
 damnit I thougth that tasted a wee bit funny!
Hehee,bout the girls,well,there was one here just.
It was rainbow,and she promised a dance,but she hasn't showed up for the dance yet,probably bcuz we don't have a pole yet!
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted February 01, 2003 08:05 PM |
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as long as u dont steal from me or my friends... ur ok...
im 87 too... thats mean were the same age!!!!
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted February 01, 2003 09:09 PM |
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Quote:
im 87 too... thats mean were the same age!!!!
Yep,only I was actually born near the end of the year,so ur probably older than I.
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PsYkOtIc-Dra...
Known Hero
Master Thief
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posted February 01, 2003 10:50 PM |
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I was born in 87 too! And btw...haven't you guys noticed only Silx, Lord, MM and Red are actually keeping this thread active? LOL
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Girls=Evil - Here let me show you -> Girl=My Time -> Time=Money -> Money=Root Of All Evil, Therefore -> Girls=Pure Evil 
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted February 01, 2003 10:53 PM |
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but so what its kewl!!!
and im born l8 in the year too.... 4. of november!!!!
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted February 02, 2003 05:08 PM |
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Heh,that`s nice,but that makes u still a bit older than I.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 02, 2003 07:17 PM |
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*Mighty Mage stumbles in from (dare we ask)...(no). Looking like he's just been run down by a truck, he sits down and drops his head to the counter.*
Gimme a wisky. A LARGE wisky. What are you all staring at. Can't a man order a drink in peace. mmmmblegrumblestupid...mmmDAmn...STOP STARING AT ME.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted February 02, 2003 07:23 PM |
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OMG! u look like a mess.... i mean more then usual!
What have happend???
(see im a nice person!)
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 02, 2003 07:46 PM |
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Huh? Oh, hey Echo. I decided to go see what the hell you and Woock were talking about at that mine of his. I found his wizard friends there too. They ain't normal. Ther freaks of nature I'm telling you FREAKS. The one guy sets himself on fire and laughs as he sets the woods on fire. The other guy starts beating the $hit out of me for no reason. Tey don't look norml either. That's some weird stuff going on down there. WEIRD stuff...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted February 02, 2003 08:00 PM |
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GULP... well ive got a sword and bow... and Wocck is a real fighter... but thx for the warning... ill try not to go in any close combat... i might get set on fire... hehe!!!
but im still going...! i need the cash!!!
and u looks like u need some healing...
*throws a Cure Light Wonds on MM*
sorry thats all i can do!
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted February 02, 2003 10:50 PM |
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<fills a large bowl with beer and casts a spell on it.>
Hmmm, with this magic beer I will be able to observe what is happening down there.
<stares into the beer when a large blast of fire shoots out of the beer straight into Red's face, setting his hair and eyebrows on fire>
AHHHHHH! IT BURNS!
<starts running around screaming and trips over a chair and slams his head on the corner of a table. Red falls to the ground unconsious.>
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Cheers!
-Red
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted February 03, 2003 01:28 AM |
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* sees Red howling in agony *
So much for the fun of casting magic on each other. But anyway, I'm just wondering if you have seen a girl wearing a bikini made of pure gold. She seems to have dropped it on her way to the spa. Do you know?
* holds up a bikini made of 18 ct gold *
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No one knows my true nature here...
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