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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted February 03, 2003 11:07 AM

Wo!
Hehee!
Yeah,I'd like to see that girl!

What's up wit red guy?
WO!Magic beer!So what's it do?

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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted February 03, 2003 02:17 PM

.... do u need any help red....! red? *helps him up and sits him on a chair...*

R u ok *Slaps him twice*

Sorry but i dont have any healing powers lets... try this potion...

*filling red with magic healing potion*

there u go!
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted February 04, 2003 02:45 AM

WHOA...told you there was some weird crap going on down there.  Damn Red, you ok?  Here, try this tonic, it will at least grow your eyebrows and other hair back.  I don't think I have anything for healing on me right now.
Someone should go down there and break up that evil pshyco wizard possie before anyone else gets hurt.  HEY cool, magic beer...
*Mighty Mage goes to take a drink and a blast of fire comes out ofit and throws him backwards knocking him out.*
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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TheRedWizard
TheRedWizard


Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
posted February 04, 2003 04:43 AM

<blinks and stares around groggily>

Ehhh? Wha....? Wha-what happened to me?

<looks at the beer clutched in MM's fist>

Woah, that beer got some kick to it. Put hair up your nose.

Hey, what happened to Mighty Mage?
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-Red

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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted February 04, 2003 03:13 PM

When Woock Get his Mining artifact... we will go slay some Nasty Wizard A§§!!!!
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted February 04, 2003 11:27 PM

Woah...that has got to be the most AWESOME drink EVER!  
Hey...*Mighty Mage feels the top of his head only to discover no hair.*  AHHHHHH...I'm bald, and I'm all out of tonic...
Hey, wait a sec.   I was already bald.  So anyway, Red, you want your magic beer back?  I should probably head back to the tower now anyway.  If you hear anything more about the insane wizard possie let me know.
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted February 05, 2003 08:56 PM

Hey,I want some o'that magic beer stuff!
Muahahaaa!If I run around screamin bcuz of it,don't tryda stop me.
Bout the other stuff.Lets send Woock or smb there.
I'll b too busy,so I won't make it,so count me out.
If woock doesn't go,well,then,send Echo there!
Hehee,will do him some good.
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted February 05, 2003 09:56 PM

Getting him killed will do him some good?  Let's try this again, only this time we'll read in between the lines.

Send Echo there!
Hehee,will do him some good.

is what you said

Send Echo there!
Hehee,he'll get killed and that will do me good cuz I can take all his stuff.

is what you meant.



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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted February 05, 2003 11:45 PM
Edited By: silx87 on 5 Feb 2003

Quote:


Send Echo there!
Hehee,he'll get killed and that will do me good cuz I can take all his stuff.

is what you meant.





Now now!Mighty Mage,ur being too hard on me!
If I get his stuff,I will certainly put it to good use!
Now think:sending redguy will do me no good,since I will get nothin,except another rotten sandwich maybe,so sending redguy will benefit nobody;u,however,after already been beaten up by those psychos,will surely not try again,
result-nobody gets benefit;now,sending echo there,that will get his stuff up for grabs(that means for me),meaning somebody(ME) will get benefit.

So,on the whole:its pointless to do something that benefits nobody,u should always do something that helps somebody(even if its me).

So I say:send Echo or smb. who has stuff,that others can use.
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted February 06, 2003 04:09 AM

Oh, hello slix and MightyMage, I wonder:

Would you want to wear what I have found?

I have found these.

* holds up two silver circlet tiaras *
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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted February 06, 2003 10:50 AM

Damnit,where the hell u keep gettin that stuff?
Nope,wouldn`t wanna wear that,but methinks it could be worth something.
So,yeah,I`d like one please!
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted February 06, 2003 11:05 PM

Yeah.  I'd like to ask the same thing.  Where do you get all these things?  Golden bikinis, silver tierreas, etc.
I haven't seen any girls in here for God knows how long.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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RainBow
RainBow


Known Hero
Supreme Flirt & Cyber Gypsy
posted February 07, 2003 01:49 AM

Did someone say gold lol gee that lured a female in
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted February 07, 2003 04:12 AM

Quote:
Damnit,where the hell u keep gettin that stuff?
Nope,wouldn`t wanna wear that,but methinks it could be worth something.
So,yeah,I`d like one please!


Well, while you were too busy casting magic on each other, drinking potions and duelling around I have seen several girls make their way to the spa room. They saw me and told me to mind their possessions. But since then, I had not seen them ever since. That is why I had their things with me (yes, they were very rich).

Here is what I am minding right now:

- 18 ct gold bikini
- 92 sterling silver and purple g-string
- a pair of high leather stilettos
- silver circlet tiaras
- crystal hairpin
- hair spray/tonic
- a hawaiian silk bikini top and underwear
- a tropical designed sarong made of pure silk.

Okay?
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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted February 07, 2003 09:20 AM

Quote:


Well, while you were too busy casting magic on each other, drinking potions and duelling around





Nope,not me,wasn't fightin or casting anythin!
I was too busy claiming other ppls property,I probably didn't notice them coming in.

Hey,Rainbow,how u doin!
So,what about that dance u promised earlier?

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Kittenangel
Kittenangel


Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
posted February 07, 2003 09:41 AM

LOL
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the cat.

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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted February 07, 2003 09:52 AM

Howabout u join her Kittenangel?
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this_other_guy
this_other_guy


Famous Hero
{0_o} heh...
posted February 07, 2003 10:06 AM

hehehe... This i've gotta see.
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted February 07, 2003 11:39 PM

Now Kitten, was that a cute giggle or are you laughing at someone?  (Please let it be cute giggle, please let it be cute giggle, please let it be cute giggle...)
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted February 08, 2003 10:17 AM

... so im in second rang he???? send lord Woock... or else we send Echo... and hell get killed.... i swear i could have BANGED both ur A§§es and that snowing burn-hair-off-evryones-head-wizard!!!! just w8... ill go down there when woock get the mining magicv thing... and illl show u!!!!
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