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Ednaguy
Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted August 29, 2009 07:10 PM |
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"Finally," said Bertha to her wife,"they've arrested that creepy little man who's been staring at us from the garden for so long!"
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted August 29, 2009 07:27 PM |
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He's a Gnomish teacher. The numbers are how you say "Gnome" in gnomish 
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The above post is subject to SIRIOUSness.
No jokes were harmed during the making of this signature.
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Binabik
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted August 29, 2009 07:40 PM |
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Gnome stats: 135263
13 points stealth
52 points pick locks
63 points back stab
Maybe he should have put more points in stealth.
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted August 29, 2009 09:30 PM |
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Travelocity gnome gets arrested for ripoff.
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So much has changed in my absence.
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted August 29, 2009 10:15 PM |
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Boy: Look momma! Santa Claus son got arrested! And he is smiling! I want to be just like him when I grow up 
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted August 29, 2009 11:17 PM |
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George, better known to most as Grumpy, generally liked the scenary in Russia, but his encounter with the customs for attempting to smuggle Vodka out of the country was of a much more unpleasant nature.
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What will happen now?
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 29, 2009 11:50 PM |
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10 minutes later:
Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Gnome: I have gnome idea.
Quote:
why high elves?
Because they're Asian.
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Eccentric Opinion
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted August 30, 2009 01:49 AM |
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Garden Gnomes are the perfect underlings. Not too bright and eager to do menial labor. But the best part is... Interrogators won't get a word out of them.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 30, 2009 02:55 PM |
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Little Jimmy seems to have broken the "no silly hats allowed" law.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 30, 2009 06:59 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 12:44, 01 Sep 2009.
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TheGootch: "All I'm going to say is... It was worth it"
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Jiriki9
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Altar Dweller
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posted August 31, 2009 05:08 PM |
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But it happened at that time, that king hergnomodes ordered all 135263 gnomes of his country to be counted, sized and photographed for top secret reasons.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 31, 2009 05:20 PM |
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Underwear + Stealing =/= Profit
PS: I can't believe there is still a flood protect in these forums.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted August 31, 2009 05:25 PM |
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Do I see a South Park reference? I think I do...
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 01, 2009 10:47 PM |
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In typical guard humour similar gnomes were installed in the prison garden.
Fauch: a garden gnome got stolen. we found the... thief.
What was he thinking..? 2pts.
Geny: The police has finally apprehended the leader of the Evil Garden Gnomes gang. The breakthrough has been made possible thanks to a pink flamingo that infiltrated the gang.
Delicious  3pts.
Asheera: The Gnome is proud to show the world that he learned how to count... at least that's what he thinks
lol 2pts.
Anti: Today on crimes against humanity,this Gnome was charged by the authoritys to be the mind behind those hideous crimes of molesting young grasshopers,raping batterfly's and the list goes on,stay tuned for Gnomes against humanity!
Holy snow! 3pts.
Edna: "Finally," said Bertha to her wife,"they've arrested that creepy little man who's been staring at us from the garden for so long!"
Sweet 3pts.
Death: He's a Gnomish teacher. The numbers are how you say "Gnome" in gnomish
At first it didn't strike me as funny but then I noticed that the letters seem to match  2pts.
Binabik: Gnome stats: 135263
13 points stealth
52 points pick locks
63 points back stab
Maybe he should have put more points in stealth.
What a noob 2pts.
lucky: Travelocity gnome gets arrested for ripoff.
What is that supposed to mean..? 1pt.
BETA: Boy: Look momma! Santa Claus son got arrested! And he is smiling! I want to be just like him when I grow up
LOL! 3pts.
Alci: George, better known to most as Grumpy, generally liked the scenary in Russia, but his encounter with the customs for attempting to smuggle Vodka out of the country was of a much more unpleasant nature.
No kidding 2pts.
Mvass: 10 minutes later:
Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Gnome: I have gnome idea.
Nice 2pts.
mamga: Garden Gnomes are the perfect underlings. Not too bright and eager to do menial labor. But the best part is... Interrogators won't get a word out of them.
Heh 2pts.
Trogdor: Little Jimmy seems to have broken the "no silly hats allowed" law.
Should have known better 2pts.
Lex: TheGootch: "All I'm going to say is... It was worth it"
Hehe 2pts.
Jiriki: But it happened at that time, that king hergnomodes ordered all 135263 gnomes of his country to be counted, sized and photographed for top secret reasons.
Umm 1pt.
Omega: Underwear + Stealing =/= Profit
What a way to go in 3pts.
Azagal: Do I see a South Park reference? I think I do...
As much as I know that sucks on my part I haven't watched southpark much  What did I miss?
ROUND 6!
I know I've already posted a few with cats but that was too awesome not to post
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted September 01, 2009 10:49 PM |
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As you cannot see he is obviously fighting ninjas.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted September 01, 2009 10:51 PM |
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Shoryuken!
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 01, 2009 10:52 PM |
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The beginning of the cat-to-banana transformation sequence.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Ednaguy
Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted September 01, 2009 11:01 PM |
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"PLEEZE TELL ME AGEN, HUMAN
WHY DO I HAZ TO DO THIS EVHRYTIME YOU SAY "EXPELLIARMUS"!"
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 01, 2009 11:02 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 16:12, 02 Sep 2009.
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Reply: "FREEZE!!!"
BTW: That cat reminds me of -
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted September 02, 2009 01:15 AM |
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He shoots, and he scores!!!
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So much has changed in my absence.
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