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Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 197 pages long: 1 20 40 ... 46 47 48 49 50 ... 60 80 100 120 140 160 180 197 · «PREV / NEXT»
Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 12, 2008 02:05 PM

The Norwegian black metal fan of the future.
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Elvin
Elvin


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Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted July 13, 2008 01:18 AM
Edited by Elvin at 01:28, 13 Jul 2008.

Angelspit practicing warcries with his son

You DO know him right? The final round is at an end and I am very pleased with the results, many funny answers. Omega has been the indisputable winner of the competition but there have been more than a few worthwhile contestants that lifted my mood with their replies and I am not just talking about the top of the list
It's been a blast guys but I am done with updating this thread.
Instead I decided to relinquish the position to Omega that I not only know to be a swell guy but has also proven himself.

Be gentle to them as you were to me in the war

Waiting for pandora to award qps to the first places.



TnT: "Mommy I want daddy!!"
Hehe 2pts.

Omega: Ever the healthnut, Gormack followed his doctor's advice about eating more white meat and smaller portions to the letter.
That's nice 2pts.

Lexxan: "Lurtz, I think we got the wrong Hobbit..."
Think so? 2pts.

Anti: "Aaaa Im cuming"
Arguably one of the worst attempts at a joke that I have ever seen. -2pts.

Eugen_Cosmarul: After undergoing an easy appendicitis surgery at doctor Naum Ciomu the father returns home.  
Could be worse, he could have been missing things 2pts.

Asheera: After seeing a movie about cannibal tribes, the mother explained to the little kid that they were just actors and the eating of other people was a fake. The kid, assured of safety, goes to a cannibal black person.
"Mommy, you said cannibals like him are just actors!"
Cute but could be better 1pt.

Keksimaton: Tip of the day: When you are LARPing make shure that the most hardcore aren't playing the baby eating orcs.
Disturbing. 0pts.

mvass: The first affirmative-action outside restaurant.
Haha it could work 3pts.

AlkarRahn: Legolas under the affects of reduce person.
Might be 3pts.

PhoenixReborn: They've seen Ubival's plans for Heroes 6!
NOOOOO 3pts.

mamga: Take your dad to school day!
Heehee 3pts.

Geny:Judging by the Uruk-Hai's forehead there are some HUGE birds in Middle Earth.
Awesome 4pts.

Galev: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Carnivorous kid! Get it off me get it off me!!!
You know what they say, they are more afraid of you than you are of them 2pts.

TheDeath: Kid: "Are you the boogieman?"
"Ya! Boogieman scary! Boogieman hungry! Boogieman..."
Kid: "...needs a shower "
Kids these days! 2pts.

william: "My dad said he wanted to go out and be one with nature, but this is certainly NOT what I expected" *cries*
Holy crap *locks himself indoors* 2pts.

Fauch: genetics does wonders.
Umm yeah. 1pt.

Vokial: It's a H3 Troll, attacking the kiddy!
I'll go with the classic reply. So? Doesn't even look the part. 0pts.

Alci: The conclusion to the "Green Orcs or Brown Orcs" discussion.
Where did you dig that up? 3pts.

Radar: Father Sky, where's Mother Earth?
Nice 2pts.

emilsn: I see huge black people!
Others see dead people 3pts.

Trogdor: The Norwegian black metal fan of the future.
Black huh? Lol! 2pts.

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted July 13, 2008 02:03 AM bonus applied by pandora on 14 Jul 2008.

While look for funny pictures of old people, I discovered there is a really disturbing amount of naked old people on the internet.  Having no desire to expose anybody to the images burned into my mind, I've decided to go a different route.  


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Darkshadow
Darkshadow


Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
posted July 13, 2008 08:17 AM

Why you humans always wash your mouth?Mine is always healthy, Take a look!
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Asheera
Asheera


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Elite Assassin
posted July 13, 2008 03:18 PM

They're trying to find out who screams louder.
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 13, 2008 04:01 PM
Edited by Elvin at 16:03, 13 Jul 2008.

Alright here's my reply.

The chickens have sent me to kill you, goodbye.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 13, 2008 05:11 PM bonus applied by pandora on 14 Jul 2008.
Edited by Geny at 20:31, 13 Jul 2008.

Father: "I told you not to look a gifted horse in the mouth, son".

P.S. Now how does this saying really goes?

P.P.S. Good work, Elvin! I'm just happy I finished the competition in style.
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted July 13, 2008 05:23 PM

the cammal: see what smoking had done to my teeth and i smoked camal in years
the kid:AHHHHHHH I WILL NEVER SMOKE AGAIN!
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted July 13, 2008 05:35 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 17:37, 13 Jul 2008.

(can be edited)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

Moments later...

"Mommy, I think I went pee..."



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eugen_cosmarul
eugen_cosmarul


Famous Hero
Still Alive.
posted July 13, 2008 05:36 PM

Horse: "I don't feel so well..."
Kid: "Holy c**p, not the new car!!"
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Elvin
Elvin


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Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted July 13, 2008 05:49 PM

@Geny
It crossed my mind too but I wasn't sure. In Greek the literal translation is: They give you a donkey and you stare it at at its teeth?
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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted July 13, 2008 06:21 PM

Geny's interpretation is typically what you hear over in the states.
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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
posted July 13, 2008 08:30 PM

(congrats omega)

Its a petting zoo drive-thru
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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Undefeatable Hero
posted July 13, 2008 08:31 PM
Edited by mvassilev at 03:18, 14 Jul 2008.

The camel was tired of conservative Southerners' mistrust of the Middle East. So when he saw a kid with a "Georgia" shirt, he knew what to do...

The Dalai Llama is sticking its tongue out at the traditional social mores of the South.
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Asheera
Asheera


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Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted July 13, 2008 08:43 PM
Edited by Asheera at 20:43, 13 Jul 2008.

@Lex: why you say can be edited every time? I thought we are allowed to edit anyway (and the last edited version is taken into consideration), or am I wrong?

I thought "can be edited" is taken for granted...
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted July 13, 2008 08:45 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 20:54, 13 Jul 2008.

because I almost allways edit my posts, and I like to let Elvin/omega know that I will edit it.

off-topic: Masked Party in the Chatroom right now ! join us !
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Asheera
Asheera


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Elite Assassin
posted July 13, 2008 08:48 PM

So we ARE allowed to edit posts, right?

Just want to make sure...
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TheDeath
TheDeath


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
posted July 13, 2008 08:51 PM
Edited by TheDeath at 20:53, 13 Jul 2008.

An ad for the new technique: "exchange your data through breath" Both users need to use it at the same time.

It is safe and secure -- because no one would want to get near a stinky breath

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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted July 13, 2008 09:39 PM bonus applied by pandora on 14 Jul 2008.

AAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!! TnT finally had that species change operation!!
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!

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phoenixreborn
phoenixreborn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
posted July 14, 2008 04:02 AM

No I wasn't doing anything under the blanket.  Why?

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Elvin I liked your first answer better

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