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TheDeath
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with serious business
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posted September 10, 2009 04:32 PM |
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This is why you shouldn't let a rabbit "review" the script.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 10, 2009 04:42 PM |
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After Little Red Riding hood grew up, she developed a taste for the bad boys. Soon after she started dating the leader of the biker gang The Big Bad Wolves.
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Message received.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted September 10, 2009 05:24 PM |
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Quote:
*visits the thread after several months of pause*
Quote:
Not being seated entirely for safety, Little Red soon gets thrown from the bike. Mr. Wolf drags the dead body, and the bottle saved by the padding of the cloth, to a clear patch of grass not too far away, where Mrs. Wolf awaits. They have Red meat, with some champagne.
*stands speechless for a second and hastily leaves again, blocking the door behind with a chair*
*upon realizing that the door opens inwardly, runs*
*fast*
Run all you want; I know you'll be back. 
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pei
Famous Hero
Fresh Air.
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posted September 10, 2009 07:30 PM |
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I think its robin williams with my mom...but not sure. 
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted September 11, 2009 12:21 AM |
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I think its robin williams with my mom...but not sure.
very strange for a person to do his own "your mum" insults.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted September 11, 2009 08:59 AM |
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*New entry*
Rab Q: Please take good care of this new motorcycle and come back with it in one piece Bolf.
Bolf: What do you mean with "one piece"? "One piece" like in "The front wheel still in one piece" sure. If you mean "the whole motorcycle", no.
Rab Q: ...anyway, would you please put down my lab assistant?
Bolf: Why?
Rab Q: Cause everyone knows that geniuses can't be genuises without a cute lab assistant.
Cute female rabbit la assistant: *cough*
Rab Q: Geniuses can't be geniuses without a cute human lab assistant 
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 11, 2009 02:26 PM |
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very strange for a person to do his own "your mum" insults.
You obviously haven't heard about xerox.
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted September 11, 2009 03:36 PM |
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Looks like what I would expect of Tim Burton if he should make a movie of Little Red Riding Hood. Or maybe that's just because I'm so freaked about Alice! 
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What will happen now?
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pei
Famous Hero
Fresh Air.
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posted September 11, 2009 11:45 PM |
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Ive been monitoring Baklava´s (read his stuff)logins and logouts from HC and hes quite evasive, i think hes preparing his comeback... well...u shall not pass! i want this picture contest to be mine to win! 
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baklava
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Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted September 12, 2009 12:24 AM |
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Edited by baklava at 01:18, 12 Sep 2009.
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Ive been monitoring Baklava´s (read his stuff)logins and logouts from HC and hes quite evasive
What's all this, a joint effort to creep me out enough to make me leave the thread for good?
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"Screw this, Ed, I ain't feeling crap. Told you 'shrooms don't work on us rabbits. C'mon, let's get outta here.
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Ed? You going?
...Ed?"
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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pei
Famous Hero
Fresh Air.
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posted September 12, 2009 02:14 AM |
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Nice,nice,nice baklava...i shall return to my cave to think my next move... it could take years but im going to engineer a way to get this post crown
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted September 12, 2009 02:37 AM |
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After defeating the big bad wolf little red met his GF, who was very pleased to hear of the death. Needless to say, the romance sparked rather quickly, and the attraction was then complimented by the rainbow detailed motorcycle.
*not suitable for minors*
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What are you up to
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 14, 2009 09:58 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 22:01, 14 Sep 2009.
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- Did I really have to lock your grandma in the closet?
- You kidding? That grumpy old hag had it coming!
Mvass: Give up. You'll never be as cool as this.
Hell no! 2pts.
mamga: American Kirby.
3pts.
DC: The Wolf and Red Hood got married and they came to rabbits to get some lessons.
Umm right 1pt.
Fauch: oh grandma, you have such a big motorbike.
2pts.
bixie: after the break, we get to see the infamous film, often called "My grandma, what a big D*** you have."
A bit vulgar but promising hilarity 2pts.
Lex: Hollywood's remake of "Red Riding Hoodie"
3pts.
Lucky: Looks like little red is Riding in the Hood 
3pts
bliz: Little Red Riding Hood, after 3 months of MTV.
Awesome 3pts.
edna: Strangers have the best "candy" 
You could say that 2pts.
BETA: It's the modern adult version of little red-hood...WITH RABBITS
Geny: Though this version of Little Red Riding Hood is mostly different from the traditional one, it still has pretty much the same ending as the Hood's father - the hunter catches the two in the act.
3pts.
Alkar: Not being seated entirely for safety, Little Red soon gets thrown from the bike. Mr. Wolf drags the dead body, and the bottle saved by the padding of the cloth, to a clear patch of grass not too far away, where Mrs. Wolf awaits. They have Red meat, with some champagne.
That isn't exactly hilarious 1pts.
warmonger: The scriptwriter of upcoming remake of "Little Red Riding Hood" has gone far from original plot and decided to base the story on facts from his youth.
Seems so 1pt.
Trogdor: Little Red Riding Hood as directed by Uwe Boll
Could be worse 3pts.
Death: This is why you shouldn't let a rabbit "review" the script.
Haha 3pts.
Mysty: After Little Red Riding hood grew up, she developed a taste for the bad boys. Soon after she started dating the leader of the biker gang The Big Bad Wolves.
Her childhood must have seemed a fairytale 3pts.
pei: I think its robin williams with my mom...but not sure.
3pts.
BETA: Rab Q: Please take good care of this new motorcycle and come back with it in one piece Bolf.
Bolf: What do you mean with "one piece"? "One piece" like in "The front wheel still in one piece" sure. If you mean "the whole motorcycle", no.
Rab Q: ...anyway, would you please put down my lab assistant?
Bolf: Why?
Rab Q: Cause everyone knows that geniuses can't be genuises without a cute lab assistant.
Cute female rabbit la assistant: *cough*
Rab Q: Geniuses can't be geniuses without a cute human lab assistant
Too wordy.. 1pt.
Alci: Looks like what I would expect of Tim Burton if he should make a movie of Little Red Riding Hood. Or maybe that's just because I'm so freaked about Alice!
I had the same thought 2pts.
baklava: "Screw this, Ed, I ain't feeling crap. Told you 'shrooms don't work on us rabbits. C'mon, let's get outta here.
...
Ed? You going?
...Ed?"
 3pts.
celfious: After defeating the big bad wolf little red met his GF, who was very pleased to hear of the death. Needless to say, the romance sparked rather quickly, and the attraction was then complimented by the rainbow detailed motorcycle.
*not suitable for minors*
Lol wtf 1pt.
ROUND 8!
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 14, 2009 10:03 PM |
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"Oh My God, what have I done. I created a MONSTER. Wheeeeeei!!!!"
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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TheDeath
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Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted September 14, 2009 10:09 PM |
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Why did you enslave my kids, book? Why? 
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted September 14, 2009 10:12 PM |
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NOOOOOOOOO ... I ended the series! How am I gonna make more billions now?
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What will happen now?
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted September 14, 2009 10:25 PM |
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j.k rowlings interesting method to prepare onions left her in hospital with a crushed thumb.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted September 14, 2009 10:28 PM |
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*sob* its so beautiful *sob* it makes me shed *sob* tears of joy *hystercial sob*
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So much has changed in my absence.
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del_diablo
Legendary Hero
Manifest
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posted September 14, 2009 10:43 PM |
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I declare my sorrow spell upon this book:
"Neiziuz kadauss
Lajdosa jiapdas
Jadsaad ajdpakp
DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*cries*
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted September 14, 2009 11:09 PM |
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Kids, there's a male dwarf in this picture, but you can't see him from this angle, nor do you want to see him.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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