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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tell a joke
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Galileo
Galileo


Known Hero
posted July 18, 2012 07:50 PM

A student was walking on a beach. He saw a man who was sinking. He saved him, and then he learned that man is his professor. Then, professor told him: "Thank you! What can I do for you in return?" "Please don't tell my friends I saved you."

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Sir_Stanil
Sir_Stanil


Hired Hero
Yes, I'm an otaku... Live with it.
posted July 21, 2012 08:09 PM

A snake was riding a bike and she met her friends: a fox and a bear.      

"How can you ride a bike with no legs?" The bear said.

"Oh, look really!" Replied snake and fell of the bike.
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I don't care what my onii- chan says about me.

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markkur
markkur


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Once upon a time
posted July 28, 2012 01:32 PM

"I dreamed I ate a 5 lb. marshmellow. When I woke-up my pillow was gone."
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"Do your own research"

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 31, 2012 05:15 PM

A boy comes home bleeding.

"MUM, MUM, guess what!"

"What?"

"A friend hit me with a bottle!"

"WHAT?!"

"Fooled ya! It wasn't a bottle, it was a brick!"
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted July 31, 2012 05:23 PM

That explains a-lot.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted August 03, 2012 03:51 PM

Two blondes are talking:

-What is the difference betwen a horse and a tiger?

-They're both animals.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted August 12, 2012 03:51 PM

A man teaches his son some basic Math:

-If I have 10 apples here and 10 apples here, how much apples do I have?

-A full basket!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Galileo
Galileo


Known Hero
posted August 15, 2012 04:08 PM

How would have movie "300" been called if Chuck Norris acted in it?

"1"

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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted August 26, 2012 08:03 PM

Theory of relativity: the more relatives are visiting you, the slower the time passes.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted August 26, 2012 08:09 PM

-Man, I have some bad news!

-What?!

-Your wife's mother fell of the bike and broke it...

-Those are not the bad news!

-...but the bike is yours.

-Noooo!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Galileo
Galileo


Known Hero
posted August 30, 2012 03:24 PM

20 y. ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no
Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

How did a hobbit ruin a box match? He destroyed the ring.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' (This joke is the funniest joke ever, according to this.)
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted September 09, 2012 09:28 PM

Q: What's black, and doesn't work?








A: Half of London.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 09, 2012 09:33 PM

-I was in my car yesterday when I hit an old lady.

-WOW, you're so lucky!

-What? I had to pay 100$!

-Yeah, but you didn't run into an angry biker gang...
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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alcibiades
alcibiades


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted September 09, 2012 09:33 PM

Quote:
Theory of relativity: the more relatives are visiting you, the slower the time passes.
That's a good one.
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What will happen now?

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 09, 2012 09:38 PM

Every man dreams about money.

Every woman dreams about money.

Only kids dream about inheriting it.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted September 09, 2012 09:44 PM

Thanks for this one,NoobX!
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 09, 2012 09:54 PM

Thank you for the post.

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In the classroom

Teacher: Kids, if you had to choose between 1.000.000$ and a brain, what would you choose?

Student: I would take the money!!

Teacher: Well, you see, I would take the brain.

Student: Oh, Ok. Everyone should take what he needs.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 29, 2012 10:04 AM

"What is the colour of this grey suit?"
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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carcity
carcity


Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
posted October 03, 2012 11:56 PM

Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.
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Why can't you save anybody?

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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted October 05, 2012 06:32 AM

Quote:
Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.
If you have a problem, use XML. Now you have two problems.

If you have a problem, use Java. Now you have an AbstractProblemFactory.
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